well, I am finally here

[Immoderate]

I'll bet you just couldn't wait for me to join this forum. I am a humble, godly Christian who just wants to be close to the brethren.

[greenpomaceous]

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What church do you attend? What's your favorite verse? Are you washed in the blood of the lamb? What kind of huntin' rifle do you prefer?

[Immoderate]

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What church do you attend? What's your favorite verse? Are you washed in the blood of the lamb? What kind of huntin' rifle do you prefer?

Bethlehem baptist.

Psalm 115:3

Yes.

Winchester Model 94 30-30.

How about you?

[Emil Sledge]

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I'll bet you just couldn't wait for me to join this forum. I am a humble, godly Christian who just wants to be close to the brethren.

Oh I think we coulda waited cause your 2nd post was a play for a gal. That aint gonna win you a lots a points with Jesus right off. What church do you go to? How did you figure out how much to tithe? Does your church have a money adviser like LBC does? Any idea how much I oughta be tithin or how much you all ready been tithin?

[greenpomaceous]

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Bethlehem baptist.

Psalm 115:3

Yes.

Winchester Model 94 30-30.

How about you?

I attend Gum Creek Baptist. I am a saved Christian. I also prefer a Winchester for deer hunting, except I like the Model 70 and my favorite verse is in my signature.

[Immoderate]

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I attend Gum Creek Baptist. I am a saved Christian. I also prefer a Winchester for deer hunting, except I like the Model 70 and my favorite verse is in my signature.

Wow, we could be great friends.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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There is something suspicious about you. I think you are here to mock GOD'S Favorite Church.

Well have our eyes on you and in the mean time you should probably go put on something other than your night shirt. There are Christian ladies around this forum who will be offended by your half nakedness.

[Immoderate]

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There is something suspicious about you. I think you are here to mock GOD'S Favorite Church.

Well have our eyes on you and in the mean time you should probably go put on something other than your night shirt. There are Christian ladies around this forum who will be offended by your half nakedness.

Well, as the title under my name says, I am under investigation. But I assure you, I will pass any investigation with flying colors. Even though I occasionally wear shirts that might be considered by some more legalistic types as revealing, I am a complete gentleman... Scout's honor.

[greenpomaceous]

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There is something suspicious about you. I think you are here to mock GOD'S Favorite Church.

Well have our eyes on you and in the mean time you should probably go put on something other than your night shirt. There are Christian ladies around this forum who will be offended by your half nakedness.

Oh yes, very offended by his large biceps nakedness.

[Miss April]

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Hello Immoderate Welcame to Gods Favorite Forum

[Miss April]

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Oh yes, very offended by his large biceps nakedness.

I am To Sister Friend this is Gods Favorite Forum The Ladys here don't want to see your Nakedness so please cover up:/

[Immoderate]

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Thank you for the welcome to GOD's favorite forum, and thanks for the visitor messages. For some reason I cannot do the visitor messages. Probably has to do with my status as under investigation suspicious unbeliever.

[greenpomaceous]

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Thank you for the welcome to GOD's favorite forum, and thanks for the visitor messages. For some reason I cannot do the visitor messages. Probably has to do with my status as under investigation suspicious unbeliever.

I'm sure your investigation will go smoothly. Look forward to seeing you around here at LBC.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Something about your pic reminds me of a rather strange Youth Pastor who passed through here a few years back. He liked to stand in front of the little boys like you do.

Is there any particular reason for doing so? Getting close to kids, getting down on there level?

Jest let me ask you. Are your underwear turned on backwards so that the "peep hole" is on the back when you are bending over talking to these kids?

That's what this Youth Pastor did. He was real weird.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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So, Mr. Ommoderate, tell us about yourself? what brought you here? What are your goals? etc.

As you can tell there are a few ladies who are eagerly looking for a True Christian Husband. I sure hope you don't disappoint them.