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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #16
    Re: hello all

    Originally posted by Ruth___ View Post
    Yep, maybe I could, maybe I couldn't. Who knows?
    While you figure it out, I'm going to go do something more entertaining like watch paint dry.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: hello all

      I have a cup of water that I'm going to watch evaporate. Anyone else?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Emil Sledge
        struggling to make sense for Jesus
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 257

        #18
        Re: hello all

        So, Ruth, what drew you to an Episcopal church? Did you just throw a dart at a city map or was there something uniquely attractive to you about that particular denomination? Do you know this lady? Why is she wearing that collar?
        GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: hello all

          Originally posted by Ruth___ View Post
          In all honesty, do you do this to all members? Is it sort of a hazing ritual to weed out all the people you don't consider to be good enough for your forum? If starting arguments with people is how you guys spend your time, I suggest you check out this book. Its an oldie, but a goodie.

          Don't you sass back lady! Who do you think you are, anyway!? Do you even have your husband's permission to be here? Have you ever read what the Holy Bible has to say about a proper Christian woman's role?

          1 Corinthians 14:34-36
          Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

          Ephesians 5:22-24
          Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

          Colossians 3:18
          Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

          1 Timothy 2:11-15
          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

          1 Peter 3:1
          Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Ruth___
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Nov 2009
            • 10

            #20
            Re: hello all

            I really don't need to put up with any more of this obvious harassment, I hope the other corners of your forum will be more respectful and accepting .

            God bless.

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            • Lola Handcock
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 739

              #21
              Re: hello all

              Originally posted by Ruth___ View Post
              I really don't need to put up with any more of this obvious harassment, I hope the other corners of your forum will be more respectful and accepting .

              God bless.
              But Ruth you never even attempted to answer my simple question ,please dont leave.I am just dieing to know the answer. Oh please wont you stay

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #22
                Re: hello all

                Originally posted by Ruth___ View Post
                I really don't need to put up with any more of this obvious harassment, I hope the other corners of your forum will be more respectful and accepting .

                God bless.
                You come here mocking God and insulting members of our church, and you wonder why we bite back? Why do you persecute us? Why do you hate us?

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • Ruth___
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 10

                  #23
                  Re: hello all

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  You come here mocking God and insulting members of our church, and you wonder why we bite back? Why do you persecute us? Why do you hate us?
                  I don't hate you. In fact, it looks like ya'll hate me :S.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: hello all

                    Originally posted by Ruth___ View Post
                    I don't hate you. In fact, it looks like ya'll hate me :S.
                    Lady, we're God's favorite church. We only hate satan, and those who do his bidding. We are commanded to hate those that hate God.

                    Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                    20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                    21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                    22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Noah Dint
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 695

                      #25
                      Re: hello all

                      This woman is an obvious Les-bean.

                      The only part she left out of her screen name is the 3:9 part...

                      Ruth 3:9
                      And he said, Who art thou? And she answered, I am Ruth thine handmaid: spread therefore thy skirt over thine handmaid...

                      That's just nasty...

                      -ND

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