[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings

Can you walk 10 steps heal to toe?
Can you tilt your head back, close your eyes and with an outstretched arm, bend at the elbow and touch your nose?

These are key accomplishments on the road to Salvation®.

[lucasdwi]

Re: Greetings

Lucas-dwi
After a little checking (very little, actually) we have found you to be a moronic toll.

Thanks so much for stopping by. Now skiddale, ratskelian!

I am sure you found some little twerps facebook account and very little else when you used google. Of course I used a pseudonym, how stupid do you think I am? Do you think that if I used "the Holy Spirit" as a username I would be given any validity? Or course not.

[lucasdwi]

Re: Greetings

Sounds like a perfect description of yourself. Seeing as how you not only refuse to follow the board's rules but you blatantly ignore questions asked of you after you failed to make a proper introduction. Your actions have shown that you are nothing more than another troll who should be dealt with swiftly.

The nerve of you people to speak thusly to the Holy Spirit. How dare you? To call me a troll when you yourself insult me. I ignore these questions because there is no answer to them. The way Christianity should be practiced is as I outlined for this very church. You people better pull yourselves together.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings

Lucas-dwi
After a little checking (very little, actually) we have found you to be a moronic toll.

Thanks so much for stopping by. Now skiddale, ratskelian!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings

You dare mock me heathen!? After all the Lord has provided you still question and mock me? I can see that atheist scum as low as yourself have infiltrated this most holy site. You have wormed your way deep into the trust of my sons, but I can see through your folly and see the blackness inside of you. You can hide from the mortals around you but not the infallible, immortal God who shall smite the wicked and watch with pleasure as you burn in the depths of Hell.

You'd better explain yourself, boy. That was uncalled for. I don't see any "heathens" attacking you. We just asked you for more particulars.

[lucasdwi]

Re: Greetings

Again you dare! The nerve of you to speak as such to the Holy Spirit. To call me "boy"! Your ignorance and sheer stupidity to see the blinding truth in front of you galls me. God will surely laugh as you burn slowly in torment vile scum.

[Jerakk]

Re: Greetings

You dare mock me heathen!? After all the Lord has provided you still question and mock me? I can see that atheist scum as low as yourself have infiltrated this most holy site. You have wormed your way deep into the trust of my sons, but I can see through your folly and see the blackness inside of you. You can hide from the mortals around you but not the infallible, immortal God who shall smite the wicked and watch with pleasure as you burn in the depths of Hell.

Sounds like a perfect description of yourself. Seeing as how you not only refuse to follow the board's rules but you blatantly ignore questions asked of you after you failed to make a proper introduction. Your actions have shown that you are nothing more than another troll who should be dealt with swiftly.

[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings

Are you talking to me, boy?

[lucasdwi]

Re: Greetings

That's good to know.

You dare mock me heathen!? After all the Lord has provided you still question and mock me? I can see that atheist scum as low as yourself have infiltrated this most holy site. You have wormed your way deep into the trust of my sons, but I can see through your folly and see the blackness inside of you. You can hide from the mortals around you but not the infallible, immortal God who shall smite the wicked and watch with pleasure as you burn in the depths of Hell.

[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings

That's good to know.

[lucasdwi]

Re: Greetings

I apologize for all of this. You see I am actually the Holy Spirit in disguise to see if your church could continue to boast being the number one church of God. After looking through all of your forum I have decided that you surpass the desires that we have. You are doing well my sons continue on the righteous path and let the unsaved burn in Hell forever.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings

Another 'post and run'. Interesting

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings

I resent this and am offended that because I was unable to get on a computer you immediately declare me as a demon. Interesting way to greet new comers.

Who cares what offends you? Do you really imagine that you little tantrums add up to a hill of beans for Jesus? This isn't a pink tea party, boy. This is Christianity. You aren't supposed to "like" it, you're supposed to DO it!

I do not attend any churches because the area in which I live has no churches that follow the Bible in what I would deem the correct way. As for a favorite Bible verse I would say that it is too hard to choose one single verse out of the Holy Book and say that it is better than the rest. As for sex, I am male.

It is certainly true that most of the churches out there are false. I know that I speak for all of us here when I say that I'd love to have you lay out the specific concerns you have about your local churches. I assume that you have attended them all and found them wanting. Please explain to us what you mean by "the correct way" of following the Holy Bible. We're always interested in detailed theological discussions.

Our church doctrines can be found HERE. I pray that you will find them edifying.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings

I resent this and am offended that because I was unable to get on a computer you immediately declare me as a demon. Interesting way to greet new comers.

Friend,

Atheists repeatably attempt to infiltrate Landover just to mock God. We TRUE Christians(tm) must on our guard against atheists tricks. However Jesus helps us see three these lies.

Do you agree atheists are the most evil an despicable people to ever live (with the exception of Obama)?

[lucasdwi]

Re: Greetings

And then left. Was this a recon mission by a demon???

I resent this and am offended that because I was unable to get on a computer you immediately declare me as a demon. Interesting way to greet new comers.

Greetings! Tell us more about yourself. What church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you male or female?

I do not attend any churches because the area in which I live has no churches that follow the Bible in what I would deem the correct way. As for a favorite Bible verse I would say that it is too hard to choose one single verse out of the Holy Book and say that it is better than the rest. As for sex, I am male.