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  • Calvin B
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    • Jul 2009
    • 44
    #16
    Re: The Neon Bible

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    But there are more lights than neon lights, so how's that the "only" light? I'm confused.
    Because the people who put up the neon signs only want you to see them, they want to draw you in and keep you. Casinos, strip clubs, bars they all do it.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930
        #17
        Re: The Neon Bible

        Allow me to repost your words, boy.

        Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
        The Neon Bible is the bible. It is saying how the bible is like a neon sign, claiming that it is the only light. How trying to live by it is impossible, and how it is the poison of our age.
        Does that seem like something any Christian forum would allow? God Bless our saintly and patient Pastor Zeke. Any other Christian forum would have given you the old heave ho for even posting that.

        Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
        It'd be cooler if you could read, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THIS SONG SAYS ABOUT MODERN PEOPLE AND THEIR VIEW OF GOD AND RELIGION. Was that slow enough and in small enough words?
        Now, you're attempting to backpedal on your initial statement by saying that you don't necessarily agree with it, you were just looking for our reaction...

        You know what they call someone who posts statements they may or may not agree with the intent of getting a reaction?!

        I think there's a term for it... It's escaping me at the moment. A goblin or something?

        Oh yeah, you're a troll.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748
            #18
            Re: The Neon Bible

            I guess if you want to be seen during the apocalypse, it should be easy. Just use the suggestions here in the forum to line us your appropriate punishment!!
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Calvin B
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                • Jul 2009
                • 44
                #19
                Re: The Neon Bible

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                Allow me to repost your words, boy.



                Does that seem like something any Christian forum would allow? God Bless our saintly and patient Pastor Zeke. Any other Christian forum would have given you the old heave ho for even posting that.



                Now, you're attempting to backpedal on your initial statement by saying that you don't necessarily agree with it, you were just looking for our reaction...

                You know what they call someone who posts statements they may or may not agree with the intent of getting a reaction?!

                I think there's a term for it... It's escaping me at the moment. A goblin or something?

                Oh yeah, you're a troll.
                Yeah, trolls look for reactions. I'm looking for someone to actually figure out what to say and answer the question. All you do is side step it and stumble around calling me names and quote the bible at me. It's like watching a blindfolded priest surrounded be little boys, you don't know what to do first.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930
                    #20
                    Re: The Neon Bible

                    Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                    Yeah, trolls look for reactions. I'm looking for someone to actually figure out what to say and answer the question. All you do is side step it and stumble around calling me names and quote the bible at me. It's like watching a blindfolded priest surrounded be little boys, you don't know what to do first.
                    It sounds like you're some emo whiny girl. You take some canuck satanist band seriously enough to think it warrants a response?

                    Sorry tl:dr dl
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Calvin B
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 44
                        #21
                        Re: The Neon Bible

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        It sounds like you're some emo whiny girl. You take some canuck satanist band seriously enough to think it warrants a response?

                        Sorry tl:dr dl
                        I find it strange that you know it's a Canadian band, I never posted their name or origin.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930
                            #22
                            Re: The Neon Bible

                            Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                            I find it strange that you know it's a Canadian band, I never posted their name or origin.
                            Well darnit, I may be some Christian rube, but I couldn't possibly know how to use google, or Heaven forbid, grab a 30 second sampling of their emo warbling and screeching on youtube!
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Calvin B
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 44
                                #23
                                Re: The Neon Bible

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                Well darnit, I may be some Christian rube, but I couldn't possibly know how to use google, or Heaven forbid, grab a 30 second sampling of their emo warbling and screeching on youtube!
                                And why bother if you don't care? You don't have something more holy to be doing?

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                                  • Wide-Open
                                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 18449
                                    #24
                                    Re: The Neon Bible

                                    Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                                    And why bother if you don't care? You don't have something more holy to be doing?
                                    And why do YOU want to know what Brother Levi does with his time? What's your hidden agenda here friend?
                                    Psalm 81:10:
                                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #25
                                        Re: The Neon Bible

                                        Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                                        And why bother if you don't care? You don't have something more holy to be doing?
                                        Yes we do. So why are you here wasting our time?

                                        "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Lola Handcock
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Oct 2009
                                            • 739
                                            #26
                                            Re: The Neon Bible

                                            Dear Pastor Ezekiel,I have just finished watching the video you posted.That was a truly inspiring moment.It has moved me to the point of tears. I tremble at the thought of what Jesus has done for mankind,well at least True Christians !
                                            Emil watched it with me and he is just as moved as my self.I feel the need to give $5000.00 dollars to the LBC to combat the heathens from Canada !The POWER of Jesus is in my Heart today!

                                            Praise Jesus

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                                              • Emil Sledge
                                                struggling to make sense for Jesus
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 257
                                                #27
                                                Re: The Neon Bible

                                                Lola you come by the guard shack over here by the main gate sos I can sign my name on that check too. Hurry up now. Aint she a good girl?

                                                I am so very blessed by Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.
                                                GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: The Neon Bible

                                                    Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                                                    Dear Pastor Ezekiel,I have just finished watching the video you posted.That was a truly inspiring moment.It has moved me to the point of tears. I tremble at the thought of what Jesus has done for mankind,well at least True Christians !
                                                    Emil watched it with me and he is just as moved as my self.I feel the need to give $5000.00 dollars to the LBC to combat the heathens from Canada !The POWER of Jesus is in my Heart today!

                                                    Praise Jesus
                                                    Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                                                    Lola you come by the guard shack over here by the main gate sos I can sign my name on that check too. Hurry up now. Aint she a good girl?

                                                    I am so very blessed by Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.
                                                    Praise Jesus! You two are a real Blessing, and God will repay you threefold for every dollar you give to Him. That is a 100% guarantee!!

                                                    And I've got plenty more videos where that came from, folks.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Lola Handcock
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Oct 2009
                                                        • 739
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: The Neon Bible

                                                        Any time you feel we can help do not hesitate to call,our check book is your check book.If money can help spread the word of God ,is there ever enough?


                                                        Praise Jesus

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                                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 13996
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: The Neon Bible

                                                            Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                                                            I found this song and I wanted to hear your opinions about it.

                                                            Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                                                            It'd be cooler if you could read, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THIS SONG SAYS ABOUT MODERN PEOPLE AND THEIR VIEW OF GOD AND RELIGION. Was that slow enough and in small enough words?
                                                            That's not what you originally asked. But I see you can't help but insult the people whose forum you've joined, uninvited.

                                                            It says nothing about "modern people", it presents the views of "Arcade Fire", a whiny emo band that writes songs like this:

                                                            My body is a cage
                                                            That keeps me from dancing with the one I love
                                                            But my mind holds the key
                                                            My body is a cage
                                                            That keeps me from dancing with the one I love
                                                            But my mind holds the key

                                                            I'm standing on the stage
                                                            Of fear and self-doubt
                                                            It's a hollow play
                                                            But they'll clap anyway
                                                            Again I say,
                                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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