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this website is a cult. these people are no better then the hate bringers that forced people to drink koolaid and kill themselves!!!
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Begone, Lezbean harlot!
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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one, im a guy, and two go back to school to learn how to spell lesbianA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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So, you're a homersexural then?Originally posted by Twitcharris View Post
Begone sodomite!Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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This website is indeed powerful! The power of Jesus drew you here. The LORD compelled you to register a username and wait for email confirmation.Originally posted by Twitcharris View Post
The Holy Spirit waited patiently while you confirmed your email address. He also blocked you from pushing the red button on the top right of your window forever.
You are now part of LBC. There is no escape. You could press the red button toward the top right hand side of your browser, but the power of Jesus compels you to remain.
Perhaps it is time to talk about converting to become a True Christian™?Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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im a proud practicing baptist christian. and this isnt christianity. you all claim to be christians and yet you all hate everyone. and i got a private msg from pastor whats-his-face saying "you better pray about your next post, or it may be your last" and i take that as a threat. how do i know you people wont come and find me and kill me or something? should i be afraid for my life? because you all are so hate-filled and seem so violent, i dont think that assumption is too wild of me to have made.A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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I dont think really bad things happen to all that many homersexurals that visit this forum really. But if you hate Jesus it has a way of catchin up with ya so Twitcharris if I was you Id be talkin to a pastor here and askin him to help you to accept Jesus this evening right away. They can do it Twit! They really can!GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!
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Friend,
How can you say we're a cult? We follow Jesus Christ's teachings and the Bible 100% word-for-word. Suddenly that is the definition of a cult these days?
Also, why do you say we "hate everyone"? Speaking for myself, I don't hate anyone, and I can vouch for my True Christian(tm) brothers and sisters as well. We preach the Word of God(r) to unsaved trash like yourself because we want you to accept Christ so you can free yourself from the hellbound path you are currently on! If we hated you, we'd want you to burn in Hell.
It's not very Christianlike to persecute us and spread lies about God's Favorite Church(tm). Shame on you!Comment
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i have a youth pastor already. his name is Dave and i really think he is a great teacher of the Word. im sorry but i really feel that this website is very VERY cultish. do you people read your bibles or do you have someone tell you what to believe? because i really dont know. i go to first baptist in san mateo, and that is a real baptist church. is this website for a real church or is this all an online one?A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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is the looney toons theme song the theme song for your guys church or something?A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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That's a rather cavalier attitude, considering you were afraid someone was going to kill you in your last post.Originally posted by Twitcharris View Post
I felt it was apropos for your personality. It was my own special way of mocking how stupid you are.
You call Landover a cult, yet here you are.
Glad we cleared that up,
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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is the looney toons theme song the song for your church?A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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I see you are still here. It appears you are enthralled.Originally posted by Twitcharris View Post
Now you should drop to your knees and pray to ask Jesus into your heart!Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Not all Baptist churches are Godly. Some are just Baptist in name only, which sounds like what your church might be.
Landover is a far cry from a cult. We own our own gated community and have our own private security force. Everybody here is encouraged to read the Bible daily and do hours of studying. We hold strict rules on who is allowed inside our church since we do not want to defile God's holy place. And all our members gladly and willingly tithe 10% or more of their income to us.
No, we are just a very Godly, organized church, and the last bastion of True Christianity(tm) in the world.Comment
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