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  • Hank
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 405
    #1

    Howdy

    Howdy yall Hanks the name

    Ima moving to Iowa next month and looking for a good church to join, thought Id better check out this one.

    I been a Christan since the day the good Lord created me and I be a Christan till the day I die. I love Jesus and I love huntin things mostly rabits and foxes but I shot me some pigs and deer too. I use my grampas old 303 and a 12 gauge depending on the wind and what im huntin for.

    I am a gentel and a kind hearted Christan and I gots a job at a diner but dont know what i be doin if and when i move to Iowa.

    God bless you all.
    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

    GOD HATES FAGS
    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

     WHITE AND PROUD
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: Howdy

      Welcome Hank to God's Favorite Forum(tm)!

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Howdy

          Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. Please tell us about yourself. What's your favorite weapon? What's your wife's best pie?

          Please take a look at our Church Doctrines HERE to get a better idea of what we're about at Landover Baptist. You won't regret it!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Hank
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 405
              #4
              Re: Howdy

              I like my garmpas old 303 has a real nice feel to it with the old wood he said he shot him some krauts with it once but i dunno what that is so i use it anyways. Seems to work jist fine. Im saving up to get a Remington 700 with laser sighting and the standard 2 piece sights and ring setup but they said it be too expensive. Maybe one day who knows.

              I aint got no wife sir but my ma makes the bist apple pies when them niggas dont stole them off the window. God willing I be gettin married when the time is right, a white Christan lady of course.

              Them doctrines Ill be readin them but probably take me some time im not a good reader yanow but I try my bist most times.

              So how big is this Church? Do you have mens Bible study groups I can join? Are there camping trips?
              Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

              GOD HATES FAGS
              Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
              DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

               WHITE AND PROUD

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                • Brian Jung
                  Unsaved trash, Godmocker
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 6
                  #5
                  Re: Howdy

                  GREETINGS BROTHER!

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                    • Hank
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 405
                      #6
                      Re: Howdy

                      howdy brian whats that on yer face is it like a gas mask? I gots me one of them come in real handy after some mexsican food if ya no what im sayin. You been going to this church for long? how do you find it?
                      Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                      GOD HATES FAGS
                      Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                      DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                       WHITE AND PROUD

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