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  • #1

    Hey im Sam

    Hey , My name is Sam, grew up learning about god, and now i have understood his purpose and greatness. Im just a regular guy i guess also i love playing guitar and bob dylan. the reason im on this site to view peoples opinion. < also, this is pretty racist .
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  • #2
    Re: Hey im Sam

    Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
    the reason im on this site to view peoples opinion.
    We don't have people's opinions here. We only have God's opinion.

    < also, this is pretty racist .
    Terrorists are a race?
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    • #3
      Re: Hey im Sam

      Hello?

      We're a pretty straight forward community. We say what we mean. We follow the Bible to the letter, and take it absolutely literally, except in places where it says no to take it literally.

      I'm a tad concerned about your hobbies. Playing the guitar is a questionable activity, as music that is not directly inspired by the Holy Spirit can lead to accidental or even intentional summoning of demons, lust, dancing, recreational sex, drugs and death.

      Bob Dylan is an unwashed communist hippie. I would take your records out and burn them.
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      • #4
        Re: Hey im Sam

        Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
        Hello?


        Bob Dylan is an unwashed communist hippie. I would take your records out and burn them.

        are you for real?

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        • #5
          Re: Hey im Sam

          You chose to spew hatred and lies in your very first post, when you're supposed to be introducing yourself? You proudly sport a poster of an communist slant who butchered millions in an effort to force atheism on the world?

          Not off to a very good start, are we butterscotch.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Hey im Sam

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You proudly sport a poster of an communist slant who butchered millions in an effort to force atheism on the world?
            yea i understand that the chair mao isnt good, but i recently saw the peice and im an andy warhol fan so, and i mean god is also an artist why dont we respect it ?

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            • #7
              Re: Hey im Sam

              Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
              yea i understand that the chair mao isnt good, but i recently saw the peice and im an andy warhol fan so, and i mean god is also an artist why dont we respect it ?
              If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

              That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.


              "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Hey im Sam

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!),
                Your right I need more practice, anything else I should focus on ?

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                • #9
                  Re: Hey im Sam

                  Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
                  i love playing guitar and bob dylan.
                  That's disgusting! The guy is dead. He's in hell. Stop playing him!
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hey im Sam

                    Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
                    Your right I need more practice, anything else I should focus on ?
                    How about introducing yourself properly? Tell us how old you are, what false Church you attend, and why you hate Jesus.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hey im Sam

                      Are you for real? You say you're a fan of a guy who makes homeless crack-addicted buskers sound like a symphony, your avatar is the Hitler of China, done (not painted, that would be work which liberals hate) by a guy who is worshipped by effete art snobs soley because of his open pedophillia....

                      You've got to be pulling our leg. Nobody is THAT left-wing.
                      #forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hey im Sam

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        How about introducing yourself properly? Tell us how old you are, what false Church you attend, and why you hate Jesus.
                        Well I'm 19, I'm baptist, but haven't gone in a long while, and I never said I hated Jesus. Infact I think he is what we should all worship.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hey im Sam

                          Also, why are liberals bad ? i consider myself a bit liberal, but I have strong conservative ideologies.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hey im Sam

                            Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
                            Well I'm 19, I'm baptist, but haven't gone in a long while, and I never said I hated Jesus. Infact I think he is what we should all worship.
                            You sound like a prime candidate for Pastor Ezekiel's "Young Studs For God" FREE Bible Study Program!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hey im Sam

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

                              That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.
                              Excuse me, where does it say God's favorite language is English? How do you know he cares about grammar?

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