Hello there.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

I just joined not that long ago, and just wanted to say some things about myself:

I can talk to a tree sprit named Luna. She is my protecter of evil spirts, and I love her very much.

I still love Jesus, and I also love Buddha.

I like walking barefoot.

I love nature.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Hello there.

I just joined not that long ago, and just wanted to say some things about myself:

I can talk to a tree sprit named Luna. She is my protecter of evil spirts, and I love her very much.

I still love Jesus, and I also love Buddha.

I like walking barefoot.

I love nature.

Young Lady, that tree spirit you're talking to is either satan, or a psychiatric disorder that you need to have looked at immediately.

You do say that you love Jesus, so that's a start. Now you just have to realize that Boodah and those other false gods are only leading you to an eventual self-destruction that will cause you to burn in hell eternally. I would suggest that you read the King James Version year 1611 Bible from Front to Back and then try to change your ways.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Hello there.

I'm a guy, by the way.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Hello there.

Merry Meet my fellow psychotic tree hugger!

Moon

PS - My tree spirit's name is Keebler

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Hello there.

I'm a guy, by the way.

Well then, that changes everything. Have you ever considered that fact that you're a homer? If so, there are ways to change this and become closer to God. Just check out this forum right here, and they'll set you straight.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=42

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Hello there.

Well then, that changes everything. Have you ever considered that fact that you're a homer? If so, there are ways to change this and become closer to God. Just check out this forum right here, and they'll set you straight.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=42

I'm sure I'm not gay. I like girls.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Hello there.

Oh, and I'm also a vegan. Being that I love animals.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello there.

I just joined not that long ago, and just wanted to say some things about myself:

I can talk to a tree sprit named Luna. She is my protecter of evil spirts, and I love her very much.

I still love Jesus, and I also love Buddha.

I like walking barefoot.

I love nature.

I suppose you are also a lezbean that drives a subaru, lives in Boulder, CO, eats granola and wears birkenstock sandels?

JESUS winces.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello there.

Oh, and I'm also a vegan. Being that I love animals.

I love animals, too. Especially cats.

So, how can you talk to Tree people, yet claim you love Jesus, when Jesus tells us that the only way to Heaven is through Him?

He says nothing about talking Trees. Not even talking tea trees.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Hello there.

I suppose you are also a lezbean that drives a subaru, lives in Boulder, CO, eats granola and wears birkenstock sandels?

JESUS winces.

No way. Too feminine for that. He's more of a Bed Bath and Beyond sort of guy...definitely not Home Depot.

Moon

So, how can you talk to Tree people....

shrooms do that to you. you talk to all sorts of beautiful woodland creatures

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Hello there.

No way. Too feminine for that. He's more of a Bed Bath and Beyond sort of guy...definitely not Home Depot.

Moon

I think this is one of those twisted homers that pretends to be a guy one day, and a female the next day.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello there.

No way. Too feminine for that. He's more of a Bed Bath and Beyond sort of guy...definitely not Home Depot.

Moon

Ewww, yikes...it's a man?

I smell a warlock.

GET THE BEHIND ME DEMON! GET THEE GONE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!!! I REBUKE YOU!

Frightened, Sister Thumper

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello there.

Oh, and I'm also a vegan. Being that I love animals.

I love them too with a salad with ranch and some garlic mashed pototoes.

Lve, Sister Thumper

p/s: I still rebuke you.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Hello there.

Wow...I signed up to seen the reply I would get with all the stuff I do, butt I never would have imaged this.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Hello there.

Wow...I signed up to seen the reply I would get with all the stuff I do, butt I never would have imaged this.

I'm guessing this is a fred-ian slip, heathen?