[Johnnyboy]

Re: Hello

Hello Miss Virginia,

Welcome to Gods Favorite Forum . It's always a pleasure to see a nice Southern Christian Lady stop by. Hopefully you'll stay around and enjoy some good Christian fellowship.

God Bless

Johnny

[Virginia Waters]

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Hello, Mr. Johnnyboy,

Thanks so much for the welcome! Most of the folks here seem very nice, but why is everyone labeled as Unsaved Trash when they first visit here? I had that under my name for a while, and it really did bother me. I didn't want to make a scene, but I didn't think it was right for a stranger to call me that. Anyway, the good Pastor sent me a nice message saying that I could now be a member of the church, so I guess I shouldn't complain. Johnnyboy, why is it that some folks here are True Christian, and others aren't? I can't seem to figure that out. If you get a chance, please expalin that to me. Thanks for paying attention to a long winded lady!

Bye now

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, Virginia. I must say God spent some extra time when He designed you. If you ever need any help....and I mean anything....feel free to e-mail me for private pastoral advice and counseling. I also run a successful and much-lauded ministry for young women such as yourself.

-Rev. Jim

[Levi Jones]

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Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, Virginia. I must say God spent some extra time when He designed you. If you ever need any help....and I mean anything....feel free to e-mail me for private pastoral advice and counseling. I also run a successful and much-lauded ministry for young women such as yourself.

-Rev. Jim

Amen, Rev. Jim. I had forgotten about those days driving the stretch Escalade. This one would have been perfect for you to minister until she squealed with the delight of Jesus. Squealed with the delight of Jesus!

[Virginia Waters]

Re: Hello

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, Virginia. I must say God spent some extra time when He designed you. If you ever need any help....and I mean anything....feel free to e-mail me for private pastoral advice and counseling. I also run a successful and much-lauded ministry for young women such as yourself.

-Rev. Jim

Hello Pastor Osborne,

Thank you so much for the warm welcome! A lady such as myself feels so much more secure when a Godly man of The Cloth is looking after her best interests. I showed Daddy your post, and he nearly killed over with joy! Daddy spent a lot of time and money over in Fort Mill, SC back in the late 80s. I remeber him saying that a check was worthless unless it was made out to Osborne. Now I think I know what he was talking about!!!!

If i ever need anything, I'll be sure to let you know!!

[Virginia Waters]

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Amen, Rev. Jim. I had forgotten about those days driving the stretch Escalade. This one would have been perfect for you to minister until she squealed with the delight of Jesus. Squealed with the delight of Jesus!

Why, Mr. Jones, did I hear you mention something about an Escalade? Thats my kind of ride. I love the plush, comfortable interior of a well made American SUV. I drive a Ford Focus, but the thought of being driven in a large vehicle like an Escalade makes me understand how Jesus gave us such luxury to aspire for.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Hello

Hello, Mr. Johnnyboy,

Thanks so much for the welcome! Most of the folks here seem very nice, but why is everyone labeled as Unsaved Trash when they first visit here? I had that under my name for a while, and it really did bother me. I didn't want to make a scene, but I didn't think it was right for a stranger to call me that. Anyway, the good Pastor sent me a nice message saying that I could now be a member of the church, so I guess I shouldn't complain. Johnnyboy, why is it that some folks here are True Christian, and others aren't? I can't seem to figure that out. If you get a chance, please expalin that to me. Thanks for payuting attention to a long winded lady!

Bye now

Hey Miss Virginia,

Please don't worry about the "Unsaved Trash" label. We all get that when we first visit here. In fact, you lost your label a lot quicker than I did. The Pastors call all newcomers that because we get bombarded with trolls that surf the internets constantly. Look on the bright side, you made forum member your first day! Keep on the right path and you can become a True Christian! I'll be happy to help you out, since you're a fellow North Carolinian. I'm still trying to help the lass I'm wooing become a True Christian, but she lives in in England and thats an uphill battle. I have faith in her, though, and she'll pull through one day. She recently suffered a great loss, and I'm very worried about her. Sorry, I digress. This thread is about you. Keep up the good work and you'll be part of the LBC team in no time.

[Virginia Waters]

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Thanks for clearing that up for me, Mr. Johnnyboy. I was so worried that I'd done something wrong. I really want to become a Christian in high standing here, and if you can help help me I'll be most grateful. God wants me here, I can just feel it. If anyone can help me stay, I'd be so thankful

Thanks Johnnyboy . We Southerners have to stick together, don't we?

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

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Hey there, Ms. Waters. You are a bit thin in the hips and pale for my tastes, uh huh, but welcome.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Hello

Thanks for clearing that up for me, Mr. Johnnyboy. I was so worried that I'd done something wrong. I really want to become a Christian in high standing here, and if you can help help me I'll be most grateful. God wants me here, I can just feel it. If anyone can help me stay, I'd be so thankful

Thanks Johnnyboy . We Southerners have to stick together, don't we?

Hey Miss Virginia,

I guess if you're wanting to become a True Christian you should pay more attention to your typing. You typed "help" back to back in your last post. Jesus hates mistakes like that. Proper grammar seperates us from mooslims and joos. You're a woman and expected to mess up from time to time, so please don't think I'm being harsh. Tough Love is Jesus' Love.

God Bless

[Nobar King]

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I think there was supposed to be a comma between the two helps. One can never get enough help in this lifetime.

[Virginia Waters]

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I think there was supposed to be a comma between the two helps. One can never get enough help in this lifetime.

You're so correct, Mr. King. I'm sorry I neglected to put that nasty comma in its right place. I'm a woman, what can I say?