I'm sorry for me being a complete idiot. I have had a bad bad day.
But my name is Charlotte.
Dear Charlotte
We are all complete idiots compared to the eternal wisdom of God. That's why we should spurn science falsely so called (1 Timothy 6:20) and put all our trust in Lord Jesus:
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
Try this: Dear Jesus, I thank thee for letting me live yet another day although I am surely loathsome to thine eyes. I thank thee for giving me yet another chance to repent and avoid the eternal fires of Hell. Amen!
A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
Are you that old lady from that sinful perverted TV show The Facts of Life?
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne."Check your local cable listings.
I'm afraid I'm not married, the man I was supposed to marry was killed. I'd rather not talk about it please. .
I wanna talk bout it! Is you sho you didn't kill him yo-self? You Georgia gals kin be mighty fast on da trigger iffen you is provoked or iffen you ain't!
Well, I dunno bout no Christmas miracles round here cause we got ourselves stuck in dat nasty ole place, Lil Rock and Greyhound wouldn't run us back to Fl til today. Dem cheap sons of bitches I gotta unfortunately call my fambly didn't git me nothing but no vacuum cleaner as if I ain't got enough cleanin to do. What da heck is wrong wif Baby jeezus if he cain't figure out what I be needed beside a broom!?
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