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  • Hello

    What can I say? I'm new here. I love Jesus as my saviour, and obey the KJV (1611) Bible to the word. I wish I lived in Freehold, so I could attend your lovely church, but online contact will have to suffice.

    I live in Bend, Oregon, which is a pretty damn godless place, but for a few Bible-believing churches. My mother is, well, some sort of "christian", I'm not sure what. My older sister is a true-to-life, Hell-damned atheist, I just wish I knew how to convince her to convert.

    Lord's Peace be with you.

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    Re: Hello

    Hi!

    My name is Tammi. I live in San Jose, Ca. It's OK.

    What does your user name mean, is it a Jew name? It looks sort of jewish.

    Anyways, welcome to our the forums and whatnot.


    Tammi


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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Well, it's jewish-derived, but I'm only using it because I like the sound of the word. I specifically changed the spelling so it wouldn't offend anyone here.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        You look awful alot like a former troll from Oregon here. I can't recall his name at the moment. But welcome, and don't let those Shark Fins of liberalism in Oregon circle you. Be strong!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Gemira View Post
          What can I say? I'm new here. I love Jesus as my saviour, and obey the KJV (1611) Bible to the word. I wish I lived in Freehold, so I could attend your lovely church, but online contact will have to suffice.

          I live in Bend, Oregon, which is a pretty damn godless place, but for a few Bible-believing churches. My mother is, well, some sort of "christian", I'm not sure what. My older sister is a true-to-life, Hell-damned atheist, I just wish I knew how to convince her to convert.

          Lord's Peace be with you.
          Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What Church do you attend? There are Independant Baptist Churches in Bend, Or. How did you come to find Jesus?

          How many soldiers for Christ has your wife produced? What's her best pie?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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