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  • Emil Sledge
    struggling to make sense for Jesus
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 257
    #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
    Fair enough, I said I seem to know when I'm annoying people (I think I am right now). This isn't for me. I can seem to find a middle ground, it's either I walk the right path (what you consider right) or not at all.
    Aint got nothin to do with what Rev. Jim or Pastor Zeke considers right or Lola or me considers right. The King James Bible tells you whats right and it says you walk the right path or bend over for the beast for ever.

    2 John 1:7 (King James Version) 7For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.



    You might be a antichrist irbailey! Maybe this aint for you! Take Jesus in your heart tonight cause if you get hit by a bus tomorow you aint gotta chance. Rev. Jim Osborne and Pastor Zeke theys good men and they want to help but they aint a gonna help some one who aint gonna help his own self at all.
    GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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      • lrbailey
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2009
        • 86
        #17
        Re: Hello

        I just don't like the literal interpretation of the bible, I want to have all of the good and non of the bad I guess, lol. I'm just going to hang back the next couple of days and see if I warm up to this site. I got to hit the sack anyways, its late
        Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #18
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
            I just don't like the literal interpretation of the bible, I want to have all of the good and non of the bad I guess, lol. I'm just going to hang back the next couple of days and see if I warm up to this site. I got to hit the sack anyways, its late
            If you reject "the literal interpretation" of God's Holy Word, then you may as well worship satan and turn queer.

            Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

            James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
            Don't be lazy! Get God Now! The alternative is eternal damnation.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392
                #19
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                I just don't like the literal interpretation of the bible, I want to have all of the good and non of the bad I guess, lol. I'm just going to hang back the next couple of days and see if I warm up to this site. I got to hit the sack anyways, its late
                Go join the Catlicks. They like to pick and choose scripture, flat out make crap up and diddle little boys. Right up your alley I'm sure.

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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Scientific Advisor
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373
                    #20
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                    I just don't like the literal interpretation of the bible, I want to have all of the good and non of the bad I guess, lol. I'm just going to hang back the next couple of days and see if I warm up to this site. I got to hit the sack anyways, its late
                    Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus will understand when you get to Judgement Seat and try to explain it to Him. After all, you knew better than an omniscient and omnipotent God. You can extract your own meaning, since obviously God was trying to tricky you by saying one thing but really meaning another. Dude, God didn't mean "no other gods but Me", He really meant "just take it easy and remember me", right?

                    On Judgement Day, remember, that laughing sound is coming from the Landover VIP section of Heaven, watching you make a fool of yourself in front of our Lord and Savior!
                    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453
                        #21
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                        I just don't like the literal interpretation of the bible, I want to have all of the good and non of the bad I guess, lol. I'm just going to hang back the next couple of days and see if I warm up to this site. I got to hit the sack anyways, its late

                        Ah, a 'fuzzy bunny' christer. People like you are the downfall of modern society. "Ohhhhhh I only want to hear the good things, make the bad go away". This kind of crap makes me want to vomit.
                        Who do you think will deal with the bad parts in life? God put you on the wonderful plant to fix the place up for Him. You flat out refusal will surely garner you a front row reservation in Hell.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Lola Handcock
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 739
                            #22
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                            I just don't like the literal interpretation of the bible, I want to have all of the good and non of the bad I guess, lol. I'm just going to hang back the next couple of days and see if I warm up to this site. I got to hit the sack anyways, its late

                            When you were a young lad did your Mom just let you eat Pie( the Good)
                            Or did you have to eat all your brussel sprouts( the Bad) first ?

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