[ayerea]

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You saw pirates 3? *jealous*
Was it good?
Yay for pirates!
I'm glad you like me, all us sane people need to stick together, ya know?

I thought it was amazing.
And omg the two guys are HOTT! (Kera Knightly wasnt bad herself)
*freaks out*
Indeed. =]

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hello

Was, but he's been rehabilitated. And he never chose it. There's a whole sordid story, but it's not to me to share that family's pain with you.

So you admit that being gay isn't a choice.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Really? I thought Sister Judy's son was gay.

Was, but he's been rehabilitated. And he never chose it. There's a whole sordid story, but it's not to me to share that family's pain with you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You're thinking I'd disagree with you, but read back further in this thread where I stated my belief that most non-True Christians™ should be "fixed". At least after they've been given sufficient time to embrace Jesus, of course.
As for heterosexual parents giving birth to children who go on to choose perverted lifestyles you can be sure that sodomite recruitment couldn't work without parents lax in the Bible. I can assure you that not one True Christian™ has ever raised a child who has gone on to choose homerism, because we know how to raise them right. All True Christian™ children are 100% heterosexual, and they grow up to raise their own 100% heterosexual kids.

Really? I thought Sister Judy's son was gay.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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If you want to stop the production of homosexuals, then you'll have to sterilize heterosexuals, since most BGLT people are born to straight parents.

You're thinking I'd disagree with you, but read back further in this thread where I stated my belief that most non-True Christians™ should be "fixed". At least after they've been given sufficient time to embrace Jesus, of course.
As for heterosexual parents giving birth to children who go on to choose perverted lifestyles you can be sure that sodomite recruitment couldn't work without parents lax in the Bible. I can assure you that not one True Christian™ has ever raised a child who has gone on to choose homerism, because we know how to raise them right. All True Christian™ children are 100% heterosexual, and they grow up to raise their own 100% heterosexual kids.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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.I know the whole thing is sick and disgusting, but it's better than having them breed.

If you want to stop the production of homosexuals, then you'll have to sterilize heterosexuals, since most BGLT people are born to straight parents.

[Miss Hikari]

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YAY!
I like you too
But because if Pirates 3 i think this little guy is needed.

You saw pirates 3? *jealous*
Was it good?
Yay for pirates!
I'm glad you like me, all us sane people need to stick together, ya know?

[Brother Temperance]

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But because if Pirates 3 i think this little guy is needed.

Friend, that little guy may or may not be needed, but you know what definitely isn't needed? A queer, damaged girlyman spamming up God's Favourite Forms with tedious homosexuality. Now get Christ or get out!

[ayerea]

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I did both. Made me feel nice.
And hopefully you're right. S&M Party!
And ninjas are super cool. Sexy no Jutsu!

YAY!
I like you too
But because if Pirates 3 i think this little guy is needed.

[Brother Temperance]

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He has no diseases what so ever.He's healthier than me.
And I wasn't "fornicating" with trees. I borrowed my mom's laptop and when out to the nearby forest to relax. Do you know that trees have WiFi?

Great, so you weren't fornicating with trees, you just headed out to the shade of the most twisted Northern Oak you could find, set your laptop up to display its furry hentai screensaver, and danced skyclad beneath the blasphemous moon. That's so much better.

*sigh* I was JOKING.... >.< No one gets a joke anymore. I know that tress don't have WiFi... What do you think I am, retarded?

You've just admittted to being friends with sodomites. What else are we supposed to think?

[Miss Hikari]

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Tree generating an RF signal. That has to be as retarded a post as the one as Jesus was space alien.

*sigh* I was JOKING.... >.< No one gets a joke anymore. I know that tress don't have WiFi... What do you think I am, retarded?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Do you know that trees have WiFi?

Tree generating an RF signal. That has to be as retarded a post as the one as Jesus was space alien.

[Miss Hikari]

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When you touch a sodomite, you're likely to contract horrible diseases. Anyone who enjoys having such diseases is by definition a masochist.

As for the trees, do you know the story of Judah and Israel?

Jeremiah 3

6 During the reign of King Josiah, the LORD said to me, "Have you seen what faithless Israel has done? She has gone up on every high hill and under every spreading tree and has committed adultery there. 7 I thought that after she had done all this she would return to me but she did not, and her unfaithful sister Judah saw it. 8 I gave faithless Israel her certificate of divorce and sent her away because of all her adulteries. Yet I saw that her unfaithful sister Judah had no fear; she also went out and committed adultery. 9 Because Israel's immorality mattered so little to her, she defiled the land and committed adultery with stone and wood. 10 "In spite of all this, her unfaithful sister Judah did not return to me with all her heart, but only in pretense," declares the LORD.

Judah knew that her sister was an adulteress and was hated by God, just as you know that your "friend" is a sodomite. Instead of warning her sister that God hated her and that she must repent, Judah went out and fornicated with rocks and trees, and became herself separated from God. Now, I don't know just what it is that you're really doing with those trees... but if it's anything like what the harlot Judah did, you had better take a good long look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Is this really what I want to become--a dendrophiliac who hates God and whom God hates?" Hopefully you will decide that the answer is a resounding "NO!"

Salvation can be yours... it's as simple as 1-2-3. And the first step is recognizing that you are a sinner!

He has no diseases what so ever.He's healthier than me.
And I wasn't "fornicating" with trees. I borrowed my mom's laptop and when out to the nearby forest to relax. Do you know that trees have WiFi?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hello

When you touch a sodomite, you're likely to contract horrible diseases. Anyone who enjoys having such diseases is by definition a masochist.

As for the trees, do you know the story of Judah and Israel?

Jeremiah 3

6 During the reign of King Josiah, the LORD said to me, "Have you seen what faithless Israel has done? She has gone up on every high hill and under every spreading tree and has committed adultery there. 7 I thought that after she had done all this she would return to me but she did not, and her unfaithful sister Judah saw it. 8 I gave faithless Israel her certificate of divorce and sent her away because of all her adulteries. Yet I saw that her unfaithful sister Judah had no fear; she also went out and committed adultery. 9 Because Israel's immorality mattered so little to her, she defiled the land and committed adultery with stone and wood. 10 "In spite of all this, her unfaithful sister Judah did not return to me with all her heart, but only in pretense," declares the LORD.

Judah knew that her sister was an adulteress and was hated by God, just as you know that your "friend" is a sodomite. Instead of warning her sister that God hated her and that she must repent, Judah went out and fornicated with rocks and trees, and became herself separated from God. Now, I don't know just what it is that you're really doing with those trees... but if it's anything like what the harlot Judah did, you had better take a good long look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Is this really what I want to become--a dendrophiliac who hates God and whom God hates?" Hopefully you will decide that the answer is a resounding "NO!"

Salvation can be yours... it's as simple as 1-2-3. And the first step is recognizing that you are a sinner!

[Miss Hikari]

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It made you feel nice to contract syphilis and a host of other foul diseases?

I guess that is the definition of masochism.

>.< No... It felt nice to hug my friend Jonothan, and to go be with nature. I must do it more often.
And what does masochism have to do with hugging a friend and a tree?