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  • Atheist are evil
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 31

    #1

    Hi, greetings from latin america

    Hi, I'm a Latin American christian, I'm an Economist and single, I attend to Bapthist Church since I was 9 years old.
    Here in Lating America, Evangelicals are the second most important religion, and we are conquering our country for Christ.
    I'm really happy you Americans send those loyal servants of god to testify and get us, latins, out of the lies of the catholic church.
    I go twice a week to jails and hospitals, to bring the word of our holy father to those who don't have it, so they can be save by the blood of our lord Jesus.

    Again, thank you brothers for show us the light of the lord.

    I hope one day, we can become a christian nation, just as america is.
    "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Hi, greetings from latin america

    Hello my fine Mexican friend! I'm glad to hear you through off the shackles of mary-worshipping papism and embraced the One True Religion.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Atheist are evil
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 31

      #3
      Re: Hi, greetings from latin america

      Dear Reverend Jim:

      I must say, thanks to God, I'm not a mexican.
      I'm a salvadorean, we are little southern from mexico, and in opposite of that perfid country, so inmerse in the catholic lies, we salvadoreans, as well as guatemalians, are not as catholic as they are (I thin they are 90% catholics).
      I've been Christian my whole life, and although I used to be penthecostal, my parents became Bauthists long ago, whe I was 9 years old.
      In the year 1934 the firs Christian missionaries arrived to this country, where some of them were stoned and beaten, but they didn't gave up, and so we are the fruits of those who planted the seed of the Holy Word of God.
      "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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      • Once was lost
        ...but now is found.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2009
        • 490

        #4
        Re: Hi, greetings from latin america

        In all fairness to Rev. Jim,you do write like a Mexican. Are you trying to deceive the elders here with this Salvadorean Baptist thing? Maybe your a closet Catholic trying to enter the Landover Baptist Church under false pretenses. I assure you it will not work with the Christian elders here who guide us.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hi, greetings from latin america

          Praise Jesus! Welcome to God's favorite forum.

          Please tell us about yourself and your family. How many sons have you given your Husband? Have you learned to bake a decent American pie for him yet?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Atheist are evil
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 31

            #6
            Re: Hi, greetings from latin america

            Dear Once Lost:

            As a Salvadorean, I do speak spanish, so my English is not the best, but I beg you forgive my typing, and help me improve it by pointing my flaws.

            I only have one children, a young boy, as handsome as his father, since we married just a year ago, of course I make a delicious pay, apple and cinnamon it's he's favorite.
            But as we are latins, it's hard to find good apples, and good cinnamon, since we have to import them from America.


            Dear Once Lost, here you can se the lastest poll about religion in my country, it was made by catholics, that far they control the country, but even from such a bias source you can see how bad they're situation is.



            So if they say 54% I should say 40%, Praise The Lord!
            "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Hi, greetings from latin america

              ¡Hola! Mucho gusto. ¿Cual es su verso predilecto de biblia?
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Atheist are evil
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 31

                #8
                Re: Hi, greetings from latin america

                Debo decir, que es Deuteronomio 22:23-24

                but, let's talk in the beloved lenguage God let us christians, American!
                "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Hi, greetings from latin america

                  Originally posted by Atheist are evil View Post
                  but, let's talk in the beloved lenguage God let us christians, American!
                  Claro que si. We should speak in American, before I get into trouble.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Atheist are evil
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 31

                    #10
                    Re: Hi, greetings from latin america

                    since spanish is a wicked lenguage used by the witches back in the time of the catholic supremacy, cursed days!
                    and how they persued our beloved protestan brothers, Bapthist!
                    "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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