Please allow me to introduce myself...

[Aleister]

Greetings to all! I am quite pleased to finally have the opportunity to acquaint myself with those whose expertise exceeds my own in all things Christian. I mean you no harm and am here only to observe and learn, if you will so indulge me. I have found the antics of those who involve themselves here to be quite entertaining and, dare I say, compelling. I look forward to getting to know each of you personally during my stay here. I am quite approachable and will welcome whatever discourse is offered herein.

[Brother Enoch]

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Greetings to all! I am quite pleased to finally have the opportunity to acquaint myself with those whose expertise exceeds my own in all things Christian. I mean you no harm and am here only to observe and learn, if you will so indulge me. I have found the antics of those who involve themselves here to be quite entertaining and, dare I say, compelling. I look forward to getting to know each of you personally during my stay here. I am quite approachable and will welcome whatever discourse is offered herein.

An intro post on a True Christian forum and you don't even state if you are a Christian. Are saved? If not, bugger off.

[Aleister]

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An intro post on a True Christian forum and you don't even state if you are a Christian. Are saved? If not, bugger off.

Aye, lad, I did not state whether or not I am a Christian or "saved". You, sir, are an astute observer. Yet, I did state my intentions and was unaware that a forum policy might exist prohibiting my participation herein if I meet neither of your criteria (hypothetically speaking). If such a policy does indeed exist, I will offer my most humble apologies and take my leave ("bugger off", as you so eloquently suggested) forthwith. If, however, no such policy exists, I will remain and my stated intentions will not have been amended. As I previously stated, I mean you no harm. I am here to observe and learn from my interactions with the LBC bretheren, a process you have kindly, if unwittingly, begun on behalf of your bretheren. How very nice to meet you, Brother Avatar.

[Brother Enoch]

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Unsaved Unwelcome

And I see you are unsaved as you quote Mick quoting Satan in your sig.

[Aleister]

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Unsaved Unwelcome

And I see you are unsaved as you quote Mick quoting Satan in your sig.

I quoted the lyrics of a song written by Mick Jagger (I see you're on a first-name basis with him) and Keith Richards. The use of percussion in that tune was particularly interesting, wouldn't you agree?

Thank you ever so much for the link to the information explaining the overall feelings of the LBC bretheren toward those they do not know to be "saved". I am grateful for the opportunity to learn. What you unfortunately and (I'm certain) accidentally omitted was the information covering the policy that prohibits the use of this forum by (hypothetically) "unsaved" participants.

I so look forward to getting to know more or your friends and, perhaps, meeting in person one day.

[Brother Enoch]

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I quoted the lyrics of a song written by Mick Jagger (I see you're on a first-name basis with him) and Keith Richards. The use of percussion in that tune was particularly interesting, wouldn't you agree?

Thank you ever so much for the link to the information explaining the overall feelings of the LBC bretheren toward those they do not know to be "saved". I am grateful for the opportunity to learn. What you unfortunately and (I'm certain) accidentally omitted was the information covering the policy that prohibits the use of this forum by (hypothetically) "unsaved" participants.

I so look forward to getting to know more or your friends and, perhaps, meeting in person one day.

Sadly I don't have acces to the ban button. Remember, however, that you have no rights here. The trigger can be pulled at any time. In the meantime, avail yourself of the Truth found in this forum, it may save you.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Hello, Al. You sound familiar...something about a dead catholic comes to mind...

[Nurse Clampett]

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Another thing...You're a dead magician! Can't you sign up here as a live sinner at least?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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A dead homosexual drug-addicted Satanist magician, actually. Aleister Crowley's biography is actually a highly recommended read for anyone who wants to see where a life mocking Christ will get you.

[Aleister]

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Sadly I don't have acces to the ban button. Remember, however, that you have no rights here. The trigger can be pulled at any time. In the meantime, avail yourself of the Truth found in this forum, it may save you.

Would that I could know how I have offended you, especially to the extent that you would wish me banned from this forum. I ask for no rights other that those already afforded to me to this point. I will work diligently to avoid offending those of you who deign to teach the truth as you know it. I am, as I have stated, here to observe and learn and I mean you no harm or discomfort.

[Aleister]

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A dead homosexual drug-addicted Satanist magician, actually. Aleister Crowley's biography is actually a highly recommended read for anyone who wants to see where a life mocking Christ will get you.

Rev. Jim Osborne, Aleister Crowley is long dead (a fact a man of your education and intellect well knows) and, with my choice of a username, I certainly did not mean to imply any sort or allegiance to or parallel with someone of his ilk.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Rev. Jim Osborne, Aleister Crowley is long dead (a fact a man of your education and intellect well knows) and, with my choice of a username, I certainly did not mean to imply any sort or allegiance to or parallel with someone of his ilk.

Of course you wouldn't do such a thing! You took his name and picture. No connection at all!

[James Hutchins]

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I smell so many lies and the pile of stinking deceit is getting awfully tall here. Let's through another moral on the barbie, Where are you claiming to be from this time?

[Lola Handcock]

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If I am not mistaken the song referenced by the gentleman is a song of praise about the DEVIL.
Do you worshipe the Devil?

[Bryan Tamariki]

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Sister Lola I believe that the song referenced by the gentleman is a song about being the DEVIL, which is even worse - the 'gentleman' is a satanist and a liar.