[Emil Sledge]

Re: well, I am finally here

My ma and pa always was tellin me not to make faces cause what if your face froze like that. Im a wonderin if he froze bent over like that from bein bent over too much. He aint said he even loves Jesus and these gals is all gatherin here like moths to the porch lite.

[Immoderate]

Re: well, I am finally here

So, Mr. Ommoderate, tell us about yourself? what brought you here? What are your goals? etc.

As you can tell there are a few ladies who are eagerly looking for a True Christian Husband. I sure hope you don't disappoint them.

Well since Mr Ezekiel Hunt obviously has you wrapped up, your thumping heart is not truly above board. I suspect some tricksies here. I will be on my best behavior.

I came here to be part of God's favorite church. I heard all about you here and want to be where the party's at.

[greenpomaceous]

Re: well, I am finally here

My ma and pa always was tellin me not to make faces cause what if your face froze like that. Im a wonderin if he froze bent over like that from bein bent over too much. He aint said he even loves Jesus and these gals is all gatherin here like moths to the porch lite.

My daddy told me that too. When I was a little girl, sitting in the church pews, I would make faces at the old people who fell asleep. He took me out and gave me a good whooping and told me I was too pretty to have my face frozen like that and I wouldn't find a good husband. I don't make funny faces at old people anymore.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: well, I am finally here

What Church do you attend? What's your pastor's name? How old are you, pal?

[James Hutchins]

Re: well, I am finally here

I'll bet you just couldn't wait for me to join this forum. I am a humble, godly Christian who just wants to be close to the brethren.

Somehow, the wait was worth it and I suspect, a much longer wait would not of been an inconvience......

Humble, huh...................

[James Hutchins]

Re: well, I am finally here

At least the poster here is not fighting fundamentalism.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: well, I am finally here

Thank you for the welcome to GOD's favorite forum, and thanks for the visitor messages. For some reason I cannot do the visitor messages. Probably has to do with my status as under investigation suspicious unbeliever.

Hmmm..I be thinkin yo name sho sounds a lot like dat stuff Cleevon takes when he gits his-self the runs. Now, why in the world would you name yo-self after diarrhea medicine on a church forum? You tryin to call the hermosexuals in some kind of secret code you boys use wif each-other?

[Solomon Kane]

Re: well, I am finally here

If I may?

If one is truly immoderate, then, that is displeasing to the Lord.

One must always subsume oneself before the Holy.

Solomon

[Immoderate]

Re: well, I am finally here

What Church do you attend? What's your pastor's name? How old are you, pal?

I already answered this. YOu gave me an infraction from bad posting skills? You have bad reading comprehension skills. And then you gave me an infraction for thinking this is a pickup place for singles? Never. I never did that. You are all wrong, brother, if you are even a brother.

[James Hutchins]

Re: well, I am finally here

This poster is a troll and a bad one at that.

Begone rabble rouser!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: well, I am finally here

I already answered this. YOu gave me an infraction from bad posting skills? You have bad reading comprehension skills. And then you gave me an infraction for thinking this is a pickup place for singles? Never. I never did that. You are all wrong, brother, if you are even a brother.

I am certainly not your brother, but I am a fully-ordained Baptist Minister. My credentials are beyond reproach. My curriculum can be seen HERE and my Church Bio can be seen HERE.

Keep a respectful tongue in your head when addressing your betters, or else you will be asked to leave.

Now answer the questions.

[Immoderate]

Re: well, I am finally here

I am certainly not your brother, but I am a fully-ordained Baptist Minister. My credentials are beyond reproach. My curriculum can be seen HERE and my Church Bio can be seen HERE.

Keep a respectful tongue in your head when addressing your betters, or else you will be asked to leave.

Now answer the questions.

Pffffffffft.
Ban me.


I attend Bethlehem Baptist.
My pastors name is John Piper.
I am 29

[James Hutchins]

Re: well, I am finally here

Well, I am surprised it took this long to take out this trash.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: well, I am finally here

Well when the trash started stinking that bad, someone had to.