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  • #46
    Re: Hello

    Well, as to not upset God I shall repent and stop killing fags.

    But in my prayers tonight will be the hope that one day I can do it again, with God truly on my side.

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    • #47
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
      Well, I am his child and I am made in his image. I guess in a way a comparison isn't as crazy as we think.
      Are you one of these liberal Christians who sugar coat everything they can recall from the Bible? God makes queers too, so what?

      Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
      Anyways, why is killing fags so bad? All they do is whine and complain about not having enough rights. Living ain't enough right for ya now you'd like to get married? I don't think so.

      Besides, Pastor Deacon Fred said he likes to kill Wiccans. And most gays are Wiccans.
      We have local ordinances here in Freehold that allow for an annual witch hunt. You don't live anywhere near us, and unless your local municipality has laws on the books that allow you to kill anyone or anything, then you are in violation of the commandments I posted here earlier. God tells us to obey secular laws. End of story.

      The truth is, you've never "killed a gook" and you've never been to Asia, have you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #48
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
        Well, as to not upset God I shall repent and stop killing fags.

        But in my prayers tonight will be the hope that one day I can do it again, with God truly on my side.
        There may be hope for you yet. Now, what pie does your wife make best?
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • #49
          Re: Hello

          I've killed gooks, which I am aloud to do because I was fighting for my nation. My church is a little hollow gutted, don't say much about killing queers. Like I said I'll ask for forgiveness for my ignorance because ignorance is hardly an excuse. I like the sound of this place you live at...

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          • #50
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
            There may be hope for you yet. Now, what pie does your wife make best?
            Apple pie. It's pretty good on these cold winter nights when I just get home from work and after I finish supper.

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            • #51
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
              All they do is whine and complain about not having enough rights. Living ain't enough right for ya now you'd like to get married? I don't think so.
              Our sickular society gives them every right everyone else has. They're not complaining that they don't have the same rights as the rest of us, they do! But they want even more! They say they're not allowed to marry. Hah. A Fag has the same right to marry a woman as I do! The same right! Nothing is being denied them that we get. But they want more. To marry a guy when you're a guy, or a giant lesbo whale when you're also a dyke leviathon in your own right. What's next? Polygamy? Gay polygamy? Gay/lesbo/ Bi multigamy? Can I marry my dog? Our love is real!! Can I marry my ipod? How about FoxNews, can I marry FoxNews?

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              • #52
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                I've killed gooks, which I am aloud to do because I was fighting for my nation.
                Are you still trying to impersonate a member of the U.S. Armed forces? You're 28 years old for crying out loud! You weren't even born when America was kicking slope ass over in Vietnam! How dare you dishonor the Christian men who gave their lives so that Vietnam could remain free!?

                Jesus is hip to your slip. Time to come clean.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #53
                  Re: Hello

                  It's truly disgusting. Marriage = Man and a women.

                  Evil = Man and man, women and women.


                  If they want to be all faggy maybe they need to go to California, and dig a huge trench so that that whole liberal state separates from the rest of us.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Are you still trying to impersonate a member of the U.S. Armed forces? You're 28 years old for crying out loud! You weren't even born when America was kicking slope ass over in Vietnam! How dare you dishonor the Christian men who gave their lives so that Vietnam could remain free!?

                    Jesus is hip to your slip. Time to come clean.

                    Now that's ridiculous! If I was 28 I'd be in one of those time paradoxes or whatever Scientologists call them these days. I can assure you I fought in 'Nam and would do it again if I had too.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                      I've killed gooks, which I am aloud to do because I was fighting for my nation.
                      Indeed. I will go ahead and assume you were a Princeton scholar.

                      Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                      My church is a little hollow gutted, don't say much about killing queers.
                      Your "church" doesn't say that it's not alright to kill homosexuals?

                      Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                      Like I said I'll ask for forgiveness for my ignorance because ignorance is hardly an excuse.
                      This is the second time I have ever given negative reputation points. Your hatefulness is truly astounding. You should be ashamed.

                      Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                      I like the sound of this place you live at...
                      I'm sure you would, you hateful bigot jerk. (Lord forgive me for my temper.)

                      The Lord's most humble servant,

                      Sam
                      Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                      For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                        Now that's ridiculous! If I was 28 I'd be in one of those time paradoxes or whatever Scientologists call them these days. I can assure you I fought in 'Nam and would do it again if I had too.
                        According to the date of birth you registered under, you were born on Sept 28, 1978. Same on your MySpace page.

                        Ready to confess your sins before Jesus now?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #57
                          Re: Hello

                          You liberal scum bag, go throw up on some atheist forum.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            According to the date of birth you registered under, you were born on Sept 28, 1978. Same on your MySpace page.

                            Ready to confess your sins before Jesus now?
                            Myspace page? I don't have one. And I have to admit I didn't think these forums were the real deal so I didn't want to post my real information. I trust you all now though and will come clean.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Hello

                              Come clean?...If I sin, what do I do to you, you watcher of humanity?
                              Why have you made me your target?
                              Why have I become a burden to you?
                              (Job 7:20)

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                              • #60
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by Slothco View Post
                                Come clean?...If I sin, what do I do to you, you watcher of humanity?
                                Why have you made me your target?
                                Why have I become a burden to you?
                                (Job 7:20)

                                Misquote, much? Moron.

                                17What is man, that thou shouldest magnify him? and that thou shouldest set thine heart upon him?

                                18And that thou shouldest visit him every morning, and try him every moment?
                                19How long wilt thou not depart from me, nor let me alone till I swallow down my spittle?
                                20I have sinned; what shall I do unto thee, O thou preserver of men? why hast thou set me as a mark against thee, so that I am a burden to myself? 21And why dost thou not pardon my transgression, and take away my iniquity? for now shall I sleep in the dust; and thou shalt seek me in the morning, but I shall not be.

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