Rev. Jim Osborne (The AntiChrist)

[Orison]

My fellow brothers and sisters,

Praise Jesus for allowing me to be here tonight posting on this here forum! PRAISE SWEET JESUS!

I feel it is proper to introduce myself. I am the Rev. Jim Osborne. You all know me right? Well, in case some of you are under the age of 25, you might remember me from PTL's "Rev. Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" in the 1980's. I was a successful televangelist. I saved millions of confused souls around the globe and showed them that Jesus wants everybody to have Wealth and Health. I used the gifts of the Lord to witness to the unsaved. I brought prosperity to my faithful television congregation.

The Lord had blessed me with me with the sweet life. A sprawling mansion overlooking the Pacific Ocean, a beautiful wife, and a fleet of high-end European luxury automobiles. It was the Lord's way of giving thanks back to me for preaching his Word.

It all came to a crashing halt in the fall of 1989, when the Fox TV show "A Current Affair" with Maury Povich televised a brutal exposé on my sins. I was embezzling tithes and church dollars to finance my Rolls-Royce obsession and $10,000 a night 5-star hotel stays in exotic locales. It wasn't long before seedy photographs surfaced of me in a compromising position with a Thai transsexual prostitute.

I pleaded on camera for forgiveness. I admitted I sinned. But, the Justice Department filed charges on me for various crimes such as embezzlement, fraud, racketeering, and pandering. I spent the next 15 years in a Federal penitentiary.

That is when I re-dedicated myself to the Lord Jesus Christ and became born again...again. Upon release, I swore to our Lord, myself, and all those I love that I will be a better person. I am truly sorry for all the sins I have committed in the past.

Now, I am re-establishing my televangelist career. I appear around 3:00 am on weekends on public access, using a rented studio, preaching to the unsaved. I use myself as an example of a wonderful human being who could not resist temptation and turn to sin.

I now turn to you, my dear Landover Baptist Church. I am no longer the hypocritical, greedy, scheming, duplicitous, conniving scoundrel that I was. I am simply a humble man, bowing before God, asking for forgiveness.

PRAISE JESUS that I am outside of bars, back into the real world!!! PRAISE SWEET JESUS!!!

[Brother Enoch]

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Do you mock all who have fallen and then had Christ lift them up again?

How loving of you.

[Orison]

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Try back with something substantial Brother Avatar! You are almost starting to say the same things over and over.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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What is your problem Black Brother? Rev. Jim is one of the most kind, loving, thoughtful and generous Brothers there is. Why do you mock him and ty to harass him?

He has helped thousands here, the young innocent women and baby niglets are just a few.

Did he accidentally rape or shank you in prison or something?

[Bryan Tamariki]

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Try back with something substantial Brother Avatar! You are almost starting to say the same things over and over.

How dare you imply that we start to say the same things over and over.
How dare you imply that we start to say the same things over and over.

[Orison]

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So let me get this straight. Rev. Jim Osborne has been in prison and has posibably had sexual encounters with other men? I knew there was something going on here. You just spilled the beans Mrs. Flint with a lovely profile picture.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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posibably

Is that nigra speak? I bet it's hard to say with those big lips!

Listen here Buster, don't be getting all fresh with ME because the Commander and Chimp makes you think "you people" get special rights. We don't play that way around here. Got it?

You are a guest here on GOD'S Favorite Forum. I have my eye on you.

[Orison]

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uh oh....... Keep your place WOMAN! Your husband has taught you that!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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What's your point? All you did was copy and paste my personal story. I even have a link to it in my signature.

[Brother Enoch]

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I think its point is that it's an idiot.

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

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What is your issue with Jim? He and I came up with his black outreach program together.

How could you possibly take issue with him for wanting to help you people? I even married one of your kind. How can you possibly call me a racist?

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

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Oralson: friend are you smoking crack?

You know, crack is the curse that Mr. Charley White Man inflicted upon you darkies to get more work out of you.
I feel your pain.
The Mexicans took what little work y'all could do when your weren't tweeking, and now you attempt to fiercely bang the demons out on your keyboard.
Let em' out friend negroe, let em' out!
REBUKE em'!!!!

These caring True Christians are just trying to help you exorcise the Devils' Legions from your Afro-centric soul.
Brother Avatar is from the Great White North, and he surely has better things to do
{like eat crepes, wear a toque, watch curling on TV, and encourage Frenchie Quebecie women to shave their armpits, etc...etc}
than assist you and your friend Yak Yak towards Heavens' gates.

Sister BibleThumpinBlonde don't need no sass from another of your race lusting after her Blonde Aryaness. {See what happened to Tiger Woods!!}

And Brother Osborne, well he is the salt of the earth ...
and just cause he did a little hard time don't mean he ain't redeemed himself in the eyes of the Creator for the numerous and persistent transgressions that he ardently pursued with youthful passionate vigor.
Why, if you were to ask him nicely to accept your tithe, right now, I'm sure he would gladly accept your credit card payment; then he could start a program of custom tailored Ministry specifically designed to heal your misbegotten jigaboo soul.

Have you considered relinquishing your Black nigra-ness and calming down to a Creamy Brown Will Smith sorta persona?
Might even be good for you to dump that Yak Yak Englishman friend you got sniffing around you.
Englishmen only like Black people when they don't have to live next door to them

[Jake Beck]

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Is that nigra speak? I bet it's hard to say with those big lips!

Listen here Buster, don't be getting all fresh with ME because the Commander and Chimp makes you think "you people" get special rights. We don't play that way around here. Got it?

You are a guest here on GOD'S Favorite Forum. I have my eye on you.

With all due respect, ma'am, I find your quip at "The President" quite amusing. Actually, the military refuses to render him as Commander and Chief untill he proves US Citizenship, and we all know he doesnt have it.