[WiccanFollowerandPROUNDofit1976]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Hello all, I know I have been gone for quite awhile. I have been busy with the chaos we call life I.E. married life and children. Not to mention I have been in the hospital and suffered a rather heartbreaking miscarriage.
While I was in the hospital I thought What the heck and picked up a Bible (I don't recall the verison) and began reading, I fully intend to continue and renounce Wicca and return to the fold of My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
I came back to ask you here at Landover Baptist How can I obtain a copy of the actual word of God (Kings James verison 1611) and how much does it cost? My hospital stay was quite long and costly (as I lost my health insurance) Thanks in Advance and I hope to learn from all of you this time around. Bye y'all.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Hello all, I know I have been gone for quite awhile. I have been busy with the chaos we call life I.E. married life and children. Not to mention I have been in the hospital and suffered a rather heartbreaking miscarriage.
While I was in the hospital I thought What the heck and picked up a Bible (I don't recall the verison) and began reading, I fully intend to continue and renounce Wicca and return to the fold of My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Well, praise Jesus!

Bibles are available at pretty much any bookstore . . . if you're short on cash, and your used bookstore doesn't have an affordable copy, you can always read it online at www.biblegateway.com.

[WiccanFollowerandPROUNDofit1976]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Well, praise Jesus!

Bibles are available at pretty much any bookstore . . . if you're short on cash, and your used bookstore doesn't have an affordable copy, you can always read it online at www.biblegateway.com.

I've seen Bibles in my local Christian Bookstore, but I was uncertain if it was THE KJV1611. Will it say if it is or not? I really would like to try to buy an actual copy for myself and possibly my young ones, Maybe even my husband if I get his permission first of course. Yes, I do have his consent to be online, I did all my chores today w/o complaint so I get unlimited online time, Praise

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, New Here...

I've seen Bibles in my local Christian Bookstore, but I was uncertain if it was THE KJV1611. Will it say if it is or not? I really would like to try to buy an actual copy for myself and possibly my young ones, Maybe even my husband if I get his permission first of course. Yes, I do have his consent to be online, I did all my chores today w/o complaint so I get unlimited online time, Praise

If you are unsure, ask the kid behind the counter.

Now I am going to ask you, because I am unsure. Why do you come into God's favorite forum, presenting yourself as a Christian, when your name proclaims in bold letters how "proud" you are to be a satan worshiper? Are you here to mock Jesus?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello, New Here...

I've seen Bibles in my local Christian Bookstore, but I was uncertain if it was THE KJV1611. Will it say if it is or not? I really would like to try to buy an actual copy for myself and possibly my young ones, Maybe even my husband if I get his permission first of course. Yes, I do have his consent to be online, I did all my chores today w/o complaint so I get unlimited online time, Praise

The bookstore owner ought to have some idea, although I can imagine that if this store is run by a false christian type they be confused by their Satanic influences. Look for a Bible that has the words "Authorised Version" on it somewhere. What you also may do is copy some material from an online version of the KJV1611 and make sure that the Bible you buy is the same.

And Praise the Lord, WF, that you seem to be seeing the light. I feel that the Lord has once again shown the great power he has in bringing even the most abject and vile sinners home to Him through the power of his great love and threats of Hell Fire.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello, New Here...

If you are unsure, ask the kid behind the counter.

Now I am going to ask you, because I am unsure. Why do you come into God's favorite forum, presenting yourself as a Christian, when your name proclaims in bold letters how "proud" you are to be a satan worshiper? Are you here to mock Jesus?

I does appear that she is trying to change her name Brother. If she has genuinely been touched by the Love of Christ, we could change it for her. Still, as you say, we must be cautious -- she may still be a minion of Satan and simply be attempting to pull the wool over the eyes of the Lord's Anointed for the purpose of wrecking havoc. Not that such tactics will prevail in a Holy place such as ours.

Some of the Pastors really need to see her cast herself on her knees, plead with the Lord for forgiveness, and be filled with the Love of Jesus right in front of them.

Time will tell if she is a genuine convert or yet annother Van Hellbound here to spread Satanic filth.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Rachael Girl I love your style. You are my true Heroine
You go girl!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Rachael Girl I love your style. You are my true Heroine
You go girl!

Coming into a Baptist Church forum, praising a baby-eating heathen, with a photo of yourself in a dress, I can only assume you misspelled "heroin".

What does a drug-addled drag queen like you want with God's people? Are you seeking a Godly rebuking?

If so, you've come to the right place.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

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I am not a drag queen. Your ignorance is showing. Such a narrow minded point of view.

[OnYourKnees]

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You came into a Baptist Church forum, full of insults and attacks upon God, and call ME narrow-minded?

You're the one committing hate crimes and discrimination here, Missy!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Rachael Girl I love your style. You are my true Heroine
You go girl!

Aww, thankyou, how nice of you!

If you don't mind my asking, what is the story behind the dress?

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Give it up! GOD is dead, Jesus is dead, The Rapture will never happen, you would be better served waiting for a alien space ship.
Baptists are demonic.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Give it up! GOD is dead, Jesus is dead, The Rapture will never happen, you would be better served waiting for a alien space ship.
Baptists are demonic.

Are you too dumb to notice the HUGE contradictions you make there?
No wonder you're a fool:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14:1

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Give it up! GOD is dead, Jesus is dead, The Rapture will never happen, you would be better served waiting for a alien space ship.
Baptists are demonic.

Well, I'm convinced.

I'm going to give up Jesus and start praying to aliens right now! Thank you, gender-confused freak, for showing up and pointing out in intricate detail and with such flawless logic the idiocy of having faith in the God who created the Universe instead of flying saucers and little green men!

Truly, your wisdom knows no bounds, O great sage of the sequins! How could I have been so blind?

Tell me, do you also pray to the Yeti? Star Finder says that they like shiny things, like you do. They also like rocks.

[Hairy Homer]

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Are you too dumb to notice the HUGE contradictions you make there?
No wonder you're a fool:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14:1

No, sonny, he's not dumb. It's you who are evidently too dumb to realise that words are often used metaphorically or figuratively.

M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R-I-C-A-L-L-Y. Why don't you go away, look it up in a dictionary, and come back when you have fully understood it, and can make a sensible argument without making a fool of yourself by being stupidly pedantic.

There is no contradiction in an Atheist using the words god or demonic to describe "good" or "evil" concepts that don't require a god to be understood.

To say that God is a verbal construct that men use to describe good, or that demonic is a verbal construct to describe evil, is not contradictory. It is simply using language figuratively -- something all sophisticated people do. It doesn't mean for a moment that someone believes in the god up there in the sky rubbish.

Yes, you bapwits are evil (or demonic) because you are intolerant, unreasonable, dumb, insensate, racist, sexist, etc, etc.

Give up all the adolescent pseudo-intellectual clap-trap, sonny. It doesn't suit you.

It doesn't suit anyone religious, actually. What has logic got to do with faith? Doesn't the bible say that the wisdom of the world is foolishness to god? Doesn't that make your use of half-baked improperly understood worldly wisdom even more silly in God's eyes?

Trust me, this logic nonsense doesn't make you look clever. No one in the big wide world out here gives a tinkers' about it. It makes you look like someone with a little bit of dangerous learning trying to impress.

God is dead, Jesus is dead, the rapture will never take place. You might as well wait for an alien spaceship to come and take you away -- that is more realistic an idea than your god business is.

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So There!