[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey.

I meant the pocky, smart one. You can buy Goth Loli Outfits, but not a Goth Loli. That would be too weird. Unless you want one. Then I can dress up for you.
-Hikari

Filthy harlot! Offering to sell your little yellow body to a True Christian™ Pastor is a sure-fire way to get sent to eternal damnation. Brother T is totally uninterested in your depraved gook sexual fantasies, and he certainly wouldn't pay for such whoredoms.


I suppose you have a whore's forehead as well? Get thee hence!!

Jeremiah 3:3 Therefore the showers have been withholden, and there hath been no latter rain; and thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Hey.

Filthy harlot! Offering to sell your little yellow body to a True Christian™ Pastor is a sure-fire way to get sent to eternal damnation. Brother T is totally uninterested in your depraved gook sexual fantasies, and he certainly wouldn't pay for such whoredoms.


I suppose you have a whore's forehead as well? Get thee hence!!

Jeremiah 3:3 Therefore the showers have been withholden, and there hath been no latter rain; and thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed.

Zekey-chan... Chill. Ever heard of sarcasm? Joking maybe? I know that BT-chan is happily married, and I'm no Home-wrecker. And I'm not yellow! I'm a healthy shade of brown. If I was yellow, that means I should most likely go to the doctor, cause I probably would have jaundice. Teehee.
And I'm not little! I'm probably taller than him!
-Hikari

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hey.

Zekey-chan... Chill. Ever heard of sarcasm? Joking maybe?

As a moderator Miss Hikari I am going to have to ask you to stop making sarcasistic posts. It is not appropriate with the seriousness of the subject at hand; Salvation.

There is no room for sarcasm at Landover.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Hey.

As a moderator Miss Hikari I am going to have to ask you to stop making sarcasistic posts. It is not appropriate with the seriousness of the subject at hand; Salvation.

There is no room for sarcasm at Landover.

*ahem* There's the pot calling the kettle black...
But yes, BJ-sama Sir I'll try! *salutes* I still see no perks to being saved though. You guys all seem miserable, especially the women.

I'm just a funny, sarcastic person by nature, I guess, my mom was always the cynical type..

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hey.

*ahem* There's the pot calling the kettle black...

Quit listing to the lies of those vindictive heretics at Objective Ministries.

But yes, BJ-sama Sir I'll try! *salutes* I still see no perks to being saved though. You guys all seem miserable, especially the women.

Christianity isn't about earthly pleasures. Our reward is in the hereafter when the sinful are burning in Hell for eternity.

I'm just a funny, sarcastic person by nature, I guess, my mom was always the cynical type..

To bad she isn't the Christian type.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey.

*ahem* There's the pot calling the kettle black...
But yes, BJ-sama Sir I'll try! *salutes* I still see no perks to being saved though. You guys all seem miserable, especially the women.

I'm just a funny, sarcastic person by nature, I guess, my mom was always the cynical type..

Are you kidding? True Christians™ are the happiest folks you'll ever meet. We use salty language sometimes because we are willing to do literally anything in order to save your soul. Your "cynical mom" was just a lazy loudmouth who guided you directly into satan's clutches. She obviously didn't love Jesus enough to issue the beatings you so richly deserved. And still do.

We on the other hand, DO love Jesus that much.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Hey.

Quit listing to the lies of those vindictive heretics at Objective Ministries.

Who? Never heard of them. I wa just commenting that you Landoverians seem to love being sarcastic.

Christianity isn't about earthly pleasures. Our reward is in the hereafter when the sinful are burning in Hell for eternity.

Well, that does seem like a perk.. *ponders* But being Christian is still so restrictive. I don't think I could handle it. I like being able to do what I want.

To bad she isn't the Christian type.

My mom was a nihilist more than anything... she though that religion was something keeping humanity from progressing, so you're right. She wasn't the Christian type. *ponders this more*

If you guys wouldn't insult me so much, I would be more inclined to consider converting.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Hey.

Are you kidding? True Christians™ are the happiest folks you'll ever meet. We use salty language sometimes because we are willing to do literally anything in order to save your soul. Your "cynical mom" was just a lazy loudmouth who guided you directly into satan's clutches. She obviously didn't love Jesus enough to issue the beatings you so richly deserved. And still do.

We on the other hand, DO love Jesus that much.

My. Mother. Is. Not. A. Lazy. Loudmouth. She raised me by her self from the time I was 2 to when I was 7. And she did spank me. It hurt too. Then my dad came back from his pilgrimage thingy.. He spanked me too. Until I was 12. So, yeah... all null and void, my dahling.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey.

My. Mother. Is. Not. A. Lazy. Loudmouth. She raised me by her self from the time I was 2 to when I was 7. And she did spank me. It hurt too. Then my dad came back from his pilgrimage thingy.. He spanked me too. Until I was 12. So, yeah... all null and void, my dahling.

Is that what they told you? The 5 years he spent on a chain gang in Texas was a "pilgrimage thingy"?

His "husband" probably misses him still.

[Miss Hikari]

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Is that what they told you? The 5 years he spent on a chain gang in Texas was a "pilgrimage thingy"?

His "husband" probably misses him still.

I don't even live in Texas! And er... His pilgrimage was all around the world. I have toys from Europe, Africa, Asia, North and South America, and Australia. He went almost everywhere. It was more or less an eco-trip. I have tons of letters and postcards too. I missed him, but hey, he's back now.
And my father has never been in jail. So, ha.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hey.

I don't even live in Texas! And er... His pilgrimage was all around the world. I have toys from Europe, Africa, Asia, North and South America, and Australia. He went almost everywhere. It was more or less an eco-trip.

Wow. He must have one of the most impressive collections of STDs the world's ever seen, I would imagine.