Hi I am Lola

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 10-08-2009, 12:59 AM

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. I'm sorry to hear about your troubles, but I rejoice in Jesus's Love that He called you here for some healing.

What did you do to drive off your husband?

**WWJDnow** · 10-08-2009, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post

A waitress at the truck stop here in town where I work said that I needed Jesus in my life.

Well, I suppose it's OK for a woman to give another woman religious advice, but remember, that doesn't mean you can go around telling men how to lead Godly lives:

I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Timothy 2:12

He told me it werent my fault Jim left me, he is my husband.

Remember what the Bible says:

the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. 1 Corinthians 11:3

It is real hard raisin 2 kids on what a waitress makes.

Consider the story of the widow who gave all she had to the temple:

And he saw also a certain poor widow casting in thither two mites. And he said, Of a truth I say unto you, that this poor widow hath cast in more than they all: For all these have of their abundance cast in unto the offerings of God: but she of her penury hath cast in all the living that she had. Luke 21:1-4

Do you love Jesus enough to give all that you have to the church?

Anyhow I sure need help finding Jesus, I hope yall will find it in your heart to help me.

Of course we will. Our church is built on love.

**Father Maurice Lester** · 10-08-2009, 01:51 AM

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Hello Lola,

El O El LAY Loooow La,

Please help me understand but I hear you walk like a woman and talk like a man? Is this why your husband left you? When you squeezed him tight did you nearly break his spine? Do you drink champagne and does it taste just like cherry Cola?

We have a special outreach program at the Catholic Church that might be perfect for you. As it seems you come from a rather uneducated southern background there is every chance you are essentially no different than any number of others who suffer from your unusual affliction.

Are you familiar with the South African runner who has recently been diagnosed with... uh... a testosterone imbalance?

I am going to PM you the email of our blessed Sister Val Getarian who runs the Lesuit order of Nuns based in New York... she is a woman of colour who used to walk on the wild side but since leaving Miami FLA has found her true path and can undoubtedly help you find yours.

Don't be shy as there is nothing to be ashamed about other than being a Baptist. We can help.

Remember to tell her Father Mo sent you.

Bless you, my Ray Davies description,
Father Mo

**Lola Handcock** · 10-08-2009, 04:19 AM

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Pastor Ezekiel thank you so very much for the welcome,it sure brings joy to me.
as far as my husband I ran him off. A couple of months ago I was coming home from the truck stop.I was real tired , part of my job is to make pies and the truck drivers sure can eat some pie.When I got home I caught him cheating on me with the next door neighbor.Well sir I told him to leave right off,just get out.
He dont give me and the kids any money at all,he says he needs all of his money to buy new clothes.When I told Pastor Fred what happened he sure was mad at Jim.The Pastor said that Jim was going to hell real fast,something about the devil stoken the flames and some kind of river .The Pastor came over to the truck stop last week and asked some of the drivers if they could hook up to my single wide and pull it over to my ma's land.Boy they sure were glad to help me.My ma has 35 acres of good bottom land and she let me park the home out back.The the Pastor sent over one of the fellers from the Church and he ran electricty to my trailer.Ma raises some vegetables and she even has a few pigs so me and the kids are doing ok now.Ma said I should go to town and get me food stamps and public aid.But I aint going to.She says I am to proud for my own good.

WWJDnow ,is that your real name how do you say it? I sure wood never tell a man what to do ,unless it was Jim.after all I am here to please them.
Every time I go to the church I give all the extra money I have,it aint much but I sure try my best
You sure know your bible,I would like to know it like you some day .Will you help me study when I get me my very own bible?

Father Lester are you a God Fearing Baptist like Pastor Fred? I aint never met a Father at his Church ?I was named after my grandma and she was named after her grandma.We have been around theses parts since Daniel Boon was here.I dont drink much,cause Pa was killed by moonshine when I was a little girl.I sure miss him a heap

Well I got to run and put the kids to bed.Pastor Fred said I should say this I hope its right
Praise Jesus for he his the light in my life.May the good Lord bless each one of you.

**Lola Handcock** · 10-08-2009, 04:34 AM

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How come that Father MO guy wants me to go to a catherlic Church.That aint some other kinda Baptist Church is it ? He sent me a message said I would find Jesus there.He is pullin my leg aint he.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 10-08-2009, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post

How come that Father MO guy wants me to go to a catherlic Church.That aint some other kinda Baptist Church is it ? He sent me a message said I would find Jesus there.He is pullin my leg aint he.

Lola, I strongly advise you to stay away fro "father" Mo. He prays to Jesus's mother instead of Jesus (God).

Also NEVER leave him alone with your children.

**Emil Sledge** · 10-08-2009, 05:09 AM

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Welcome Lola! I been comin here to the LBC forum for a few weeks now since i got out and everybody has been real nice to me mostly. I been out for a couple months now and i found me this nice church over here in Davenport Iowa called morning star Baptist church and they helped me with gettin a place to stay here at the Howard johnsons and they got me a laptop that gets seven different web sites. Baptist churches are the best but dont go missin the bus to servises on sunday morrnins cause they get a little snippy about it if you miss too many servises i wish they wernt so darm early.

Say. Was your nexdoor nieghbor for sure cheatin with your husband? I mean are you sure cause maybe he was just being a good nieghbor hisself by being Godly for her if she got nobody else to be Godly for her all the time. I sure wish Marge were here to help me right better. but anyhoo when you get cher 1611 King James Bible next week or whenever you want to find Genesis 16:1-4 cause maybe she just wanted a baby like you have two and she gots none. Is that so bad if he was just bein Godly that way? you and he should be patchin things up in no time cause what if that was all he was tryin to do huh? I didnt really understand that Genesis 16:1-4 til Pastor Merle over to the morning star Baptist church explained it to me. Hear it is and maybe your Pastor Fred can explain it to you tooo.

Genesis 16

1Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.
2And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.
3And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.
4And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.

So maybe since WWJDnow said the head of the woman is the man you should be a Godly woman and forgive him. Somethin to think about huh.

**Lola Handcock** · 10-08-2009, 05:58 AM

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Hi Emil thanks for the welcome.
I dont like to talk much about Jim( my soon to be ex husband) I get real sick every time I think of him and my old neighbor.You will just have to trust me what he was a doing aint in the Bible,I think.And sides why should I care about him,he wont even take care of his own kids.Wont give me no child support money ner nothing .He just says me and the kids aint his problem no more.All he wants to do is buy himself new clothes and run around drinking and being a fool.Good riddance is all I can say.

You said you just got out. what do you mean was you in jail ? You aint one of the guys what stays in the closet are you.They say they came out all the time.Iffin you was in jail thats ok,but if you are one of them funny fellers I dont have no time for you.Pastor Fred said them homo people are a going straight to hell and there aint no saving them.

Praise Jesus,he is the light in my life

**Emil Sledge** · 10-08-2009, 07:23 AM

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Well i AINT one of them and i dont think its even funny to say maybe i am so dont even say that NO MORE. I got out of Mount Pleasant correctional back in july and the Scott county lockup couple weeks ago. but Im a good guy though. I shoudnt a gone to jail in the first place it was all a big miss understanding.

You seem like a real nice gal, but maybe not so nice. Your husbands had enough a you looks like. I cant see whats so bad he done that you start hatin Jesus Christ our lord and savour so much that you cant even do what he said in the 1611 King James Bible.

Ephesians 1: 4-5

4According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
5Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

Pastor Merle over here to the morning star Baptist says Jim was just doing what Jesus wants and he says no wonder you end up with no husband. Jesus also says we are suppose to forgive and especialy if your a woman cause they dont have souls anyway. Pastor Merle also said Jim didnt mean no harm to you and hes probly awful sorry you got all mad about it. And that neighbor gal she dont matter none anyhoo. After all shes just a woman probly cant even make pies as good as you. I saw your pitcher and i cant see what Jim would want with the nieghbor gal anyhoo cause you aint so hard on the eyes. What wasnt you doin right? Musta been somethins all i can say. You sure do need Jesus and i bet the hole LBC is prayin for you to find him so you and Mr. Handcock can praise his name together and get back to raisin them kids to love Jesus not hate him like you do now. You best get this fixed cause you know if your hatin Jesus right now and you get in a accident and buy the farm you end up eatin hot coals and getting it put to you by the horny guy down below forever and ever amen.

**Lola Handcock** · 10-08-2009, 02:14 PM

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Emil I am real sorry for thinking you might be one of the gay fellers.I sure dont hold it agin you for being in jail,a lot of folks here in Nob Hill have been in the jail house once or twice.And for the most part they are all good folk.
I will tell you why I throwed Jim out.I told you I came home from work and a caught him cheating on me.The problem was he was wearing my best sundress and all painted up like a whore .He even had on my best unmentionables.My old next door neighbor was a feller to.And what they was doing aint in the bible,at least I dont think it is.Maybe Pastor Fred or some of the good people here at the LBC can tell me for sure.
Aw shoot now I am fixen to get sick, hold on I will be right back..
Thats why I was so mad at him.Now all he does is spend all his money on ladies clothes and drinken beer.He chases after men all day and night.Thats why Pastor Fred says he is a going straight to hell,and you cant help him.I hope Jesus aint mad at me cause I hate Jim ,shoot I hope he gets that Aids stuff or what ever its called.That will teach him.Do you know if that homo stuff is catchey,I sure dont want my boys getten it like their dad has.

Pastor Fred came by early this morning,we had us a cup of coffee and did some powerful talking about Jim.He told me agin it werent my fault that Jim had gone to the dark side.He said that the devil himself had a taken over Jims heart and mind ,and even if Jim tried to find Jesus it would not do him no good.Its just too darn late.He told me that all them homersexeral people had gone agin everything in the King James Bible,they have spit in the face of Jesus himself.The Pastor said iffin I pray for Jim real hard the devil might not throw him in the lake of fire and might let him a sit next to it for all eternity.
Pastor Fred told me he was coming by the trailer after I get home from work.He says he will bring some off the ladies from the church to see me.He said he has a surprise for me and the kids.

Emil I saw your picture on the web site,you are a nice looking feller.I sure love a man who wears a mullet.I bet you are real good to your wife and kids and I bet you sure dont wear her dresses and what not.Iffin its ok with the lady of the house I sure would like to become your bible study partner and a keep conversing with you.I hope next week to have some money save up for my own bible,we got us a used book store here in town and the feller that runs it says he has a real nice one he is a holden for me.
But you best ask her iffin its ok cause you should not hide it from her.
I sure hope you get to talk with Jesus to day .I pray and talk with him every day.Sure makes me fell all warm inside.

Well I got to go too work now,them apple pies aint going to bake themselves

Praise Jesus,he is the light in my life

**Lola Handcock** · 10-08-2009, 02:28 PM

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Opps I forgot some thing its a been on my mind all night and I plum forgot to ask Pastor Fred.
Pastor Ezekiel you sad I should not leave that Father MO guy alone with my kids,he aint one of the preverts I have heard about is he ?Iffin he is what is wrong with him dont he know that he will go the the bad place for doing that kind stuff to kids ?

Can some one tell me you draw the box around some of what you wright?And how do you get them smily face things to work?

**Emil Sledge** · 10-08-2009, 02:34 PM

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If that dont beet all! Pastor Zeke I dont know what to say to Lola no more now. What would make a man like her Jim do such a fool thing? Could she a made him that way ya think?

Maybe he give up because she wasnt followin the 1611 King James Bible all the way all the time.

Oh boy I just dont know what to say. I need to think on this and maybe ask Pastor Merle. Maybe he wants me just to steer cleer of her. Im gonna pray for awile now. Boy oh boy. Them poor kids. Oh I just dont know now.

Anyhoo whats a mullet aint that a fish? I never wore no fish. Whats she talking about anyhoo? I dont feel so good about this Lola gal no more.

**Daisy Mae Johnson** · 10-08-2009, 05:33 PM

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Hi Lola and welcome to GOD'S Favorite Church.

I'm sorry your husband left you.

He sounds like real rat anyway. I'm sure with a smile as lovely as yours you will find a new good Christian husband in no time.

**Lola Handcock** · 10-09-2009, 04:01 AM

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Well thanks for your support.I see that you love to bake like I do.I have won the blue ribbon at the county fair 2 tears running.May be we could share a recipe or two .

Well today after I got off work Pastor Fred kept his word .He and some of the ladies from our church were a waiting for me.They loaded me and my two boys up in the church van and off we went to Wallmart.They bought me a new dress to replace the one Jim took and they got the boys new winter coats.And they did it from there own kindness.Pastor Fred took me over to the place were you get food stamps,I werent real happy about it at all.But the Pastor told me its ok to accept help,the next thing I knew I had a credit card with $400.00 a month and its all for food.Pastor Fred took me over to the Propane guy in town ,He talked to him for a while .Next thing i know Leo the propane guy said he will be over in the morning to put in a 250 gallon tank and fill it up.The pastor said not to worry about the money cause the Church had it taken care of.Me and the pastor and the other ladies went to my house,I was so grateful for the love I just cried and cried.The Pastor then told me he had one more gift for me,It was a brand spankin new 1611 King James Bible .He and the ladies all gave me a hug and they told me that they loved me.And the best part was they said that Jesus loved me cause I loved him back.
I am going to read that bible from cover to cover.Every day I am going to read me a few pages and think about what I read. The pastor said that was the best way to learn the bible.
When Flo at the truck stop told me I needed Jesus in my life I was not to sure she knew what she was a talkin about.She sure showed me she was right.All I can say is I feel loved ,and I hope that all you good Christians feel the love to.

Praise Jesus.

Hi I am Lola

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