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My friend told me about this site and he said the people here are really good, Religious people. I am interested in learning how to become a "True Christian" so that I wont perish in eternal hellfire.
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That is wonderful! Why not tell us a bit more about yourself. Are you married? Which false Christian church do you attend? Do you wish you were saved like us?Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21 -
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Dear Professor, would you mind if I ask you where you teach your wide knowledge about the creation of life?Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View PostComment
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I am not married, but I am dating a very nice Christian girl. Currently I am attending a Lutheran Church, but I very much wish to be saved.Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View PostComment
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How old are you and is she a cute one and are you both still preserving your virginity?Originally posted by candice View PostComment
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Indeed, we are preserving our virginity.
She wears special metal undergarments so that I may not enter her.
The garments will be removed when we become married.Comment
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Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
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aww, thats very nice, I am not the only one with shiny underwearOriginally posted by candice View Post
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Crusty and shiny are not the same thing.Originally posted by Virgin93 View Postaww, thats very nice, I am not the only one with shiny underwearComment
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my stainless steel and pick-proof chastity belt is never crusty and it is blinking in the sun, Sir.Originally posted by Brother Avatar View PostComment
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That would mean it's well polished and you are wearing nothing over it! You deserve an infraction, but you are Hellbound unless you get on you knees and start praying!!!!Originally posted by Virgin93 View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Dear Sir, that was not what I wanted to say, my English was maybe a bit messed up. I wanted to say that it would blink in the sun if it was ever seen in direct sunlight. I am really sorryOriginally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
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YOU'RE A DUDE???
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