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  • Virgin93
    Unsaved teenaged foreigner
     
    • Sep 2009
    • 153
    #16
    Re: HEY GUYS

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    That would mean it's well polished and you are wearing nothing over it! You deserve an infraction, but you are Hellbound unless you get on you knees and start praying!!!!
    Oh, Sir I forgot to mention one thing:
    Yes, it is polished and very clean, because cleaning is one of the things on which I spend a lot of time.

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      • Sin boy
        Unsaved trash, Hateful Demon
        • Nov 2009
        • 47
        #17
        Re: HEY GUYS

        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
        Is your Pa Johnny Cash?
        I laughed. So hard. Brother A, then his name would have to be Sue!
        Currently listening to: Cool for Cats by Squeeze

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          • Virgin93
            Unsaved teenaged foreigner
             
            • Sep 2009
            • 153
            #18
            Re: HEY GUYS

            Originally posted by Shaunyboy View Post
            I laughed. So hard. Brother A, then his name would have to be Sue!
            Maybe you could enlighten me by explaining why you laugh?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: HEY GUYS

                Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                Maybe you could enlighten me by explaining why you laugh?
                Because he's a dope-addict and a degenerate who worships rock and roll instead of Jesus. Pay him no mind, seniorita.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Sin boy
                    Unsaved trash, Hateful Demon
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 47
                    #20
                    Re: HEY GUYS

                    Awwwww, don't look at me, yo! Brother A made the reference first Besides, Pastor Zeke, ya' know me better than that- I ain't ever touched marijuana my whole dang life.

                    Virgin 93, I laughed because Brother made a reference ta' a song called 'A Boy Named Sure.' It's awesome.
                    Currently listening to: Cool for Cats by Squeeze

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                      • Virgin93
                        Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                         
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 153
                        #21
                        Re: HEY GUYS

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Because he's a dope-addict and a degenerate who worships rock and roll instead of Jesus. Pay him no mind, seniorita.
                        Thank you for the explanation and for trying to save my soul. I wasn't aware that this man is not as good as he tries to present himself.

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392
                            #22
                            Re: HEY GUYS

                            Originally posted by Sin boy View Post
                            Virgin 93, I laughed because Brother made a reference ta' a song called 'A Boy Named Sure.' It's awesome.
                            So is proper grammar. Try it.

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