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  • Laura_Anderson
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    • Dec 2009
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    Introduction; Laura Anderson

    Hi all,

    My name is Laura Anderson, I've been brought up as a Church of England girl but I'm moving to America to find out more about the religious culture. I've always thought that the freedom of religious belief in England really doesn't compare to the US. If I really want to explore my beliefs I want to come to somewhere that fights back against the Liberal agenda.

    Feel free to talk anytime

    Laura
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
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      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: Introduction; Laura Anderson

      Welcome, Laura. Tell us what is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend to? And why do you have a red streak across your face....sunburn or being an unruly housewife?

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Laura_Anderson
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          • Dec 2009
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          Re: Introduction; Laura Anderson

          Very cheeky but I'm not married... yet. Its just a picture of me with an unfortunate shadow. Are you married Rev. Osborne?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
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              Re: Introduction; Laura Anderson

              How old are you, miss? Do you have your father's permission to be posting here?

              Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Laura_Anderson
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                  • Dec 2009
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                  Re: Introduction; Laura Anderson

                  I've been forced to go to the Church of England for much too long and I didn't like the way some of the verses seem to have been 'Liberalised' by the vicars. Im 20 and yes my dad has given me permission to be on here. If you ask me I think to find Jesus I need to experience the most blessed part of God's gift, marriage and servitude to a man.

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                    • Nobar King
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                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
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                      Re: Introduction; Laura Anderson

                      Originally posted by Laura_Anderson View Post
                      If you ask me I think to find Jesus I need to experience the most blessed part of God's gift, marriage and servitude to a man.
                      I hope you make it to Iowa on your quest!
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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                          • Jun 2008
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                          Re: Introduction; Laura Anderson

                          Welcome Laura! When do you expect to arrive in God's Favorite Country?

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                            • Virgin93
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                              • Sep 2009
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                              Re: Introduction; Laura Anderson

                              Originally posted by Laura_Anderson View Post
                              I've been forced to go to the Church of England for much too long and I didn't like the way some of the verses seem to have been 'Liberalised' by the vicars. Im 20 and yes my dad has given me permission to be on here. If you ask me I think to find Jesus I need to experience the most blessed part of God's gift, marriage and servitude to a man.
                              I hope that is a not too private question, Laura, but when you are not married, then are you at least still a virgin?

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Introduction; Laura Anderson

                                  Originally posted by Laura_Anderson View Post
                                  Hi all,

                                  My name is Laura Anderson, I've been brought up as a Church of England girl but I'm moving to America to find out more about the religious culture. I've always thought that the freedom of religious belief in England really doesn't compare to the US. If I really want to explore my beliefs I want to come to somewhere that fights back against the Liberal agenda.

                                  Feel free to talk anytime

                                  Laura
                                  Hey, you're not that creepy lady who made those wierd demonsongs back a few years ago, are you?
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Hank
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                                      • Oct 2009
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                                      Re: Introduction; Laura Anderson

                                      Originally posted by Laura_Anderson View Post
                                      Very cheeky but I'm not married... yet. Its just a picture of me with an unfortunate shadow. Are you married Rev. Osborne?
                                      Howdy there little lady Hanks the name I'm looking me for a good Christian wife... Can you cook, clean, look after babies and take care of my "needs" all the while your pregnant all at the same time?
                                      Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                                      GOD HATES FAGS
                                      Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                                      DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                                       WHITE AND PROUD

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