[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Prove it? Not entirely sure how. Want to see my Dog Tags? I also have a few medals. I would have taken trophies from the fallen gooks but they were unwashed therefor I wouldn't even dare touch them with any more than a large caliber bullet.

I hope you understand that it is a serious federal offense to impersonate a member of the armed forces (even the Navy). We have turned your information over to the DOF for further investigation.

Please give us your name, rank and serial number. If you would rather communicate privately, my email link is at the bottom of my signature.

So far we aren't seeing much evidence that you're a Christian at all. What's your Pastor's name? I may know him. Does your church have a homepage? Post the link so we can all heap praise upon it.

[Animal Mother]

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Alright brother. My Rank was Sgt. in the USMC. My Pastor's name is John Williams. It is a very small rural church and does not have a home page, we believe we can praise Jesus without the use of internet. Although with all the Godless heathens on the internet I can see why your church chose to do so.

[Animal Mother]

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Also I'd like to make it clear that I am no longer in the Corps. As much as I'd like to be I am far too old for any of that now. I do support them, though. I pray every night.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm not buying it. If your DOF report comes back negative, you'll be turned over to the FBI.

[Animal Mother]

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That's all fine and good. I can understand your suspicion considering how many communist trolls try to cause harm to such a fine website to such a fine church. Hopefully after everything is cleared we can be off to a better start.

[Nobar King]

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Do you think that this is some kind of a joke, boy???

[Animal Mother]

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Not at all. The word of Jesus is FAR from a joke, it's mankind's salvation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Not at all. The word of Jesus is FAR from a joke, it's mankind's salvation.

Then why don't you tell us how you came to find Jesus. What sins and perversions have you wallowed in?

It's time to come clean, friend. Jesus sees through all pretense and subterfuge.

[Animal Mother]

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I was raised in a strong willed Christian family. Unfortunately my father died when I was very young, so I was the man of the house. We lived far from any cities, so I hunted and grew crops to provide for my family. When my brother and two sisters went to live with our grandparents up north, I decided to join the Marines. I guess you could say this is when I REALLY found Jesus. At first it was just my mother reading the Bible to me every night at bedtime. But the Marines provided a Church service and I attended at every opportunity. When I got out I got a home closer to a Church, the one I still live in today.

[Nobar King]

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So, you expect us to accept that a real Christian man has chosen such a femme user handle?

[Animal Mother]

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The name is more of a symbol of my personality. The mothers of animals fearlessly protect their litter from any and all dangers, just like I do for the things I love. Namely the Jesus, the Bible, and my Family.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The name is more of a symbol of my personality. The mothers of animals fearlessly protect their litter from any and all dangers, just like I do for the things I love. Namely the Jesus, the Bible, and my Family.

Sounds kinda faggy to me.

Are you one of those furries?

[Animal Mother]

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Fags I kill. Furries I would kill if any of them had the testicular fortitude to come out in public.

And what exactly are you calling faggy? Jesus and the Bible?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Fags I kill.

Then you are no Christian. We are commanded by God to obey secular laws, and we do.

Furries I would kill if any of them had the testicular fortitude to come out in public.

There are furry enclaves all over America, and they are hardly kept secret. On the contrary, they openly recruit.

And what exactly are you calling faggy? Jesus and the Bible?

No, your faggy name.

[Animal Mother]

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You don't kill fags? I don't think the Ten Commandments really applied to them anyways.


Furries stay on the internet, but trust me if I could kill one I would.

But now is not the time to talk about such hateful subjects. We are all here for one common reason, Jesus.