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  • lrbailey
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    • Oct 2009
    • 86

    #1

    Hello

    Hello, my name is Lucus, and I'm just now looking into finding religion. I am a black creature who has had many impure thoughts and actions. I haven't been in church for only god knows how long and I'm looking to remedy that with prayer and study of the bible. I repent, 'nuff said.
    I look forward to a brand new way of thinking
    Please, I gave up dollies months ago.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hello

    What is this baloney from your sig?
    my hieratic ways will bubble to the surface
    Hieratic is a cursive writing system used in pharaonic Egypt that developed alongside the hieroglyphic system
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • lrbailey
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      • Oct 2009
      • 86

      #3
      Re: Hello

      That was a typo, my bad. it should be "heretic"
      Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Hi lucas. How old are you and why are you just now seeking religion? And what do you mean by religion? If there was any hope for your salvation then you'd know religion has nothing to do with it. Only total and abject submission to Christ offers the chance of salvation. Even for darkies the chance exists. Repent of your sins now and admit you are an unholy sinner who deserves only the pits of Hell. It's the only way to save your blackened soul.

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        • lrbailey
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          • Oct 2009
          • 86

          #5
          Re: Hello

          I'm eighteen, and I'm just looking for something to ease my way out into the world outside my parents house.
          This is going to be hard for me, I can't see myself falling out of my ways. I admit that I deserve hell, but I've been twisted so I don't even think there is a hell. I'm a glut, perverted, and I don't think scripture from the bible should be taken literally. I see it this way because I think it's sort of out dated in the time of great scientific advances. I see it as a sort of way to live your live, but thats why I'm here, to get a new view of it.
          Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
            . I am a black creature who has had many impure thoughts and actions.
            I don't know what kind of self-loathing racism you believe in but negroes are people too. To think yourself a "creature" just because of your dark skin is just plain ignorant and racist.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hello

              What Church do you attend? If none, why not? Doesn't your father take you one? Doesn't he give you good Biblical beatings, son?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Lola Handcock
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 739

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                I'm eighteen, and I'm just looking for something to ease my way out into the world outside my parents house.
                This is going to be hard for me, I can't see myself falling out of my ways. I admit that I deserve hell, but I've been twisted so I don't even think there is a hell. I'm a glut, perverted, and I don't think scripture from the bible should be taken literally. I see it this way because I think it's sort of out dated in the time of great scientific advances. I see it as a sort of way to live your live, but thats why I'm here, to get a new view of it.
                You are in for a surprise
                You should read ,understand and follow the KJV 1611 without question!
                Its not sort of a way to live your life! It is the only way to salvation .
                With out Jesus and the KJV in your life ,YOU will spend all of eternity being sodomised by the devil,and that's not even the worst of it!
                GET a Bible the only Bible KJV1611 and get RIGHT WITH JESUS.

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                • lrbailey
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                  • Oct 2009
                  • 86

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  I myself am not black, I don't even know why that would matter, lol. Black is a metaphor for my soul. As for church he did take me but then we eventually stopped. I'm mostly just looking for a sort of spiritual balance that I've been missing.
                  Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                    I myself am not black, I don't even know why that would matter, lol. Black is a metaphor for my soul. As for church he did take me but then we eventually stopped. I'm mostly just looking for a sort of spiritual balance that I've been missing.
                    What are you, a hippie or something? What does "spiritual balance" mean?

                    All you need is Jesus boy. Tell Him that you admit your sins. Open your heart and give us a list of all your filthy sins and perversions.

                    Start with arrogance.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • lrbailey
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 86

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      How am I being arrogant? I haven't claimed to be right, I've voiced my view, which really isn't in the fine print of the agreement.
                      Compared to you I am a hippie I guess. Our views are just too different.
                      Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                      • Lola Handcock
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 739

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        You need to shut your PIE hole and listen up .the Good Pastor can set you straight if you give him a chance and quit back talking

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
                          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Your signature reeks of arrogance.

                          Now work on the blindness you have to your own flaws.

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • lrbailey
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 86

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            Your signature reeks of arrogance.

                            Now work on the blindness you have to your own flaws.
                            Fair enough, I said I seem to know when I'm annoying people (I think I am right now). This isn't for me. I can seem to find a middle ground, it's either I walk the right path (what you consider right) or not at all.
                            Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                              Fair enough, I said I seem to know when I'm annoying people (I think I am right now). This isn't for me. I can seem to find a middle ground, it's either I walk the right path (what you consider right) or not at all.
                              It's what GOD thinks, boy.

                              You're just flailing around here. Unless you shut your yap and ask Jesus to take over, you're nothing but a bucket of pond scum in His loving eyes.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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