[James Hutchins]

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Hello Mrs. Noah Dint. You husband told me you were going to visit out forum. I am glad to see you making a proper first post.
I think you will find many of our member extremely turgid and stiff though a few are soft. Perhaps, while you are fresh to our forum, you seek out the less powerful members. Once you have been with these fine folks, you can move on to the more prominent gentlemen. However, speak with the ladies of Landover, do not be afraid of getting too mouthy with them. Lastly, sharing your pie is always a way to get into good graces.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Welcome Norah! How very lucky you are that Noah has allowed you onto our Godly boards! Do not squander this gift, use your time here to learn as much as you can from the posts of the Pastors and the other learned men of Landover.

And remember, keep the pointless female babbling to a minimum. We do not want to waste our holy bandwidth on idle chit-chat.

[Brother Temperance]

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Despite your obvious sexual handicap, I will pray for God to grant a miracle by giving you something worthwhile to say. Praise Jesus and welcome.

[Once was lost]

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Welcome Mrs.Dint.

Do I need to dress in my Sunday finest before I come online again? I wouldn't want to distress anyone by having them know I am typing in what I wear to bed.

Each time I post here I make sure I am dressed in my finest suit. After all it is my Church I am visiting and I do so out of respect.

[Levi Jones]

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Hello Mrs. Dint,

Have you heard of Mrs. Mary Maria Whitford's ladies pie club? It's a time once a week when the ladies all get together to for intensive group ministry and pie. My Aimee blushes and gets a shudder up her spine every time she talks about it. You might want to join in with them.

[Norah Dint]

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Despite your obvious sexual handicap, I will pray for God to grant a miracle by giving you something worthwhile to say. Praise Jesus and welcome.

I am blushing at the thought of even thinking of sex. If Mr. Dint knew my true thoughts he would make me hike up my flannel nightie and get on all 4's and await my true punishment.

I do have to say I must have done something right in that department after all I have borne Mr. Dint 7 little soldiers for Christ.

Through it all Mr Dint still adores my Peach Pie

Norah

[Norah Dint]

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Welcome Mrs. Noah. Our Department of Faith is tracking you down as we speak to be sure you are who you say you are.

We have so many God-mockers coming by that we are forced to be very very careful, especially on our new Godly demon-free server.

You may get a knock on your door and meet Bobby-Joe's crew, but don't let that frighten you.

Make sure you are properly dressed as they come though.

I will greet Bobby-Joe's crew with a big slice of my nice hot peach pie. Then I will kneel in front of them in worship like any true Christian woman should !

[Norah Dint]

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Hello Mrs. Dint,

Have you heard of Mrs. Mary Maria Whitford's ladies pie club? It's a time once a week when the ladies all get together to for intensive group ministry and pie. My Aimee blushes and gets a shudder up her spine every time she talks about it. You might want to join in with them.

Ohhhhhh Mr. Jones ! Thank you so much for letting me know about Mrs. Mary Maria Whitford's ladies pie club. I would like to know before I join though if before they serve their peach pie if all the fuzz is taken off the peach first. I only associate with ladies who take pride in their peaches.

Keep me posted as I LOVE being in the kitchen with Godly women learning their special recipies!

[Talitha]

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Hello dear, welcome.

I haven't heard you talking about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ very much.
You do have your own Bible don't you?

[Norah Dint]

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Thank you for your warm welcome. Yes I have my very own KING JAMES VERSION 1611 Bible. I hope that you deem this appropiate

[Talitha]

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Thank you for your warm welcome. Yes I have my very own KING JAMES VERSION 1611 Bible. I hope that you deem this appropiate

Oh, absolutely.
I have a First Edition with Morocco Leather binding.
I was assured by the Pastor who sold it to me that it was a genuine King James signature inside.
I always feel closer to The Lord when I am reading it.

[Norah Dint]

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Oh, absolutely.
I have a First Edition with Morocco Leather binding.
I was assured by the Pastor who sold it to me that it was a genuine King James signature inside.
I always feel closer to The Lord when I am reading it.

We are kindred spirits in the lord !!!!!

[Talitha]

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We are kindred spirits in the lord !!!!!

Oh you stupid Woman!!!!!

You do that one more time and I shall seriously Infract you

Now, spell it properly 25 times in your next Post.

Lord

(notice the reverence using a Capital 'L' gives HIM)

[Noah Dint]

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Now, spell it properly 25 times in your next Post.

Lord

(notice the reverence using a Capital 'L' gives HIM)

I appologize to everyone for having to see that. The fault is mine and I carry it firmly on my shoulders.

Norah!
Get Billie to watch the kids and finish supper. I am clocking out now to come home. Kindly take yourself into the bedroom and assume "the position".

I will be home in 20 minutes.

Once again I appologize to everyone and will insure a "high incentive lesson" is at hand.

-ND

[Talitha]

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I'm waiting................