Modest Christian Gal Here

[Mildred Connors]

Hello there, brothers and sisters. I was informed by a very dear friend that this is a sanctuary for real Christians on the internet. I must admit, I was initially doubtful that such a pure, God-fearing community could exist on this "web" medium clearly designed for blasphemy - as always, my woman's intuition was proven to be merely imprudent, emotional drivel. Why, the title graphic alone eliminates any question of this being anything other than an Official True Christian™ forum! Please excuse this airheaded female; I am but the way God created me and all other members of my weak and feeble-minded gender.

I revel in joy at having found this place - it is my fondest wish to exalt Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior in new ways and with new people. Do not worry: I was saved at 17 and have been living a life of chaste humility and servitude to God ever since, preserving myself for the man whose numerous children I shall grow inside of me. Granted, it has been a long wait, but perhaps being a part of this delightful community will further help to keep me in line until I have a firm husband to take care of me at last. After all, when will I ever need to go online in the kitchen?

God Bless you all.

~ Millie

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Welcome, Millie to God's Favorite Forum(tm). Tell us how old you are, what church you attend, and your favorite Bible verse.

[Mildred Connors]

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Thank you for the welcome, Reverend! You're making me blush all over again asking such questions!

I'm 36 years young.

I currently attend the Laslowe Baptist Church (and the adjoining seminary) in northern Ontario. Though a born and bred Virginian belle, I currently find myself in the very belly of the beast. Prayers for perseverance in my Mission of Faith in what can only be described as the land God gave to Cain (that is, the secular, socialist, sodomitic state of Canada) would be very much appreciated. I yearn for the unwavering faithful of my homeland; it would be wonderful if you could remind me that you're still there from time to time.

As for my favorite Bible verse, the Word of God is infallible and whole - as such, I tend not to "prefer" one verse over another.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Welcome Mildred! Even though you are old, it is good that you are still not a tramp like alot of the women in San Jose. The night manger at my work is like almost 40 and she is a total slut (she's a Mexican too, so I guess it not a total surprise). She is always talking about doing these old dudes she meets online. Its WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY gross!

I am super sure she is going to hell, she totally deserves it!

Anyways, it's nice to meet you and I hope you find a nice older Christian man soon. I heard it's reaaaalllly hard for an old lady like you to find a husband, so I'll pray WAY extra hard for you!


Tammi

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I extend my condolences for you having to live in Canuckistan. But, why would you move there in the first place? Was it a bad choice or were you forced by external circumstances to move. It must be terrible to be surrounded by so many God-haters. Is it possible you could move back to the Godly state of Virginia?

[Mildred Connors]

Re: Modest Christian Gal Here

Welcome Mildred! Even though you are old, it is good that you are still not a tramp like alot of the women in San Jose. The night manger at my work is like almost 40 and she is a total slut (she's a Mexican too, so I guess it not a total surprise). She is always talking about doing these old dudes she meets online. Its WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY gross!

I am super sure she is going to hell, she totally deserves it!

Anyways, it's nice to meet you and I hope you find a nice older Christian man soon. I heard it's reaaaalllly hard for an old lady like you to find a husband, so I'll pray WAY extra hard for you!


Tammi

Why, thank you, Tammi. You're a peach.

I extend my condolences for you having to live in Canuckistan. But, why would you move there in the first place? Was it a bad choice or were you forced by external circumstances to move. It must be terrible to be surrounded by so many God-haters. Is it possible you could move back to the Godly state of Virginia?

I appreciate your concern, Reverend. Thank you.

My roommate (who had reintroduced me to Christ) received an offer to study and work at the Baptist seminary in Laslowe. She was young, naive, and full of love for the Lord (we both were) and she agreed to travel to the Frozen Land of the Devil to help kindle the light of the Gospel in the heathen wilderness. Motivated by my (completely nonsexual) love and respect for her, as well as my similar desire to spread the faith, I agreed to travel there with her. You could call it our own personal mission against the papists and faggots threatening our country from without; fighting them over there so that fellow Christians didn't have to fight so many back home.

Ultimately, I regret the decision and hope to return to sweet Virginia one day. We're torn between our loyalty to God and His northernmost outpost, and our love of His country - the Blessed USA!

[Brother Enoch]

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I agree with Rev. Jim, Millie. You've done your time among the heathens and libral sodomites. Winter is coming on and Virginia is calling!

[Mildred Connors]

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I agree with Rev. Jim, Millie. You've done your time among the heathens and libral sodomites. Winter is coming on and Virginia is calling!

You know, I think you might be right, Brother. I've almost forgotten what it's like to breath air that doesn't taste of cannabis and anal lubricant.

Iowa is certainly starting to sound like a lovely alternative, though.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Don't move to San Jose! The air smells like tacos! Which is OK if you're hungry, but if you are trying to lose weight, it makes you cranky all the time!.

Also, it's in California so there's lots of gays driving Dodge Calibers and of course all the Mexicans. Someday I really want to move, but I need to find a husband first.

I wish there were more Christian men who truly love Jesus here. I'm starting to think I might not ever get married!

Tammi

[Mildred Connors]

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Now, Tammi, I'm sure God has a fine Christian man in mind for your father to choose; you're such a fetching and devoted girl, after all.

We might be without husband, but we've still our youth! I pray that we may both come to serve as gracious and faithful vessels for the next generation of Christian warriors.

[Virgin93]

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Hello Dear Mildred,

I think I could learn a lot about being Modest from you and being more modest would save my backside from a lot of "warmings".

[Mildred Connors]

Re: Modest Christian Gal Here

Hello Dear Mildred,

I think I could learn a lot about being Modest from you and being more modest would save my backside from a lot of "warmings".

You need to be saved from a lot more than that, papist slut.

I can assure you that Hell is much "warmer".

[Virgin93]

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You need to be saved from a lot more than that, papist slut.

I can assure you that Hell is much "warmer".

How can someone be a virgin and a slut, Ma'am?

[Mildred Connors]

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How can someone be a virgin and a slut, Ma'am?

A better question would be: How can someone be a Romanist and a virgin?

[Sally Paulson]

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Cut out this catfighting THIS INSTANT! For your information I'm far more modest than either of you will ever be.

I'm going to call a mod to have this moved to the ladies forum, so that men don't have to see it.