Hey Everybody!

[Caesar Augustus]

You are all a bunch of lunatics! But I'm sure that any right-minded person who happens to stumble across this message board will be able to figure that out for themselves. You call this a church? I bet there are crack houses with more class and dignity than this poo-poo hole.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you all physically meet in a church, I think that I'd be doing the world a favor by blowing it sky high with about 50 pounds of C-4. And I guess I'd technically be doing you all a favor cause then you would be in HEAVEN! I do have to say though, Heaven must be a hell of a place with people like yourselves.

Hey check it out, I also have some scripture to back up my claim too, check it out it is chapter P-I-F-F-L-E verse You - Dummies!

[Sin boy]

Re: Hey Everybody!

Hmmm, welcome to Landover, man.

With an opening post like that, you probably wont get good reception here; you've got to be nice, man, that's the best way to approach these things.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hey Everybody!

I thought about deleting the post, but thought it would be better to show people the type of persecution our church suffers. People making death threats against us and wanting to blow us up? It's sad.

Yet, as a True Christian(tm) I am not surprised by this...

1st John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

[Corvina Samara Smith]

Re: Hey Everybody!

You are all a bunch of lunatics! But I'm sure that any right-minded person who happens to stumble across this message board will be able to figure that out for themselves. You call this a church? I bet there are crack houses with more class and dignity than this shit hole.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you all physically meet in a church, I think that I'd be doing the world a favor by blowing it sky high with about 50 pounds of C-4. And I guess I'd technically be doing you all a favor cause then you would be in HEAVEN! I do have to say though, Heaven must be a hell of a place with people like yourselves.

Hey check it out, I also have some scripture to back up my claim too, check it out it is chapter F-U-C-K verse You - Assholes!

If "any right-minded person" could be able to tell such a "fact" then why are even bothering to post? Also, that little statement about the C-4 is actually considered a threat. I'm sure if you were to say something like that about the White House, police would be all over your butt in a second.
If you don't believe in God or don't like the way the church is run, then leave. It's not as though you were required to sign up on the forums and start posting.

I will be praying for your soul...
~Corvina

[Flat Lander]

Re: Hey Everybody!

You are all a bunch of lunatics! But I'm sure that any right-minded person who happens to stumble across this message board will be able to figure that out for themselves. You call this a church? I bet there are crack houses with more class and dignity than this shit hole.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you all physically meet in a church, I think that I'd be doing the world a favor by blowing it sky high with about 50 pounds of C-4. And I guess I'd technically be doing you all a favor cause then you would be in HEAVEN! I do have to say though, Heaven must be a hell of a place with people like yourselves.

Hey check it out, I also have some scripture to back up my claim too, check it out it is chapter P-I-F-F-L-E verse You - Dummies!

Dear Caesar:
I suspect you didn't have all the love you deserved as a child and perhaps not the right kind of training either, but it isn't very nice to come to a church and call people lunatics. You don't know if any of them sleep with the window open or not! Also, blowing up churches is generally a bad thing, especially a good Christian church like the Landover Baptist Church.

Please try to soften your heart. I'm sure the lovely people here at Landover Baptist Church will extend a warm and friendly Christian welcome to you if you will give them a chance.

Remember the old saying "You get more kittens with milk than you do with dog poop."

Best wishes to you.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hey Everybody!

Welcome, Corvina. How about you make a thread introducing yourself in this forum? Oh and I suggest not to make it like this nutcase's.

[Caesar Augustus]

Re: Hey Everybody!

An infraction for death threats? I did not make death threats. I was hypothetically saying that I'd be doing the world a favor. No where did I ever say that I was actually going to do that. I just said the world would be a better place. A threat is when someone communicates an intent to carry out an action, and I never did that...so you're incorrect.

And I'm the nutcase? Haha, thats rich...

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hey Everybody!

I'm the nutcase. Haha, thats rich...

This pretty well sums it up. Thanks for stopping by.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hey Everybody!

An infraction for death threats? I did not make death threats. I was hypothetically saying that I'd be doing the world a favor. No where did I ever say that I was actually going to do that. I just said the world would be a better place. A threat is when someone communicates an intent to carry out an action, and I never did that...so you're incorrect.

And I'm the nutcase? Haha, thats rich...

And you'd be wise to refrain from saying anything that can be construed as a death threat. This is a Christian forum and we expect people to be well-mannered, polite, and respectful towards others. We are gracious to our guests and expect the same in return.

Why do you have so much anger in you? What made you start hating Jesus so much?

[Caesar Augustus]

Re: Hey Everybody!

Ok well I apologize that I made a comment that is construed as a death threat. That was not my intention and I would like to say I'm sorry. After reading several of the posts on this forum I have felt very offended I am angry about it. I in no way meant to communicate threats and I apoligize. I'm just going to leave now, feel free to ban/delete my account I don't care. Good luck to you all in the future.