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  • Norah Dint
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 15
    #1

    My first posting here. I'm excited!

    Most of you will know me from Church. My husband Noah has given me permission and some daily time on the computer to be here. I have taken 48 hours to study this Godly Forum(tm)'s rules and familierize myself with them. Please be assured that I studied hard and I will do my best not to make any mistakes here and will accept any punishment that would occur from any mistakes that I make. No different than at home.

    I look forward to the same fellowship with everyone that we enjoy on Sunday. Noah also wanted me to make note that I understand that I will start out on here just the same as everyone else and should not expect the rules to be bent or to expect acceptance just because of his stature in the community.

    The children are in bed and it seems a bit odd typing to everyone sitting here in my night-clothes. It is certainly different than being dressed in my Sunday best. I will have to get used to it I suppose.

    Thank you so very much for allowing me to be here.

    Glory to God!
    Mrs. Norah Dint
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    • Mr Holyfire
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      Forum Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 99
      #2
      Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

      Welcome the Jesus' favourite forum, Sister Norah!
      Leonard Paul Holyfire
      Demonologist

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        • Bob4God
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          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274
          #3
          Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

          Welcome to JESUS' favorite forum!

          Your husband is truly a bastion of CHRISTlike love and compassion! It's nice to meet his lesser half!
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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22912
              #4
              Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

              I'm sure Brother Noah will guide you in your postings. I look forward to hearing your praising the Lord and working to extend the congregation of His Church on Earth.
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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790
                  #5
                  Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                  Welcome, Mrs. Dint. Your husband has brought many blessings to our church, and I know that in some small way, you were a part of that.

                  Thank you both.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                      Originally posted by Norah Dint View Post
                      Most of you will know me from Church. My husband Noah has given me permission and some daily time on the computer to be here. I have taken 48 hours to study this Godly Forum™'s rules and familierize myself with them. Please be assured that I studied hard and I will do my best not to make any mistakes here and will accept any punishment that would occur from any mistakes that I make. No different than at home.

                      I look forward to the same fellowship with everyone that we enjoy on Sunday. Noah also wanted me to make note that I understand that I will start out on here just the same as everyone else and should not expect the rules to be bent or to expect acceptance just because of his stature in the community.

                      The children are in bed and it seems a bit odd typing to everyone sitting here in my night-clothes. It is certainly different than being dressed in my Sunday best. I will have to get used to it I suppose.

                      Thank you so very much for allowing me to be here.

                      Glory to God!
                      Mrs. Norah Dint
                      Are you trying to come on to me, woman?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Norah Dint
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 15
                          #7
                          Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Are you trying to come on to me, woman?
                          Pastor,

                          One thing my husband Noah has taught me is to be honest. I am new to this computer thing as my husband has just recently allowed me to be online. One thing that I have learned from you in private counsel is that my place is on my knees in "worship"

                          Do I need to dress in my Sunday finest before I come online again? I wouldn't want to distress anyone by having them know I am typing in what I wear to bed.

                          Yours in Christ!

                          Norah

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708
                              #8
                              Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                              Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Church Sister Norah. I look forward to sharing recipes with you.

                              Then men of LBC are very fond of my pie but I'm sure they'd welcome some "strange pie" for a change.
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                                • Mistress Cookie
                                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jul 2008
                                  • 6790
                                  #9
                                  Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                                  Originally posted by Norah Dint View Post
                                  Do I need to dress in my Sunday finest before I come online again? I wouldn't want to distress anyone by having them know I am typing in what I wear to bed.
                                  I was going to let this pass, as I am sure your husband would not let you wear anything unseemly, but I hope you are wearing a warm, very bulky, figure-hiding robe as you traipse about the house at night. Also, that your curtains are drawn.

                                  Any bedrooms in which boys sleep should be locked from the outside, so they do not behold you in accident.

                                  That is my opinion, anyway. Since you asked.

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                                    • Norah Dint
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Dec 2009
                                      • 15
                                      #10
                                      Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                      Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Church Sister Norah. I look forward to sharing recipes with you.

                                      Then men of LBC are very fond of my pie but I'm sure they'd welcome some "strange pie" for a change.

                                      Thank you so much for your warm welcome ! I certainly look forward to socializing with you fine upstanding christian folk! I do love to bake! I would LOVE to share my pie ! Hubby Noah loves it when he comes home from work and as he is walking in the door I uncover my fresh baked pie so he can see and smell the aroma! Sometimes he even sticks his finger in for a taste!

                                      Perhaps we can share recipies? There is nothing more fun than 2 of us girls in the kitchen !

                                      Norah

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                                        • Norah Dint
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Dec 2009
                                          • 15
                                          #11
                                          Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                                          I don't want to start out on the wrong foot. If I have offended anyone who thinks visually I apologize.

                                          I am dressed in my very warm flannel gown which goes to the floor. Heaven forbid if I let my ankles show. I am not a heathen and know that I should be covered at all times.

                                          Don't get the wrong idea. If it gets back to my husband Noah that someone might have the wrong idea he will surely beat me to get me back in line.

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78556
                                              #12
                                              Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                                              Well watch the suggestive commentary, or you'll get a reputation...

                                              What's your best pie, Mrs. D?
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Norah Dint
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Dec 2009
                                                  • 15
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                                                  Pastor.... after being properly lashed and counseled by my loving husband Mr. Dint, he suggested that I be more proper in my speech.

                                                  My peach pie is hard to beat. I always make sure that the peach fuzz is completely taken off before I offer it to my esteemed husband or special guests.

                                                  Does this meet with your approval?

                                                  Saved by the blood of the lamb,

                                                  Norah

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                                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 78556
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                                                      Originally posted by Norah Dint View Post
                                                      Pastor.... after being properly lashed and counseled by my loving husband Mr. Dint, he suggested that I be more proper in my speech.

                                                      My peach pie is hard to beat. I always make sure that the peach fuzz is completely taken off before I offer it to my esteemed husband or special guests.

                                                      Does this meet with your approval?

                                                      Saved by the blood of the lamb,

                                                      Norah
                                                      Peach pie is good in season. I'm partial to blueberry pie myself.

                                                      And sister Thumper (my fiancée of 6 years) makes a mean rabbit casserole.
                                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                        • Wide-Open
                                                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
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                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                          • 18449
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: My first posting here. I'm excited!

                                                          Welcome Mrs. Noah. Our Department of Faith is tracking you down as we speak to be sure you are who you say you are.

                                                          We have so many God-mockers coming by that we are forced to be very very careful, especially on our new Godly demon-free server.

                                                          You may get a knock on your door and meet Bobby-Joe's crew, but don't let that frighten you.

                                                          Make sure you are properly dressed as they come though.
                                                          Psalm 81:10:
                                                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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