Greetings Brothers

[Rev Moonfloss]

Lord, oh Lord! Praise be his name! I have wandered so far thru this heathen trash pit called the internet looking for like minds to help me keep up my faith. In his great and almighty power, god himself has sent me here.

You see brothers; I was not blessed with a church building to call my own, for I have been called upon by the Lord to take his word out onto the street. Many have looked down upon me like I am less of a man then they are because I preach in the streets. But I know brothers, that the lord up on high sees me and blesses me. For I have a strong following of blood washed believers that devote their entire lives to god.

I believe that I am like the brother John the Baptist, I am to be out preaching for all to repent out on the street. For you see, that is were the true sinners live. The queers and druggies never enter into the house of the lord, so I have felt the spirit move me to take the word to them.

It’s a shame what happens out on the streets. Men screwing men right out in front of the eyes of god! They will all be damned to hell! But I offer them on last chance to fall on their face and repent before the lord almighty, for if they don’t, eternal damnation awaits them!

The streets are starting to wear me down y’all, I have come here to find some encouragement and prayer support. All I see everyday are heathens paving the way to hell. I need some lifting up here and know that I’m not the only one preaching the good word!

[satan's False Word]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Lord, oh Lord! Praise be his name! I have wandered so far thru this heathen trash pit called the internet looking for like minds to help me keep up my faith. In his great and almighty power, god himself has sent me here.

You see brothers; I was not blessed with a church building to call my own, for I have been called upon by the Lord to take his word out onto the street. Many have looked down upon me like I am less of a man then they are because I preach in the streets. But I know brothers, that the lord up on high sees me and blesses me. For I have a strong following of blood washed believers that devote their entire lives to god.

I believe that I am like the brother John the Baptist, I am to be out preaching for all to repent out on the street. For you see, that is were the true sinners live. The queers and druggies never enter into the house of the lord, so I have felt the spirit move me to take the word to them.

It’s a shame what happens out on the streets. Men screwing men right out in front of the eyes of god! They will all be damned to hell! But I offer them on last chance to fall on their face and repent before the lord almighty, for if they don’t, eternal damnation awaits them!

The streets are starting to wear me down y’all, I have come here to find some encouragement and prayer support. All I see everyday are heathens paving the way to hell. I need some lifting up here and know that I’m not the only one preaching the good word!

You know, it is considered a sign of respect to capsize our God's name. And I don't see you being that like minded with the LBC people... They damn homers to hell, not pray for them to repent!!

But welcome anyway!

[releaseme]

Re: Greetings Brothers

Welcome to GODS favourite fourm.

[Nobar King]

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Welcome to GODS favourite fourm.

We only worship ONE God here, boy.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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You know, it is considered a sign of respect to capsize our God's name. snip
But welcome anyway!

Well, Reverend LeRoy do look like dat man that used to put wimmin out on 125st St, but what you talkin bout?
"Capsize"?? This here place ain't no Noahs Ark. It a buildin and it don't float!

[Rev Moonfloss]

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Y’all goin’ to have to forgive me, you see I was not fortunate enough to attend to proper schoolin’ and know about the right time to capsize my vocabulary. I shall see to it that from now on I refer to the LORD Almighty in the proper respects.

I guess I do see a fault in me here, I do have a fearful heart when dealin’ with our LORD. When all of those queers are burnin’ in hell, I want to ensure that their blood is not on my hands. When the LORD Almighty asks of me if I know why they are burnin’, I can say that I tried to warn them my LORD, but those queers just don’t listen! Maybe I am a little too soft hearted to a fault, but I feel that I must proclaim the LORD’s name to everyone, even the one’s that are doomed for eternity.

[Remy Lebeau]

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You know, it is considered a sign of respect to capsize our God's name. And I don't see you being that like minded with the LBC people... They damn homers to hell, not pray for them to repent!!

But welcome anyway!

What would a false christian harlot like you know? You just don't like him because of his skin tone. Bigot!

Get thee behind me, Satan!!

[releaseme]

Re: Greetings Brothers

We only worship ONE God here, boy.

Apologies

[Remy Lebeau]

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Y’all goin’ to have to forgive me, you see I was not fortunate enough to attend to proper schoolin’ and know about the right time to capsize my vocabulary. I shall see to it that from now on I refer to the LORD Almighty in the proper respects.

I guess I do see a fault in me here, I do have a fearful heart when dealin’ with our LORD. When all of those queers are burnin’ in hell, I want to ensure that their blood is not on my hands. When the LORD Almighty asks of me if I know why they are burnin’, I can say that I tried to warn them my LORD, but those queers just don’t listen! Maybe I am a little too soft hearted to a fault, but I feel that I must proclaim the LORD’s name to everyone, even the one’s that are doomed for eternity.

Indeed. So few truly understand the pain and agony we feel when we look on hopelessly at a godless piece of unsaved trash strutting head first into the pits of Hell. But because we love mankind so much we take their insults and blasphemies in stride and continue the good fight. GLORY!!

Tell me, "Reverend", where do you hail from? What's your favorite Bible verse? How did you find Jesus? Would you be interested in enrollment in the Ex-Negro Pre-Normalization Program?

Nice to meet you, boy.

[satan's False Word]

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What would a false christian harlot like you know? You just don't like him because of his skin tone. Bigot!

Get thee behind me, Satan!!

So much name calling here! If you say I am a bigot and I don't like him because of his skin tone, it must be true! I mean, you are the master debater, right?

[Rev Moonfloss]

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Brothers and sista’s, can’t we just get along for a few moments here. Y’all know that I just walked in the door here. Lets gather as God’s children for just a spell and let me get to know y’all, and then we can continue on to our debates.

Now to answer the inquisitive mind of Remy Lebeau. I have been told that I was born in Alabama, but my momma traveled around always looking for work, so I was never in one place for very long. I now call the West Coast my home. I tend to go where ever the Spirit leads me too.

My verse is Deuteronomy 33:11. “Bless all his skills, O LORD, and be pleased with the work of his hands. Smite the loins of those who rise up against him; strike his foes till they rise no more.”

I love the way that I can be blessed while those who disagree with me will be stricken down.

I can’t really say that I found Jesus; it’s more like he found me. “For I was lost, but now I’m found”. I was way lost dear brother. Livin’ amongst those who only lived for smokin’ the pipe. I watched dem all perish. It was awful I tell you, I saw myself ending up just like those heathens if I didn’t escape. It was then that another street preacher came to me and showed me the light.

It is this reason that I feel called to return the word that I received back to others out on the street.

You have me fascinated dear brother by this Ex-Negro Pre-Normalization Program. I’m terribly afraid that I have never heard of such programs. Could you enlighten me some more brother?

[Nobar King]

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Brothers and sista’s

You're a nigra and obviously can never have enough education, but you should at least know that brothers and sisters follow the same rules for apostrophes- plural without, and with apostrophe for possessive.

[satan's False Word]

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I love the way that I can be blessed while those who disagree with me will be stricken down.

I think you might be in the right place after all! The LBC members all love to see people banished to hell!! In fact, they do the banishing themselves most of the time!!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Greetings Brothers

I think you might be in the right place after all! The LBC members all love to see people banished to hell!! In fact, they do the banishing themselves most of the time!!

You don't read the posts here, do you? Nobody here loves to see people banished to Hell. Why do you think we work so hard rebuking sinners and laying on the honest but painful truth to them? Why do we constantly warn homosexuals and goths who wander unto our forum that they are going to Hell unless they repent their sinful lifestyles and accept Jesus Christ as savior?

You are full of so much hate and judgment towards us. No wonder we are True Christians(tm) and you're Satan's False Word.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Greetings Brothers

I think you might be in the right place after all! The LBC members all love to see people banished to hell!! In fact, they do the banishing themselves most of the time!!

Iffin you was a member of the Baptist church and in good standing with Jesus you would not have to worry much about going to hell now would ya.And iffin you quit your blasphemous ways and got right with the LORD you might just get to be a member of this here church.

Leviticus 24:14
"Take the blasphemer outside the camp. All those who heard him are to lay their hands on his head, and the entire assembly is to stone him.

And iffin the Good Pastor Zeke corrects you its for your own good
You need to pray and ask Jesus to for give you and let him in your life
You need to get right with the LORD or you might just get stoned !
Now you gust think about that for awhile