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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: Hi I am Lola

    Dear Lola,
    You seem like a nice Christian lady, but your typing leaves a little to be desired. You'll notice that in the Bible a period (full stop) is followed by a space, and that a comma has a space after it, not before. The Bible is an educational resource of all types, including the three R's (apostrophes are used to indicate plural in a few select occasions, including this example).

    If it's good enough to be found in the Bible, it's good enough for you.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Lola Handcock
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 739

      #17
      Re: Hi I am Lola

      I sure am sorry for my typing and grammar .I will try my very best to fix it.Iffin you see me make a mistake just tell me and I will try not to do it no more.

      Praise Jesus,I pray dear Jesus help me with my typing skills as I am not to good.AMEN

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      • Lola Handcock
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 739

        #18
        Re: Hi I am Lola

        I received some wonderful news my ex-husband and his new wife/husband Mike were hit by a buss in Boston.Jim is at this very moment ridding the log flume to hell( and Mike too).

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Hi I am Lola

          Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
          I received some wonderful news my ex-husband and his new wife/husband Mike were hit by a buss in Boston.Jim is at this very moment ridding the log flume to hell( and Mike too).
          Praise Jesus! That must be a load off your mind. Did he change his will before Jesus killed him and his butt buddy?

          Don't forget to Tithe, sister. After all, it was Landover's prayers that cleared up your little problem...
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Emil Sledge
            struggling to make sense for Jesus
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 257

            #20
            Re: Hi I am Lola

            I'm a little freeked out. I mean I just told you Lola about this
            Romans 7:2-3: For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to [her] husband so long as he liveth; but if the husband be dead, she is loosed from the law of [her] husband. So then if, while [her] husband liveth, she be married to another man, she shall be called an adulteress: but if her husband be dead, she is free from that law; so that she is no adulteress, though she be married to another man.
            and then he ends up dead right away after that? You aint a witch are ya? I mean ya gotta admitt that is sorta weird huh?
            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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            • Lola Handcock
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 739

              #21
              Re: Hi I am Lola

              Pastor a check fer $897.79 is on the way .that's what was left out of the $6,000 he gave me and the boys.
              Emil I was a praying for some time that Jesus would help me out of my marriage to Jim. Well along with some help from the members here at the LBC and The Boston mass transit authority my prayer was answered.Flatter than a pancake.I guess Jim and Mike were liquored up and kissing when they slipped or stepped off the curb during rush hour !

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