[Flat Lander]

Re: New guy, New path

Oh I for got some thing Have you cast all of the demons from your self ? We all have them. Do you burn candles? How do you fell about Homers? When you were Baptised did the missionaries ask you if you ever had sexual relations with a man? Was your baptism a full submersion?

You asked why I left Mormonism. Well, the simple, straight-forward answer is this. I no longer thought that Mormonism was God's true plan. It just didn't make sense for Mormonism to be true.

No, the missionaries didn't ask me about sexual relations with men, and I haven't done any demon casting out. Is there a manual I can get that explains how to do that? Should I use fragrant candles?

Boy, there sure is a lot to learn.

Mormon baptisms are full immersion baptisms, and if the person doesn't go completely under the water, you have to do it again. I once was baptizing someone who was afraid of the water and had to use a judo move on them to get them under the water.

Oh, and I remembered that 12th member of the 12 (from back in the day) his name was Richard G. Scott. He always kinda creeped me out when he talked, something between sing-songy and asleep.

Thanks, Lola, for showing Christian love and interest in me.

I can tell it's going to be a long, hard road to become a good Christian like you my new friend Brother Avatar, but I'm going to work at it like heck. (Is it ok to use phrases such as "like heck" ?)

[Emil Sledge]

Re: New guy, New path

Should I use fragrant candles?

GOD ALMIGHTY, NO! NO CANDLES!

I only hope we aren't too late.

Hey.... , how come you got that fudge packer avatar, Flat Lander?

[Lola Handcock]

Re: New guy, New path

. Is there a manual I can get that explains how to do that? Should I use fragrant candles?

Well I guess I am writing one now,its a work in progress

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=31404

and do not use any candles of any kind !!!!!!!Go to the thread and read more!!!

And welcome,I know you are not a troll ....May the Good Lord bless you and your family.

and Heck is OK !

[Flat Lander]

Re: New guy, New path

WOW, that was close!

Thanks Lola and Emil. I was just getting ready to go look for some candles to get rid of the demons. I'm glad I came here first.

And regarding the avatar, I had never noticed how much it looked like a rainbow before. I explained to Marshall on another thread it was a drawing of what I remembered my lip looked like after my loving, caring father followed the Biblical admonition not "spare the rod" on me and beat with his fists for driving the tractor into the creek.

I'm going to look for a new avatar, but I should would appreciate some suggestions from you guys, because it seems I keep ALMOST doing something bad, and I don't want to do bad things, because doing bad things is like sinning and sinning is bad.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: New guy, New path

the VERY BEST AVATAR YOU COULD USE IS THE IMMAGE THE GOOD LORD GAVE YOU,YOURSELF.Just be your self

May the Good Lord bless and protect . Remember NO candles. peace be with you.