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  • Riot_for_Love
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2009
    • 9

    #16
    Re: Hello

    Pardon me, gentlemen, but I simply meant I was lookingfor the right church. I have been looking at a few and plan to go for a service. I kindly asked before if you had any suggestions.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Riot_for_Love View Post
      Pardon me, gentlemen, but I simply meant I was lookingfor the right church. I have been looking at a few and plan to go for a service. I kindly asked before if you had any suggestions.
      What Church to to recommend to an emo cutter, wannabe psychiatrist troll who has read one verse of the Bible?

      That's a tough one.

      Maybe it would be best if you came clean with us. Jesus knows so much more than you give Him credit for.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Riot_for_Love
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Nov 2009
        • 9

        #18
        Re: Hello

        I have read more than one verse, I've read the whole first book, and I'm going over it before moving onto the next. The first verse is just my favorite, because it answers everything science can't. Like stated before, I'm one free of being "emo" and it's because of Jesus And the organization To Write Love on Her Arms - mostly Jesus. And I'm not a "wannabe" - I'm just studying psychology. As for "coming clean", I have answered everything you have asked.

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        • Lola Handcock
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 739

          #19
          Re: Hello

          Take it from an ex-slut.You do not need to go to school, nor do you need to find a job. Your job is finding a good Christian man,a Baptist man. Get married,raise a family of good Christian soldiers.Keep a spotless home ,cook for your man and make the best darn pies possible! A man and the love of Jesus will make your life hole , not a university.
          The love of Jesus will fill you with knowledge not a university.
          Do not think that you can come here and mock the good Lord,we see it every day.
          The Pastors can spot a Homer and heathen from a mile away.
          Get your slutty homer butt over to a Baptist church, talk to a REAL MAN of GOD, a Baptist Pastor.Ask him to help you ,get a KJV 1611 Bible and read it.
          If that Pastor needs to get a leather strap and beat the Devil from you ,let him do so and ask for 20 lashes more to make sure the Devil is gone. The only thing that you need to do is get SAVED.

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          • Emil Sledge
            struggling to make sense for Jesus
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 257

            #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
            Take it from an ex-slut.You do not need to go to school, nor do you need to find a job. Your job is finding a good Christian man,a Baptist man. Get married,raise a family of good Christian soldiers.Keep a spotless home ,cook for your man and make the best darn pies possible! A man and the love of Jesus will make your life hole , not a university.
            The love of Jesus will fill you with knowledge not a university.
            Do not think that you can come here and mock the good Lord,we see it every day.
            The Pastors can spot a Homer and heathen from a mile away.
            Get your slutty homer butt over to a Baptist church, talk to a REAL MAN of GOD, a Baptist Pastor.Ask him to help you ,get a KJV 1611 Bible and read it.
            If that Pastor needs to get a leather strap and beat the Devil from you ,let him do so and ask for 20 lashes more to make sure the Devil is gone. The only thing that you need to do is get SAVED.
            Shes right Riot now you listen to Lola Sledge. Me and her we got married after we joined this forum so her name aint been fixed yet but you mind what she tells you. You hear? Lola shes a happy lady what with havin her self a Christian man to cook for and make soldiers for Christ for and all she said. Thats what a Christian gal has to do to have even a little chance of makin it to Heaven. And throw that NIV away. Your better off readin from your phone book! Get you a King James Bible TODAY ! Just like Pastor Zeke said you can get a free one at a independent Baptist church if you really want one. Do you want one? If not I bet you cant wait to find out what satan has in store for you cause its way worse than them wimpy little razor blades and it aint your arms he gonna be interested in!
            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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