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Hi, I'm new to the board. My name is Anne. I'm a 22 year old college student majoring in criminal justice -- you know, to punish these heathens. I enjoy reading, political discussion, shooting guns, and good, old fashioned fellowship. I'm a good, southern conservative who loves good southern cooking.
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"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.
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And as per LostgirlNY's inquiries, I attend Gum Creek Baptist and my favorite verse is Isaiah 45:7 -- "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." I found Jesus in a McDonald's parking lot and my life has been wonderful ever since."I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does. -
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Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, Anne. So tell us how you found Jesus in a McDonald's parking lot? Was it a zealous evangelical who accosted you? Did you find a Chick tract upon the ground? Or did the Lord Himself appear to you in a vision? Perhaps if you stick around here we can get to know each other better. Did you know I offer a free Bible Study program designed exclusively for young women just like you?
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself. What's your best pie? Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?
Which Gum Ceek Baptist? The one in Georgia? North Carolina? There are several.Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
I'm certain that's a story we'd all like to hear. Give us your testimony, freind.Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Well... I was all by myself, eating a dollar hamburger in my car on a saturday night, and some unkempt negro man came to my window asking for change. Being the decent person that I am, I rifled through my purse and while I had my back turned, he reached through my widow, grabbed my hair and beat my head against the steering wheel til I passed out. See, in Georgia, we always keep our windows rolled down because it is so warm outside and I don't like having my legs stick to the seat when I wear shorts... It's just so uncomfortable and unflattering... but anyways... I woke up naked on the front steps of a Baptist church and all those people were so kind to me. One nice lady gave me her long jacket and they invited me to service that morning. I went to Sunday school and everything. The preacher's sermon was about my favorite verse, that I had mentioned above. When the preacher called for all the unsaved to go to the alter and accept Jesus in your heart, I was first in line. If it weren't for that negro man in the McDonalds parking lot, I would have never found Jesus. Praise God, Praise God.
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.Comment
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Well, I hope you learned your lesson out of this! 1) Don't give bums change and 2) You can't trust negroes. I always ask myself: What Would Jesus Do? And I know Jesus wouldn't have given that man money. While Jesus did care about the poor, he made sure they were fed and didn't just give them money to spoil on a 40oz King Cobra.
But, I'm glad there's a light at the end of the tunnel for your story. I have no idea how you came to be on the steps of the church. Perhaps, in your unconscious daze, Jesus guided you towards it.Comment
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Amen. Praise GOD!!! Pardon my ignorance, Reverend, But what is a 40oz King Cobra? Again, Praise GOD!Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Oh my! That looks nasty. Beer just looks so much like... well you know. And I noticed the only white woman in the video -- unsaved harlot dancing with those negras. It only amplifies my disgust.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostIt's nigra beer.
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.Comment
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Did they catch that feller.We used to have that problem here in Kentucky .After we got a new church in town all the nigras moved to Georgia.Maybe they should open a church or two there. It must be a real long name cause they just go by their initials KKK.Have you ever heard of them? I think they are Christian aint real sure if they are the real deal like us Baptist.Well just let me know and I will see if they want to open a church in your neck of the woods.
YIC Lola.Comment
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Originally posted by Lola Handcock View PostDid they catch that feller.We used to have that problem here in Kentucky .After we got a new church in town all the nigras moved to Georgia.Maybe they should open a church or two there. It must be a real long name cause they just go by their initials KKK.Have you ever heard of them? I think they are Christian aint real sure if they are the real deal like us Baptist.Well just let me know and I will see if they want to open a church in your neck of the woods.
YIC Lola.
Oh yeah, they did catch that dirty negra. My daddy and my brother beat his head in with a shovel. I don't know much about the KKK. I just don't trust negras at all. When I see them, I put my gun in my hand and they seem to start walking the other way. I haven't had to shoot any of them... yet.
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.Comment
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I sure hope the shovel was OK ,them people got heads as hard as a rock.Comment
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My daddy and brother, being servants of the LORD, asked his for his strength in beating down the unkempt nigra."I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.Comment
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Amen sister,I wish my Pa was around to help me out like your Pa did for you .Comment
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If I were in Kentucky Id sure help you out like that Lola. I sure aint afraid a nothin much except gals kinda on account a I aint never really had no girlfriend. But they aint nobody gonna hurt a gal on my watch no way no how. Id go back to Mount Pleasant in the blink of an eye protectin a good Christian gal like you LolaOriginally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
but I know if its self defence you dont have ta go to mount Pleasant so always make things look like self defence and no problem.
GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!
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