Hello

[Frank the Tank]

Greetings everyone, my name is Francis. Or as my friends call, Frank.
First off How are you all?
I'm doing well.
Recently I have been feeling lost and without purpose. I found myself moving away from the church feeling it wasn't right for me. I still love God and Jesus almighty but the churches around here just didn't cut it. They were just too soft, I found my self sitting in a holy place next to Homosexuals. I do not understand why the Pastor would allow this. I have since left that den of sin and have found myself here on this website. This website for a Church that i can feel at home in.

I really hope you will all accept me even though I am Australian and would have a lot to learn about how to be a better christian and if i work hard hopefully a True Christian.

I look forward to many discussions with you all.
If you have any questions or would like to get to know me better or if you can give me advice on bettering myself please send me a line.

Your friend
Frank

[HTannor]

Re: Hello

Australian, huh?

Did all your long dead relatives have criminal records?

What does koala meat taste like? Chicken?

Is dwarf tossing fun?

[Frank the Tank]

Re: Hello

Australian, huh?

Did all your long dead relatives have criminal records?

What does koala meat taste like? Chicken?

Is dwarf tossing fun?

My long dead relatives most probably did have criminal records, but I am working hard to better myself and not be like them.

I haven't tried koala but Kangaroo is interesting, similar to venison in some ways. Crocodile tastes like chicken. If the chicken had been swimming in a swamp.

And dwarf tossing belongs to New Zealand. Although I imagine it would be fun.

[Wide-Open]

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Welcome to Landover friend. Do you own a KJV? Did you meet us last year when we visited your strange country?

[Frank the Tank]

Re: Hello

Welcome to Landover friend. Do you own a KJV? Did you meet us last year when we visited your strange country?

Unfortunately I did not meet any of the missionaries that came out here. It would have been most fortuitous if I had. I have ordered a copy KJV after reading a post from Pastor Ezekiel. I have finally been informed of the true word of god. I am looking forward to many hours of bible study.

[Blakeyoung]

Re: Hello

The thread that was linked is amazing, so many unfortunate misconceptions about Australia.

Will missionaries be sent again in the future, or was it a one time thing?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

The thread that was linked is amazing, so many unfortunate misconceptions about Australia.

Will missionaries be sent again in the future, or was it a one time thing?

Well, if you two boys can raise the neccessary funds, anything is possible.


Although I've had my eye on a Mission to Bermuda for some time now. Those sweaty, muscular nubian young men over there need to hear about Jesus!

[Sungstra]

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Welcome Frank.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Hello, Crocodile Frank. I'm pleased to see that at least one of you unfortunate souls from the jungles of Australia is interested in salvation (unlike Crocodile Blakeyoung or Crocodile Sungstra).
I'm curious about something. How many abo servants do you have, and do they walk around with their dijerydos hanging out?

[Blakeyoung]

Re: Hello

Well, if you two boys can raise the neccessary funds, anything is possible.


Although I've had my eye on a Mission to Bermuda for some time now. Those sweaty, muscular nubian young men over there need to hear about Jesus!

I am sure if you guys did come down, my mates and I would be more than willing to take you on a grand tour, we could hit the beach, the gym, the clubs so on and so forth (there will be loads of unsaved, impressionable youths at those places)

[Sungstra]

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Hello, Crocodile Frank. I'm pleased to see that at least one of you unfortunate souls from the jungles of Australia is interested in salvation (unlike Crocodile Blakeyoung or Crocodile Sungstra).
I'm curious about something. How many abo servants do you have, and do they walk around with their dijerydos hanging out?

What's your problem?!?! I haven't even spoken to you before!

"Judge not lest not be judged" Michael 1:7

Perhaps you should re read that bible verse and reflect on it for a couple of hours.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello

What's your problem?!?! I haven't even spoken to you before!

"Judge not lest not be judged" Michael 1:7

Perhaps you should re read that bible verse and reflect on it for a couple of hours.

No, why don't you drunken abos re-read the Bible. There's no book of Michael in the Bible! I think what you're thinking of is Matthew 7:1-5 (not 1:7) where Jesus warns us not to do hypocritical judgement. It is not a prohibition of judging. It just tells us don't judge others if we are guilty of the same sins.

Matthew 7:1 tells us if we judge others, we will be judged too. That is perfectly fine by me. I can judge you and know you are unsaved scum. When the Lord judges me He will see that I am Saved(tm) and have accepted Him into my heart. So, any True Christian(tm) would happily be judged.

[Sungstra]

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I meant Matthew, but I couldn't edit my post because I don't know how to do it. Actually, how come we can't edit our posts?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello

Because you're unsaved trash. Being able to edit posts is a privelege given to people who aren't here to mock God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

What's your problem?!?! I haven't even spoken to you before!

"Judge not lest not be judged" Michael 1:7

Perhaps you should re read that bible verse and reflect on it for a couple of hours.

What on earth are you talking about? I don't know what satanic "bible" you're reading, but in the Holy KJV there is no book of "Michael." Don't come in here blaspheming.