[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Save me, Landover!

Oh crap, you're Unitarian Universalist!?

I should have known. Why are you bastards following me all over the net?

It was just an online faith quiz, it didn't mean anything, I was a misguided libral catlick at the time and I didn't even answer truthfully!

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

*Steps away slowly from the man ranting at him loudly.*

Um, no problem.

I'm just hoping I don't end up with you as a neighbor in glorious ever-after.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Save me, Landover!

Please, somebody, just tell me what I should do instead of getting angry with me. I apologize for being new to the Bible and really to Christianity as a whole, but I'm doing my best. How about some constructive criticism? All I want is to be a good Christian. How do I live a Godly life? And how do I find myself a husband?

Dear one, I can't speak for the rest of the right wing rapscallions who inhabit this forum, but I can say definitively that I bare you no ill will.

You are looking for the true path? I suggest a United Church of Christ or a Universalist Unitarian Church. Even if it's impossible to find it there, you can sample from a buffet of choices until you find the one that's right for you.

Blessings to you,

Sam

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Save me, Landover!

Hi litle mouse.
I too lost my Pa at a very young age ,I was 6. I was a lost soul for many o year. I was married at a very Yong age and bore 2 children to my past husband.He was a cheating sort of man, and I will leave it at that.I have remarried to Emil.What I wish to share with you is very simple.Lead a good life,let Jesus give you direction find a Good Christian man and love him. Live your life in accordance with the KJV1611.

Now I understand how you feel ,I to have had a few Demons in my life.Cast them out ,cover them in the blood of Jesus,accept Jesus and receive deliverance from the demons ,I am a highly trained professional see the attached link for more guidance

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=31404

Just rember this if you love Jesus he will love you right back

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Save me, Landover!

You are looking for the true path? I suggest a United Church of Christ or a Universalist Unitarian Church. Even if it's impossible to find it there, you can sample from a buffet of choices until you find the one that's right for you.

Whatever you do, little mouse, don't do this.

The Unitarian Universalists believe that everyone is Saved no matter what they do, no matter what choices they make. And it's just not true.

They believe Hitler is saved. Ted Bundy is saved. The 9/11 hijackers are saved. And all of them will be in Heaven with you.

It's just not true. It's a feel good philosophy that lets you do whatever you want and will earn you Hell, and I know you don't want that.

We at Landover can be harsh in our instruction but we give you nothing but the truth. It's our mission. We don't sugarcoat, because that doesn't help you. Plain Truth™. Each time, every time.

Put Sam on 'ignore' for the sake of your immortal soul.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Save me, Landover!

Whatever you do, little mouse, don't do this.

The Unitarian Universalists believe that everyone is Saved no matter what they do, no matter what choices they make. And it's just not true.

They believe Hitler is saved. Ted Bundy is saved. The 9/11 hijackers are saved. And all of them will be in Heaven with you.

It's just not true. It's a feel good philosophy that lets you do whatever you want and will earn you Hell, and I know you don't want that.

Sorry, you're barking up the wrong tree. Even the most tree huggingist hippie UU would believe Hitler was tormented for eternity.

It's all about the works, man! It's what you do on this Earth that counts. It's not the quickie deathbed conversion. It's not as easy as the Bible makes it sound!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Save me, Landover!

Sorry, you're barking up the wrong tree. Even the most tree huggingist hippie UU would believe Hitler was tormented for eternity.

It's all about the works, man! It's what you do on this Earth that counts. It's not the quickie deathbed conversion. It's not as easy as the Bible makes it sound!

No you don't.

You believe in universal reconciliation. The 'school of thought' whereby everyone is given the chance to repent of their sins whether in this life or in the next. Why should our miniscule life on Earth be what determines our eternity, right?

You believe Hell exists, and that it is empty.

And your twisted beliefs are filling Hell to the brim.

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: Save me, Landover!

You are looking for the true path? - the highway to hell is a true path? I suggest a United Church of Christ or a Universalist Unitarian Church. Even if it's impossible to find it there, you can sample from a buffet of choices until you find the one that's right for you.

Blessings to you - in whose name?,

Sam

A universalist unitarian church? - what an oxymoron! You unsaved idiots probably also believe in 'moderate feminazis', 'safe homersexuals' and 'honest liebrals'.

This is a Christian forum. Where exactly does it say in the Bible that Jesus wanted his believers to embrace Hindooism, Boodism, paganism or any other bizarre satanic cult? There is no 'buffet of choices'. There is only one way to heaven and that is through Jesus Christ the Lord.

Matthew 7:13-14

13Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Revelation 3:15-16

15I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.