[Noah Dint]

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Glory!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Give me all the infractions you wish. You make no point by doing so, only saying that you have no proof that I am not the Holy Spirit.

The Holy Spirit wouldn't piss and whine about not being believed. And He would respond to posts much more quickly. His connection is of the Highest Speed!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Give me all the infractions you wish. You make no point by doing so, only saying that you have no proof that I am not the Holy Spirit.

You are asking us to prove a negative? That's about the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Can you prove that I'm not a giraffe? I didn't think so.

You stated that you are the Holy Ghost. It thereby falls on you to back up your statement with proof. "Go ahead and prove I'm not" does no constitute proof in any discourse.

You have about 5 minutes to change your tune before we show you the exit, boy.

[lucasdwi]

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Give me all the infractions you wish. You make no point by doing so, only saying that you have no proof that I am not the Holy Spirit.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I have been given an infraction saying that I am not the Holy Ghost. Well then I say prove this. How do you know I am not?

Because while the Holy Ghost does take many forms (a dove, a flame, etc). the Holy Ghost would not take the form of an unfunny teenaged troll that is only here to mock God. I know you're trying your hardest to be "cute" with us, but no one here is amused.

[lucasdwi]

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I have been given an infraction saying that I am not the Holy Ghost. Well then I say prove this. How do you know I am not?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:

Claiming you are the Holy Ghost is blasphemy against it. As you can see, it is an unforgivable sin. Jesus will toss your atheist God-mocking butt into the pits of Hell while the rest of us sit back and laugh with Him up in Heaven.

[lucasdwi]

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Landover was chosen because it correctly interpreted the Lord's book unlike so many of the false churches spread across the world. Landover acknowledges the vindictive nature and sometimes offensive nature towards some which should not be covered up with pansy quotes about peace. You did the Lord's work, but now the Lord is not so sure he picked the right church.

[James Hutchins]

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OK, Let's look into your spiritual inadequacies. Why do you think that Jesus made your fingers choose Landover?

I think you are on to something here, Pastor Bathfire. Even though young lucas is imbibing, he is reaching out for for something though his groping seems to only serve him what he craves, not what he needs.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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OK, Let's look into your spiritual inadequacies. Why do you think that Jesus made your fingers choose Landover?

[Jerakk]

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You people humor me...and will do the same when burning in hell.

Well at least you're kind enough to admit where you're going. Tell my parents I said hi when you get to satan's kingdom.

[lucasdwi]

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You people humor me...and will do the same when burning in hell.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]Do you think that if I used "the Holy Spirit" as a username I would be given any validity? Or course not.

...as opposed to saying you are The Holy Spirit?

Your brain's as much use as a chocolate teapot. Have you considered being a Christian?

[James Hutchins]

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I am sure you found some little twerps facebook account and very little else when you used google. Of course I used a pseudonym, how stupid do you think I am? Do you think that if I used "the Holy Spirit" as a username I would be given any validity? Or course not.

Do you really want to know how stupid we think you are?

Take this as a hint

[Petal]

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You people better pull yourselves together.

i thinks maybee it be better if you quits pullings yourselfs