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  • Richtor
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2009
    • 2

    #1

    Hi Guys

    I am new to your church. My name is Richtor, and I am from Iowa. I am lost as far as religion goes. How do I be saved?
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Hi Guys

    John 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

    Being Saved(r) is both simple yet difficult. It involves studying the KJV Bible. You must join a local independent Baptist church (or better yet, Landover). And then once you understand what exactly Christ wants from you, you can receive Him as your savior.

    It means following all of the Bible...something 99% of "Christians" fail to do. It means rebuking sinners by telling them the hard, nasty truths that they don't want to hear. It means being persecuted and hated by the world because of your beliefs.

    Christ told us the road is narrow to Heaven....and He wasn't using allegory.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hi Guys

      Originally posted by Richtor View Post
      I am new to your church. My name is Richtor, and I am from Iowa. I am lost as far as religion goes. How do I be saved?
      Dear Ricky;

      Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend currently? What are your favorite Scriptures?

      Have you seen our Church Doctrines?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Emil Sledge
        struggling to make sense for Jesus
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 257

        #4
        Re: Hi Guys

        Originally posted by Richtor View Post
        I am new to your church. My name is Richtor, and I am from Iowa. I am lost as far as religion goes. How do I be saved?
        How do you say your name? You ain't a wrastler are you? I hope not because most of them are possessed by sodomite demons with barbed tallywhackers, especially the Canadian ones! Are you a Canadian wrastler, Richtor? How did you find this Godly forum? What's your favorite kind of candle?
        GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Hi Guys

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