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  • crazychick
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    • Oct 2009
    • 48

    #1

    I am NOTHING

    Hi every one

    My name is Suzie and I am NOTHING!

    I am not an atheist, I am not an agnostic, I am not a wiccan and I am not a satan-worshipper.

    I am LOST. I find that I am more intelligent than most, so struggle to fit in. At the same time I have a problem with substance abuse... Strange balance forced on me!!

    If I am in the wrong place, please point me in the right direction!!? If I am in the right place, bless you for helping me!!

    crazychick
  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #2
    Re: I am NOTHING

    Dear lost soul,

    The Catholic Church has numerous outreach programs designed to help people with all manner of problems including substance abuse, be it drugs and or alcohol. You may not be aware that we are the world's preeminent religious organisation and have been lending helping hands to those in need for two thousand years.

    Be it food-banks, fund raising for eduction or just providing qualified and non-judgmental expert listeners and advisers to those who seek assistance, there is no better one-stop shopping for all of your emotional and spiritual needs than the Holy Church of Rome.

    We have thousands of Churches all over the world and are open 24-7 as part of our endless and selfless commitment to bringing all people closer to Jesus and the fulfilling peace and contentment that can only come when faith and humanity meet as God Himself intended.

    Please feel free to pm me with your co-ordinates and I can arrange for you to meet someone to help you battle the demons of your substance abuse while at the same time helping you find your way to the loving arms of Our Lord and Heavenly Father.


    Accept no substitute... there is only one true Church and we can help you like we have helped so many other young and misguided folks before.



    Bless you, my somewhat Sartre esque siren,
    Father Mo






    A Cardinal in the making.

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    • crazychick
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      • Oct 2009
      • 48

      #3
      Re: I am NOTHING

      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
      Dear lost soul,

      The Catholic Church has numerous outreach programs designed to help people with all manner of problems including substance abuse, be it drugs and or alcohol. You may not be aware that we are the world's preeminent religious organisation and have been lending helping hands to those in need for two thousand years.

      Be it food-banks, fund raising for eduction or just providing qualified and non-judgmental expert listeners and advisers to those who seek assistance, there is no better one-stop shopping for all of your emotional and spiritual needs than the Holy Church of Rome.

      We have thousands of Churches all over the world and are open 24-7 as part of our endless and selfless commitment to bringing all people closer to Jesus and the fulfilling peace and contentment that can only come when faith and humanity meet as God Himself intended.

      Please feel free to pm me with your co-ordinates and I can arrange for you to meet someone to help you battle the demons of your substance abuse while at the same time helping you find your way to the loving arms of Our Lord and Heavenly Father.


      Accept no substitute... there is only one true Church and we can help you like we have helped so many other young and misguided folks before.



      Bless you, my somewhat Sartre esque siren,
      Father Mo






      Thank you for the hardy welcome Father Maurice...

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: I am NOTHING

        Originally posted by crazychick View Post
        Hi every one

        My name is Suzie and I am NOTHING!

        I am not an atheist, I am not an agnostic, I am not a wiccan and I am not a satan-worshipper.

        I am LOST. I find that I am more intelligent than most, so struggle to fit in. At the same time I have a problem with substance abuse... Strange balance forced on me!!

        If I am in the wrong place, please point me in the right direction!!? If I am in the right place, bless you for helping me!!

        crazychick
        How old are you Crazy? Why do you hate Jesus?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • crazychick
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          • Oct 2009
          • 48

          #5
          Re: I am NOTHING

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          How old are you Crazy? Why do you hate Jesus?
          I am 30.
          Did I say I hate Jesus? I don't recall that.

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          • Lola Handcock
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 739

            #6
            Re: I am NOTHING

            welcome,Iffin you are looking for Jesus you are in the right place .iffin you are looking for some thing else ,well you are lost cause it aint here.
            A word of advise, Pastor Ezekiel warned me about that Father Mo feller,He aint no Christian he is a catherlick,They dont pray to Jesus they worship his Ma.And iffin you got youngins keep em away from that guy,I guess he is one of the preverts what likes little boys.

            Peter 1:7
            That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ:

            Peter 4:11
            If any man speak, let him speak as the oracles of God; if any man minister, let him do it as of the ability which God giveth: that God in all things may be glorified through Jesus Christ, to whom be praise and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.

            Philippians 1:11
            Being filled with the fruits of righteousness, which are by Jesus Christ, unto the glory and praise of God.






            Get right with Jesus and you will be a happy camper.

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            • Condescending
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • May 2009
              • 33

              #7
              Re: I am NOTHING

              So I take that you don't believe in Jesus but you also believe in some sort of intelligent design (or something that is not an Atheistic point of view)? You are contradicting yourself. There is no such thing as being "on-the-fence" with Jesus. You either accept Him as your Lord and Savior or you don't.

              If you persist to believe that you are still "on-the-fence", Satan has cleverly worked his way to pull you away from salvation. Good luck finding salvation in another religion or belief because I can guarantee that you won't find it elsewhere.
              Christians are sinless.


              Romans 5:14
              Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

              1 John 3:6
              Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

              1 John 3:9
              Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

              1 John 5:18
              We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

              3 John 11
              He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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              • Condescending
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2009
                • 33

                #8
                Re: I am NOTHING

                Just to add on to my previous post:

                "I am the way the truth and the life; NO MAN cometh unto the Father BUT BY ME."
                -- Jesus Christ, John 14:6

                Now you know what to do, so go do it.
                Christians are sinless.


                Romans 5:14
                Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

                1 John 3:6
                Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

                1 John 3:9
                Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

                1 John 5:18
                We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

                3 John 11
                He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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                • Hansche
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 12

                  #9
                  Re: I am NOTHING

                  I think that you should be just fine with a program to help you off of the substance abuse, other than that I don't know what to say. You seem like a fine open person. These bible thumpers couldn't help a lost dog to the pound. lol they just like to past judgment on people that aren't like them. I hope you find what you are looking for, but you don't seem like the type to judge someone.

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                  • TheLordSavedMe
                    A young lady servicing the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 579

                    #10
                    Re: I am NOTHING

                    You should just say NO! Drugs are sooo bad for you!

                    I knew this one guy in high school, he was kinda weird and nobody liked him. But he was nice until her started hanging out with the stoners. Pretty soon, he was all loud and he let his hair get all long and greasy and stuff.

                    Then one day, he was downtown by the train station, and a cop told him he wanted to talk to him, and instead he ran, and he got hit by a bus!

                    So you should never take drugs, because if you do, you might get killed!

                    Tammi


                    Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                    Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



                    sigpic

                    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                    • crazychick
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 48

                      #11
                      Re: I am NOTHING

                      Originally posted by Hansche View Post
                      I think that you should be just fine with a program to help you off of the substance abuse, other than that I don't know what to say. You seem like a fine open person. These bible thumpers couldn't help a lost dog to the pound. lol they just like to past judgment on people that aren't like them. I hope you find what you are looking for, but you don't seem like the type to judge someone.
                      You are bang on the money Hansche - I am not one to judge. I have many faults of my own, like everyone else, so I do not judge. I accept everyone and love everyone, until you prove that you are not worthy of this affection (which rarely happens - I find all people are worthy of affection).

                      Thank you for the welcome. I hope you also find or perhaps already found what you are looking for!

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                      • Rev Moonfloss
                        Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 91

                        #12
                        Re: I am NOTHING

                        Originally posted by crazychick View Post
                        I make love to everyone


                        Oh, LORD, I pray for this crazychick with all of her faults. I really lift up all of her lovin sin that she spreads to everyone. Oh, LORD, hear my prayer and bring this prostitute to her knees and let her see her wicked ways.

                        And all of God’s people said, Amen!

                        Sista, I do hope dat you do find da LORD and quit lovin people all over, especially in the back alleys of sin. Learn to save your lovin for your husband. Even tho I doubt that any good Christian man will have you now after you lovin everyone in skanky motels.
                        Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                        • crazychick
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 48

                          #13
                          Re: I am NOTHING

                          Originally posted by Rev Moonfloss View Post
                          Oh, LORD, I pray for this crazychick with all of her faults. I really lift up all of her lovin sin that she spreads to everyone. Oh, LORD, hear my prayer and bring this prostitute to her knees and let her see her wicked ways.

                          And all of God’s people said, Amen!

                          Sista, I do hope dat you do find da LORD and quit lovin people all over, especially in the back alleys of sin. Learn to save your lovin for your husband. Even tho I doubt that any good Christian man will have you now after you lovin everyone in skanky motels.
                          I never said I make love to everyone. I said I love everyone! That was a sick and twisted thing to do, who ever did that. My problem is substance abuse, not whore-mongering.

                          Although, admittedly, the two can often go hand in hand.

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                          • Ebenezer Wright
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 1021

                            #14
                            Re: I am NOTHING

                            Originally posted by crazychick View Post
                            Although, admittedly, the two can often go hand in hand.

                            So you are admitting to substance abuse and whore-mongering?
                            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                            • crazychick
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 48

                              #15
                              Re: I am NOTHING

                              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                              So you are admitting to substance abuse and whore-mongering?
                              I am admitting to substance abuse. What happens when I am intoxicated/high/drugged up is out of my control. I plead unconscious when it comes to those things!

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