[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hello, I lerned a swear, wanna here it?

Easy, I'm not in Iraq because first off that's not an Apocalypse, it's nothing more than a fool trying to spread his religion and "democracy". I do not support either christianity, or "democracy"

Well that just displays your ignorance: Osama Bin Laden and his hordes of Iranian soldiers are not invading Iraq to spread democracy, but to create an empire called the "Kaliphate". I don't know exactly what kind of political system that is, but it seems to involve sultans and harem girls, and in my studies of the middle-eastern history I have not come across many of the 30-second attack ads and $2000 per plate fundraisers that are the hallmarks of a true, functioning democracy.

[Akive Soldier of the Apocalypse]

Re: Hello, I lerned a swear, wanna here it?

Well that just displays your ignorance: Osama Bin Laden and his hordes of Iranian soldiers are not invading Iraq to spread democracy, but to create an empire called the "Kaliphate". I don't know exactly what kind of political system that is, but it seems to involve sultans and harem girls, and in my studies of the middle-eastern history I have not come across many of the 30-second attack ads and $2000 per plate fundraisers that are the hallmarks of a true, functioning democracy.

actually I was talking about Bush being a fool, but I can understand that you are too blinded by religion to be able to see something so obvious at that

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Do you have ANYTHING to say, other than "Wow, I opened a philosophy textbook, that means sin and terrorism can't affect me!"

Tell me, what on earth is the appeal of being a God-forsaken unbeliever? No Purity Balls, no Loyalty Day parades, no Hell Houses, no happy-slapping effeminite schoolboys....What kind of a lifestyle is THAT?

[Akive Soldier of the Apocalypse]

Re: Hello, I lerned a swear, wanna here it?

Do you have ANYTHING to say, other than "Wow, I opened a philosophy textbook, that means sin and terrorism can't affect me!"

Tell me, what on earth is the appeal of being a God-forsaken unbeliever? No Purity Balls, no Loyalty Day parades, no Hell Houses, no happy-slapping effeminite schoolboys....What kind of a lifestyle is THAT?

actually, it is a lifestyle of true purity, and in my view I am not "god-forsaken" since god doesn't exist, besides I cannot be forsaken because I am not the only one

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hello, I lerned a swear, wanna here it?

actually, it is a lifestyle of true purity

Got it. You're an angr-at-God-atheist out of frustration with your virginity.

You should take a look at our singles forum. There are some "benifits" to this whole "get eternal bliss and avoid eternal torture in hell" thingey.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello, I lerned a swear, wanna here it?

to call me a teenager is rather interesting since I am twenty years of age

In that case, isn't it about time you grew up, stopped throwing tantrums like a backwards 13-year-old goth, got a proper job and accepted Jesus?

also I never claimed to be courageous, just that I fear nothing, want nothing, and feel little...

Knowing what the unsaved are like, that sentence was probably supposed to contain the word "children" somewhere. Also, you forgot "know nothing."

actually, it is a lifestyle of true purity, and in my view I am not "god-forsaken" since god doesn't exist, besides I cannot be forsaken because I am not the only one

The only one what? The only one who plans on voting Demonrat in 2008? The only one who thinks naming yourself after a jap herb and regurgitating quasi-sub-Nietzschean nonsense in an illiterate fashion is cool and hip? The only one who can stand your company? I don't see how any of that will stop God from forsaking you.

[Akive Soldier of the Apocalypse]

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it's been a while since I last posted so... it'd be good to ask you guys another question though I hope you can be civil in answering. When your Jesus's second coming happens, do you think he'll be born american? and are you positive he'll actually be born a male?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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it's been a while since I last posted so... it'd be good to ask you guys another question though I hope you can be civil in answering. When your Jesus's second coming happens, do you think he'll be born american? and are you positive he'll actually be born a male?

Your question doesn't make a lick of sense. He's not coming back as a little baby. He will descend from Heaven with an army of angels and a sword in His mouth.

Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
Rev 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
Rev 19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
Rev 19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
Rev 19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
Rev 19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

That will be an awesome sight to behold! We True Christians(tm) will have already been raptured to Heaven, and will be watching all of this happen live from the Skybox seats. You will be on the receiving end if you don't get saved.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Akive Soldier of the Apocalypse]

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oh? so then tell me, how will anyone understand him if he's holding a sword in his mouth like some crazy hippy pirate? or do you mean that his tongue will be a sword or something like that?

[Brother Temperance]

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oh? so then tell me, how will anyone understand him if he's holding a sword in his mouth like some crazy hippy pirate? or do you mean that his tongue will be a sword or something like that?

If the Lord wants to make Himself understood, then He will make Himself understood, sword or no sword. I am fully confident that when He returns, His glorious speech will be every bit as clear and easy to understand as His Words in the KJV 1611 Bible. Praise Him!

[Akive Soldier of the Apocalypse]

Re: Hello, I lerned a swear, wanna here it?

I see... so your Jesus is powerful enough so that even though he comes down from heaven, looking and acting like a crazed pirate hippy, who either smoked too much pot and drank too much rum... or not enough of either, you'll understand him?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Hello, I lerned a swear, wanna here it?

When your Jesus's second coming happens, do you think he'll be born american?

We are not Mormons. That's the kind of thing that they believe, as seen clearly in the following clip from the Osmond Brothers: