New in Ohio

[katee]

My name is katee and I am in Ohio. I so enjoy reading your words on this site and wonder if there is a church in Ohio that might have the same values. I became disillusioned with the Methodist church a long time ago and do miss going. I appreciate the love the men have for their wives to keep them following the path of God's Holy word. I pray that you all keep going and keep doing what you do. This site is what I have looked for, for a long, long time. Thank you.

[Brother V]

Re: New in Ohio

My name is katee and I am in Ohio. I so enjoy reading your words on this site and wonder if there is a church in Ohio that might have the same values. I became disillusioned with the Methodist church a long time ago and do miss going. I appreciate the love the men have for their wives to keep them following the path of God's Holy word. I pray that you all keep going and keep doing what you do. This site is what I have looked for, for a long, long time. Thank you.

I don't know of any fundamentalist baptist churches in Ohio. I do know there are some "super churches". There is also touchdown Jesus. Oh and the creation museum. Those people might be able to point you in the direction of a good fundamentalist bible believing (KJV1611) church. Until you find a real physical church home, you are welcome to virtually worship online with us.

YIC
V

[Brother Enoch]

Re: New in Ohio

Hello Kate and Welcome!

Are you married? How many sons do you have? What's your favorite Bible verse? Can you make pie?

[katee]

Re: New in Ohio

Thank you Brother V. i will do so.

[katee]

Re: New in Ohio

Brother Avatar,

To answer your questions,

not married,
no children,
For this God is our God for ever and ever. He will be our guide even unto death. Psalms 48:14
yes i can bake a pie.

[HTannor]

Re: New in Ohio

Brother Avatar,

To answer your questions,

not married,
no children,
yes i can bake a pie.

One out of three doesn't really cut it around here, but there may be a bright side waiting for you.



Our Brother Hank might be of help in filling in the blanks for you:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=31614

[Emil Sledge]

Re: New in Ohio

Katee, how old are you? Why doesn't your pa look after you? Tell Brother Hank us about your dowry.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: New in Ohio

My name is katee and I am in Ohio. I so enjoy reading your words on this site and wonder if there is a church in Ohio that might have the same values. I became disillusioned with the Methodist church a long time ago and do miss going. I appreciate the love the men have for their wives to keep them following the path of God's Holy word. I pray that you all keep going and keep doing what you do. This site is what I have looked for, for a long, long time. Thank you.

Welcome sista katee!

[Hank]

Re: New in Ohio

Hi Katee how are you? do you have your fathers permission to be hear?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: New in Ohio

Katherine, it is lucky you found us! You seem to be in great need of the power of our Lord.

My name is katee and I am in Ohio.

It pains means me greatly when I see a young person with such low self esteem that they do not capitalize their own name. Satan has made you hate yourself my dear. Also, I suggest you change the spelling of your name to something more standard, like Katie. Misspelled first names are for ethnic people.

I so enjoy reading your words on this site and wonder if there is a church in Ohio that might have the same values.

Not yet! But as soon as we get our next stimulus payment from the government, we are planning on expanding several of our churches here in freehold! If you want to go to Heaven, you should plan on eventually moving to Iowa.

I became disillusioned with the Methodist church a long time ago and do miss going.

Oh dear! Methodism is nearly as bad as Catholicism! You are in the Devil's clutches Katherine, but you have been guided to us by Jesus. Do not let this opportunity slip away!

I appreciate the love the men have for their wives to keep them following the path of God's Holy word. I pray that you all keep going and keep doing what you do.

Thank you for prayers dear, but without being too harsh, they will fall on deaf ears. You see, the Lord only hears the prayers of True Christians™. And we will of course "keep going and keep doing" what we do here, but not because some ex-Methodist wants us to. You see, we are Saved and therefore destined for eternity in the very best neighborhoods of Heaven. While we appreciate you kind thoughts, you should be thinking about your own hell bound soul Katherine.

This site is what I have looked for, for a long, long time. Thank you.

You are welcome. But I suggest you get yourself a KJAV 1611 Bible and start following every word of God's Word. Hell awaits you if you do not change your ways. Jesus has brought you to us for a reason. Do not reject His guidance.

[katee]

Re: New in Ohio

Thank you for your kind words and encouragement in making me a better person. i should have stated in my intro that i am 56 and as to my father knowing i am here, he died several years ago and i so miss the direction he gave me as a child. He was a firm believer in spare the rod, spoil the child. i think over the years i have just gotten off track and need to be shown again the way. i do have a KVB and i do refer to it all the time.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: New in Ohio

Thank you for your kind words and encouragement in making me a better person. i should have stated in my intro that i am 56 and as to my father knowing i am here, he died several years ago and i so miss the direction he gave me as a child. He was a firm believer in spare the rod, spoil the child. i think over the years i have just gotten off track and need to be shown again the way. i do have a KVB and i do refer to it all the time.

56, unmarried, no sons, and think KJV is spelled KVB?

Are you one of those mentally retardeds who was horribly burned as a child so no man would want you? If so, maybe we can find some way to lead you to Salvation. If you're just a homer who's terribly uneducated, I don't think there's much we can do for you.

[Hank]

Re: New in Ohio

56?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: New in Ohio

Thank you for your kind words and encouragement in making me a better person. i should have stated in my intro that i am 56 and as to my father knowing i am here, he died several years ago and i so miss the direction he gave me as a child. He was a firm believer in spare the rod, spoil the child. i think over the years i have just gotten off track and need to be shown again the way. i do have a KVB and i do refer to it all the time.

Katherine,

You speak with the simple innocence of a young girl. That was why most of here thought you were but a child. We had know way of knowing you were a barren old maid.

I see that your low self esteem even causes you to use a lower case 'i' when you refer to yourself. It is sad that Lucifer has led you to think that you are so very worthless.

Jesus could still love you, it is not too late! You only need to become a True Christian™, find a True Christian™ husband, and bear him a son.*

There is still hope for you Katherine, but I fear that time is ticking away on your last chance at salvation.



*As long as your aged womb is still a fertile place where his seed could find purchase.

56?

I agree Brother. So sad.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: New in Ohio

Despite her being 56, it is possible she could give birth to future sons. Brethren, do you not remember Abraham's wife Sarah from Genesis (Chapters 11 through 23)? She was aged 90 when God said she will have a baby. And she did and gave birth to Isaac.

I think Katee here needs to do some serious praying and perhaps God can intervene and bless her with a fertile womb once again.