[satan's False Word]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Iffin you was a member of the Baptist church and in good standing with Jesus you would not have to worry much about going to hell now would ya.And iffin you quit your blasphemous ways and got right with the LORD you might just get to be a member of this here church.

Leviticus 24:14
"Take the blasphemer outside the camp. All those who heard him are to lay their hands on his head, and the entire assembly is to stone him.

And iffin the Good Pastor Zeke corrects you its for your own good
You need to pray and ask Jesus to for give you and let him in your life
You need to get right with the LORD or you might just get stoned !
Now you gust think about that for awhile

Iffin you can learn to write a proper sentence, someone might understand what you say and effen take you seriously... Iffin you need someone to guide you, may I suggest you follow God? I follow God and His word, not Pastor Zeke and his word... But keep on keeping on Miss Lola from Knob Hill!!

P.S - was your daddy and mommy siblings perhaps, cause iffin they were, that would explain a lot!?

[satan's False Word]

Re: Greetings Brothers

You don't read the posts here, do you? Nobody here loves to see people banished to Hell. Why do you think we work so hard rebuking sinners and laying on the honest but painful truth to them? Why do we constantly warn homosexuals and goths who wander unto our forum that they are going to Hell unless they repent their sinful lifestyles and accept Jesus Christ as savior?

You are full of so much hate and judgment towards us. No wonder we are True Christians™ and you're Satan's False Word.

Actually, Satan's False Word was a name LBC picked for me, along with my brand new and shiny photo. Where did you get that photo of me? I knew I should not have opened that stupid facebook account!

Are you asking me to quote all the places LBC members banish people to hell? What did your last slave die off?

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Iffin you can learn to write a proper sentence, someone might understand what you say and effen take you seriously... Iffin you need someone to guide you, may I suggest you follow God? I follow God and His word, not Pastor Zeke and his word... But keep on keeping on Miss Lola from Knob Hill!!

P.S - was your daddy and mommy siblings perhaps, cause iffin they were, that would explain a lot!?

I am real sorry iffin I dont wright good enough for you,But Jesus understands me and he counts not YOU

And no my Ma and Pa weren't related in no way.I sure would appreciate it iffin you would not speak ill of my Pa,as he is dead from moonshine.

Praise Jesus

[satan's False Word]

Re: Greetings Brothers

I am real sorry iffin I dont wright good enough for you,But Jesus understands me and he counts not YOU

You don't write real good at all Miss. Lola. I only have your best interests at heart - what iffin God does not understand what you say or ask? Good thing He knows your heart! You could actually keep quiet all together! Use it, don't use it!
And yes, what I understand is not important, keep focusing on God!

And no my Ma and Pa weren't related in no way.I sure would appreciate it iffin you would not speak

Likewise, I would like it if you would not speak, but we can't all have what we want, now can we?

ill of my Pa,as he is dead from moonshine.

Praise Jesus

Are you praising Jesus for your daddy's death by moonshine? I've heard of some strange deaths in my short life, but death by moonshine? Did he inject to much moon-flower-powder? Or did he get in a fight to the death with another werewolf?

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Oh my! Oh my! The devil is strong in here! Do y’all always allow such demons to come in here and attack such pretty little white girls? That False Word look like she done got several demons inside of her! Plenty of room ya know! I sure wuz hopein that y’all would smite such demonic talkin’ round here.

[satan's False Word]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Oh my! Oh my! The devil is strong in here! Do y’all always allow such demons to come in here and attack such pretty little white girls? That False Word look like she done got several demons inside of her! Plenty of room ya know! I sure wuz hopein that y’all would smite such demonic talkin’ round here.

Well, I hate to shatter your hopes and dreams!
I thought you prayed for people with demons in them?
LBC is definitely the place for you!!

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Now I save my prayin for the lost souls in hopes that dat will turn to da LORD and repent of their sins. But for the one’s who open their souls to the devil himself, there’s not much we can all do for ya.

A sinner is a person who done just made bad choices and is able thru the mercy of God to repent and be washed in the blood, but when you side with da devil, well den you done just picked your side of the Holy war between good and evil.

And it appears honey that you have done made your choice.

[satan's False Word]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Now I save my prayin for the lost souls in hopes that dat will turn to da LORD and repent of their sins. But for the one’s who open their souls to the devil himself, there’s not much we can all do for ya.

A sinner is a person who done just made bad choices and is able thru the mercy of God to repent and be washed in the blood, but when you side with da devil, well den you done just picked your side of the Holy war between good and evil.

And it appears honey that you have done made your choice.

Depends who you ask - HONEY! I made my choice. I chose GOD!!! You chose your side, the streets and a forum that backs you - except it doesn't - yet!!! Good luck with that!!!

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Oh my, ye are blind!

Our LORD himself traveled on the streets to bring the good news to people, and all of his disciples did as well.

I’m sorry that you only see me as some poor black trash out on the street, but I know that my LORD see’s me for who I really am.

I’m afraid sugar dat you are following a false god, not the one true God. For you see hon, God loves me if I live in a big house in the suburbs or on the street. It is sad that you can’t see past social class and the color of my skin.

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Assalamualaikum Brother Moonfloss
Don't let these Crackers get you down. They just haven't realized yet that the Black man is in charge.

Have you heard the good news about Islam?

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Ass a what?? Islam?? Boy dat be straight from the pits of hell! Away with your devilish talk!

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Ass a what?? Islam?? Boy dat be straight from the pits of hell! Away with your devilish talk!

That's no Devil talk Bro!
Allah (pbuh) is the black mans friend.
We got all the best virgins and this saturday afternoon we even got fried chicken after prayers

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Jesus is the true black man’s friend, not that punto or wat ever. And boy, why cha goin down the chickin’ path, suposin dat you gots some watermelon too?! If you wuz a true brother, y’all know dat you don’t be dissin’ the black man’s food.

My momma usta cook us chickin every Sunday, it was true soul food ya hear, not that goat inners dat y’all eat out dair in da desert.

Shouldn’t you be out blown’ sumtin up right now?

[satan's False Word]

Re: Greetings Brothers

That's no Devil talk Bro!
Allah (pbuh) is the black mans friend.
We got all the best virgins and this saturday afternoon we even got fried chicken after prayers

What is that they say about my enemy??
The enemy of mine enemy is my friend?? What are your thoughts on this???

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Greetings Brothers

In old times, the Egyptians fought the Babylonians, which one wuz the friend of Israel?

Neither!

Why?

Because they both hated the one true God! And therefore they were to be purged from the Holy Land.

It is either you love the LORD or you don’t. Demons can hate each other all that they want too.