[Lola Handcock]

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I believe you are correct.If I am correct the name of the song by the drooling clones ,(I know the correct name but I like to call them that) is called Sympathy for the Devil.But I could be mistaken of course.

[Brother Enoch]

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I believe you are correct.If I am correct the name of the song by the drooling clones ,(I know the correct name but I like to call them that) is called Sympathy for the Devil.But I could be mistaken of course.

You're not mistaken, Lola my dear, an evil song by an evil group posted by an evil poster.

Btw, I call them the drooling stoners...

[Aleister]

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I am truly fascinated by the basis on which I have been deemed "evil" by the few who have reacted to my presence here. That you would all humor me by providing such a rich fountain of examples of the mindsets you would have recruits to the Christian faith emulate is the answer to my "prayers." I do so look forward to learning even more about you.

[Brother Enoch]

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I do so look forward to learning even more about you.

As do I of you. Tell me, how many transients do you currently have locked in your basement dungeon? Have you fathered any of the residents? Fathered their children as well?

[Aleister]

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As do I of you. Tell me, how many transients do you currently have locked in your basement dungeon? Have you fathered any of the residents? Fathered their children as well?

Brother Avatar, I assure you that none of my basements are "dungeons". Nor do I provide haven for any "transients" within any of my domiciles. There are no "residents" other than myself wherever I dwell, although I do occasionally entertain and provide overnight accommodations for visitors. Indeed I would welcome you and a friend to enjoy yourselves as my guests. I will happily provide transportation and your stay will be entirely at my expense.

To my knowledge I have not yet fathered any offspring. At least noone has ever approached me with a claim as such. Should it ever happen that I can be proven to have sired an heir, I shall see to their upkeep and their every need will be met.

Thank you, Brother Avatar, for your interest in me. Please consider my offer of a "holiday" in my company as my guests. I am certain you and your companion will find your time with me to be most relaxing and beneficial.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you here to bore us to death?

[Nurse Clampett]

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Sorry Al, you aren't interesting enough to be evil. Which dead idiot will you profess to be in your next incarnation on this Christian site? LaVey? Byron? Onan?

[Bryan Tamariki]

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Sorry Al, you aren't interesting enough to be evil. Which dead idiot will you profess to be in your next incarnation on this Christian site? LaVey? Byron? Onan?

This thread makes me think of The "make it worse" game.
Next: dead satanic idiots used as avatars by God-hating trolls on this Christian site... Ignatius of Loyola? Elizabeth Bathory? Marquis de Sade? Darrell 'Dimebag' Abbott?

[James Hutchins]

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For all appearances, this poster is an immoderate fellow.

[Jennie]

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Well, I am not here to be either entertaining or display compelling antics, to indulge the gratuitous desires of the unsaved.

I am here because I love God, read the King James Bible (the real Truth), and wish to commune with the like-minded Christians here.

I also consider a man of wealth and taste...to be a True Christian man who is rich in the Lord, not just in his pockets and possessions. For it is only through God can man acquire true wealth.
Deuteronomy 8:18
But thou shalt remember the LORD thy God: for it is he that giveth thee power to get wealth, that he may establish his covenant which he sware unto thy fathers, as it is this day.

[Aleister]

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I am fascinated by the degree to which so much as been assumed about my ideology and about my purposes here in the absence as any solid basis for assumptions. But imagination and wishful thinking have always been rather suitable substitutes for knowledge, I suppose. And as much as my mentioning it will likely only fan the "flames", I must say that I have learned a great deal already from my observations of the baseless hostility aimed at myself and that I consider this so far to have been an invaluable source of understanding of your kind.

[Lola Handcock]

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You might just have these others fooled,not not me by a long shot.
With you fancy words and what not I still see right through you like you were a window.

YOU ARE THE DEVIL HIMSELF.

Matthew 16:23 But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.

[James Hutchins]

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I am fascinated by the degree to which so much as been assumed about my ideology and about my purposes here in the absence as any solid basis for assumptions. But imagination and wishful thinking have always been rather suitable substitutes for knowledge, I suppose. And as much as my mentioning it will likely only fan the "flames", I must say that I have learned a great deal already from my observations of the baseless hostility aimed at myself and that I consider this so far to have been an invaluable source of understanding of your kind.

I am well aware you see yourself as a very clever person. You mention things that can be interpreted several ways. You are not definitive rather you sit back and observe peoples reactions. It is this behavior combined with the innuendos you type that define you. Even a silent man is saying a lot.
You are here to play games, that is obvious. What you fail to realize is that a True Christian™ does not play games. We are forthright and 100% honest. Your games reek of dishonesty. You may say you are not lying. We say you are not telling the truth.

[Lola Handcock]

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Brother James,You see him as do I ,mark my words on this day the truth will come out, and the truth will set us free from the DEVIL HIMSELF



Deuteronomy 31:17

Then My anger shall be aroused against them in that day, and I will forsake them, and I will hide My face from them, and they shall be devoured. And many evils and troubles shall befall them, so that they will say in that day, ‘Have not these evils come upon us because our God is not among us?’

[Nurse Clampett]

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I am fascinated by the degree to which so much as been assumed about my ideology and about my purposes here in the absence as any solid basis for assumptions. But imagination and wishful thinking have always been rather suitable substitutes for knowledge Rest of pompous rant snipped

What I suspect: You are a teenage intellectual wannabe with aspirations of confounding your betters by speaking nonsense.
What I know: By your own stupidity you have come here under the guise of Crowley because playing a saint didn't work for you the last time. Which was about two days ago if memory serves me correctly. Either way you are a an intellectual wannabe with aspirations of confounding your betters by speaking nonsense.
Dear God, even Serenity Millennium could out wit you.