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  • PhilMcCracken
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    • Nov 2009
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    #16
    Re: Save me from Satan!

    Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
    Ignoring questions doesn't make them any less asked, Phil. Puffing up your chest and drumming on it like an ape does nothing do deflect the suspicion you've brought upon yourself nor to diminish the inclination of True Christians to rebuke you for your evil ways. Maybe you should find another forum where sympathizers abound. You won't find them here. Enjoy hell, worm.


    Edit: And doesn't the cute name you've chosen to represent yourself say it all about your intentions here, troll? Do you think we're stupid or just hope we are?
    Emil, you refering to me as an ape I consider rude. I never came here asking for sympathy, I merely came here asking for support and advice on what I should do about the situation. and commenting on my REAL name, I also find offending, I cannot help the surname I have been given and I am proud to have it.



    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    You should be putting your trust in Jesus, friend.
    Nobar, thankyou friend. I clearly didnt think about my last post properly before posting it. Would you reccomend I go to my church to seek advice?

    Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
    Friend ,Nobar King has given you some very good advice,put your trust in Jesus.

    Have you done something very wrong,you seem to be a little up set with my Husband.Emil can smell a Homer a mile away,and has a 99.99% accuracy rate.

    You have acted on your inner homer feelings haven't you!
    Lola, I shall take Nobars advice and go to my church. It is not something that I have done so much, a homosexual stole off me, which is why since that moment I have felt dirty. But no, I havent done anything queer myself, that would just be wrong.
    For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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    • Lola Handcock
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      • Oct 2009
      • 739

      #17
      Re: Save me from Satan!

      Originally posted by PhilMcCracken View Post

      Lola, I shall take Nobars advice and go to my church. It is not something that I have done so much, a homosexual stole off me, which is why since that moment I have felt dirty. But no, I havent done anything queer myself, that would just be wrong.

      Well If you haven't done any homer deeds ( nasty butt sex).Don't be so obsessed with them.They will go to hell.Now you need to fix your self!
      Get your self over to church and tell the Pastor that you are having homer feelings!

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      • PhilMcCracken
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        • Nov 2009
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        #18
        Re: Save me from Satan!

        Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
        Well If you haven't done any homer deeds ( nasty butt sex).Don't be so obsessed with them.They will go to hell.Now you need to fix your self!
        Get your self over to church and tell the Pastor that you are having homer feelings!
        Thankyou, Lola.
        Am I welcome in this Forum, as a believer and somebody who still has much to learn? Ifeelthis forum will help me geatly in the future.
        For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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        • lrbailey
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          #19
          Re: Save me from Satan!

          Are you just being silly with your name or is it actually Phil McCracken?
          Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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            • Nov 2009
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            #20
            Re: Save me from Satan!

            What's funny about his name? Irish isn't it?

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            • PhilMcCracken
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              • Nov 2009
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              #21
              Re: Save me from Satan!

              Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
              Are you just being silly with your name or is it actually Phil McCracken?
              Its my real name friend.
              For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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              • lrbailey
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                #22
                Re: Save me from Satan!

                Okay, anyways welcome
                Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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                  • Nov 2009
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                  #23
                  Re: Save me from Satan!

                  Genuine name.

                  McCracken Home Page

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                  • PhilMcCracken
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                    • Nov 2009
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                    #24
                    Re: Save me from Satan!

                    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                    What's funny about his name? Irish isn't it?
                    My father was Irish, so yes it is. but I now live in England.
                    For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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                    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
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                      #25
                      Re: Save me from Satan!

                      Originally posted by PhilMcCracken View Post
                      but I now live in England.
                      I'm sorry to hear that.

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                      • PhilMcCracken
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                        • Nov 2009
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                        #26
                        Re: Save me from Satan!

                        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                        I'm sorry to hear that.
                        Me too, me too. One of the worst parts of it too! Its fairly violent around here but the minirity of people here are white!
                        For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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                        • Lola Handcock
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                          • Oct 2009
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                          #27
                          Re: Save me from Satan!

                          Originally posted by PhilMcCracken View Post
                          Me too, me too. One of the worst parts of it too! Its fairly violent around here but the minirity of people here are white!

                          What the heck are you talking about minirity? MOVE to Gods Favorite Country THE US of A !

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                          • PhilMcCracken
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                            • Nov 2009
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                            #28
                            Re: Save me from Satan!

                            Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
                            What the heck are you talking about minirity? MOVE to Gods Favorite Country THE US of A !
                            Minority* Sorry.
                            I would love move to the USA, however im struggeling to make ends meet as it is at the moment, and to move to another country would cost a lot! Maybe for retirment ay?
                            For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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                            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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                              • Nov 2009
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                              #29
                              Re: Save me from Satan!

                              Out of curiosity are there 'best bits' of America? I've heard California's no go. What are the best bits of it?

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                              • Emil Sledge
                                struggling to make sense for Jesus
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                                • Sep 2009
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                                #30
                                Re: Save me from Satan!

                                Originally posted by PhilMcCracken View Post
                                Emil, you refering to me as an ape I consider rude. I never came here asking for sympathy, I merely came here asking for support and advice on what I should do about the situation. and commenting on my REAL name, I also find offending, I cannot help the surname I have been given and I am proud to have it.
                                I did not refer to you as an ape. I drew an analogy between your behavior and that of an ape. I might also draw the same analogy between your reading comprehension and that of an ape. I still am not referring to you as an ape. There must be a reason you are so quick to perceive it as such. The only "situation" for which you seem to be asking for "support and advice" is
                                I was recently approached by a queer folk and for days now I have been feeling dirty.
                                and I still can't understand why it weighs so heavily on you if your heart is pure. I have been in the company of many of their kind, not of my own volition, but within the confines and context of the Iowa Department of Corrections as an inmate. I was approached more than once by a faggot with nefarious intentions and it always ended quickly and poorly for him. I always came away from the unfortunate circumstance feeling righteous and, yes, dirty, but only insomuch as I needed to wash his blood off my hands and then later face the disciplinary board for my role in his unfortunate "fall". But the "dirty" feeling never lasted past the lavatory. Your "surname", if indeed it is genuine, is unfortunate, and you might want to consider using your middle name instead of your first name so people don't automatically thing you're trying to be yet another "Fill my crack in" or another "Seymour Butz" or another "I.P. Dayley". As much as you'd like to think you're the first one here to have ever been allegedly named "Phil McCracken", you just aren't. So you really can't begrudge anyone their suspicions that you're yet one more troll trying (unsuccessfully) to be original. You might want to tone down the intensity of your reactions to things people ask of you that you don't want to be asked. It diminishes your credibility.
                                GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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