[Lola Handcock]

Re: Hello there, y'all!

If I were in Kentucky Id sure help you out like that Lola. I sure aint afraid a nothin much except gals kinda on account a I aint never really had no girlfriend. But they aint nobody gonna hurt a gal on my watch no way no how. Id go back to Mount Pleasant in the blink of an eye protectin a good Christian gal like you Lola but I know if its self defence you dont have ta go to mount Pleasant so always make things look like self defence and no problem.

Emil you are a making me blush

Did you mind your manners and say Hi to this young lady ,she is my new friend Mrs greenpomaceous this is my friend Emil he is a good Christian man .

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Hello there, y'all!

Hi Emil, my name is Anne. I'm very pleased to meet you!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello there, y'all!

Well, I hope you learned your lesson out of this! 1) Don't give bums change and 2) You can't trust negroes. I always ask myself: What Would Jesus Do? And I know Jesus wouldn't have given that man money. While Jesus did care about the poor, he made sure they were fed and didn't just give them money to spoil on a 40oz King Cobra.

But, I'm glad there's a light at the end of the tunnel for your story. I have no idea how you came to be on the steps of the church. Perhaps, in your unconscious daze, Jesus guided you towards it.

Well , I is a Negro and Lawd, Reberand Jim is right. You jist cain't trust most of dem colored specially when they be all fired up on King Cobra. Dat be the stuff dat kilt Ole Sam. He and Alfred Robinson was tryin to steal a case of the brew from da Seven Beleven up on Apollo Ave. He was recoverin from da hernia operation he needed and shouldnt have been liftin nothin over 5 lbs. Well, his belly stiches popped and ole Sam bleed to death right der in da parkin lot! So der you have it, liquor and stealin is punsihable by death from Jeezus his-self! Let dat be a lesson to you.
Oh and welcome to our forum!

[Emil Sledge]

Re: Hello there, y'all!

Hi Anne welcome to Gods favorite forum and if Lola says your ok your ok. I made you my friend. Im so lucky Jesus made me come to this forum in a first place nothin but nice Christian gals and guys but some times I dont always under stand what every body says. Ill be glad when Pastor Merle gets back so he can make Marge help me with my readin and writin again. Pastor Mick he said hed help but he aint got time enough for helpin me with that what with havin to do all the pastorin by his self and puttin new tires on the church van and all. Well they here to pick me up gotta go over the the church and see them wait oh theres 2 guys wearing suits at my door I dont know. They must be froiugfdsxcmvbjknyhjgfd

[Blakeyoung]

Re: Hello there, y'all!

Hey!

I am doing criminal justice too! Just as a minor, but its incredibly interesting. During the summer (which is winter in America) I am doing a course titled 'working with offenders' in which I get the opportunity to talk to prisoners and prison staff; which I am quite excited about!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there, y'all!

Hey!

I am doing criminal justice too! Just as a minor, but its incredibly interesting. During the summer (which is winter in America) I am doing a course titled 'working with offenders' in which I get the opportunity to talk to prisoners and prison staff; which I am quite excited about!

Do you get to do sleepovers? I'm sure the boys in the hoosegow will love you.

[Blakeyoung]

Re: Hello there, y'all!

Do you get to do sleepovers? I'm sure the boys in the hoosegow will love you.

No, sleepovers are not on the program Pastor. I know you're now disappointed that I wont have anything exciting to tell you.