Greetings most honorable church

[Chin Han Lo]

Hello Joe!

I find you from missionary that you send here. They tell me about Jesus and now I join you. No more sin, just good life. Budda is dead fat man. Now I see light and join you. Join you yes?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello Joe!

I find you from missionary that you send here. They tell me about Jesus and now I join you. No more sin, just good life. Budda is dead fat man. Now I see light and join you. Join you yes?

What church do you attend? In Tokyo, ne ce pas?

[Chin Han Lo]

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This is the honorable church that the most graceous memebers of your church built while on mission trip. I go here 3 time day.

[SUV]

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Tell me this Right up front: DO YOU DELIVER?!

I don't want to waste any more of my Prayer time like I did on that chinky-winky jap, Hitonmi

[Chin Han Lo]

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I deliever to you lady joe, any time!

[SUV]

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I deliever to you lady joe, any time!

You look like a Godly Man; totally Praising (the) Christ.

So tell me. You got any of those Ballpark Franks? Biskits in grey Gravy? Fried Baloney? JESUS!!!

[Chin Han Lo]

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You no want those lady joe! I fix you pork and rice. Berry good for you. Make you healthy.

[SUV]

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I fix you pork and rice.

Ooooh.....Pork.....!

Does it come with Mayo, Gravy, and/or Ketchup?

Hold the rice

[Chin Han Lo]

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None of that lady joe. Come with Teriyaki. You try, you like teriyaki. I give you vegetable too. Vegetable make you strong.

[SUV]

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Vegetable make you strong.

JESUS - yes!!! I understand that True Christian(tm) "Veggie Tales" have helped to make our Children strong in HIM!

[Osambo 08]

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This is the honorable church that the most graceous memebers of your church built while on mission trip. I go here 3 time day.

Welcome to Landover. I like Jackie Chan!

[Chin Han Lo]

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Welcome to Landover. I like Jackie Chan!

HA HA you first American homo I meet. I never meet homo before. Why you no like pu-tang? Why you want Jackie Chan's bung hole for? Bung hole dirty, give you peter rot. Man pee-pee for boom boom with ladies. You stop puting you pee-pee in man butt.

[SUV]

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I like poo-poo platter (please don't tell Pastor).

You deliver?

[Chin Han Lo]

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I bring right way lady joe! You like poo-poo plater, osambo 08 like poo-poo shoots! HA HA very funny homos!

[Blakeyoung]

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Oh South Asia eh? Which country? I have been to many South Asian places, I assume by the image of your church that you're from one of the outlying, incredibly impoverished, subsistence villages? I once visited one in Vietnam.