[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

Well, I love God, and I love Jesus. I read my bible at least every day, usually before i sleep or when i wake up.

Aw, that's a good start. Keep up the good work and make sure it's a KJV1611Bible.

Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Forum Nancy Jr.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Talitha]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

Aw, that's a good start. Keep up the good work and make sure it's a KJV1611Bible.

Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Forum Nancy Jr.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I'm so glad you are here too Sister Thumper.
I think together we can help her

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

im sure it is a KJ1611 version

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

help? well, what would you like to help me with? I would also like to discuss some really interesting things....

[Talitha]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

help? well, what would you like to help me with? I would also like to discuss some really interesting things....

.......about The Bible I trust?

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

.......about The Bible I trust?

oh of course! I am Christ's servant, it's what I'm supposed to do. I understand many things, but not by myself, i've had a bit of help

[Talitha]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

oh of course! I am Christ's servant, it's what I'm supposed to do. I understand many things, but not by myself, i've had a bit of help

So....... Go on then. What do you want to tell us that's so interesting?

[Brother V]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

Well, I love God, and I love Jesus. I read my bible at least every day, usually before i sleep or when i wake up.

That's good, because it's hard to read after you sleep or before you wake up.

Most of my activities happen after I wake up and before I go to sleep.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

oh of course! I am Christ's servant, it's what I'm supposed to do. I understand many things, but not by myself, i've had a bit of help

Welcome back, Nancy/Jane. I wish I could say you was missed, but True Christians™ is not supposed to tell lies like that.

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

Im Siobhan, not Nancy :-S

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

Im Siobhan, not Nancy :-S

So nancy turns out to be another filthy joo. Great....

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

What? You put a Hyphen in between everything you say?
You know, talking in Tongues is very frowned upon in Freehold. Don't let the Pastors catch you

Sister Talitha

What's this about speaking in tongues frowned upon? Why, it's Biblical! I don't know what I'd do without it!

[Talitha]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

Sister Talitha

What's this about speaking in tongues frowned upon? Why, it's Biblical! I don't know what I'd do without it!

What I meant to say that Tongues are only allowed if you've had guidance from a Landover Pastor OR you've been and purchased "TONGUES" from the Freehold Christian DVD Emporium.
Guaranteed 5-day Course or your money back (conditions apply).

For just $2,304 + Shipping costs you can be sure that the Tongues you speak are True Christian™ and not Demons hiding in your Colon.
Of course, Singing in Tongues is covered by a different DVD.

Now, you're kinda new around here, so you can't possibly have had the necessary training needed to do it properly so I can only assume It's them Demons.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

What I meant to say that Tongues are only allowed if you've had guidance from a Landover Pastor OR you've been and purchased "TONGUES" from the Freehold Christian DVD Emporium.
Guaranteed 5-day Course or your money back (conditions apply).

For just $2,304 + Shipping costs you can be sure that the Tongues you speak are True Christian™ and not Demons hiding in your Colon.
Of course, Singing in Tongues is covered by a different DVD.

Now, you're kinda new around here, so you can't possibly have had the necessary training needed to do it properly so I can only assume It's them Demons.

If you're "singing" from your colon, it's not demons, it's just gas. You don't need Jesus to cure that - drinking a glass of warm water with a spoonful of baking soda dissolved in it will take care of it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

'Nancy' as you call her is actually my friend. She says that they changed her name on the forum to make fun of her or sumthing like that, just cos she pretended to be a guy

So, rather than asking us why we were calling Nancy Nancy, shouldn't you be asking Nancy why she was pretending to be a guy? That seems to be the really mystifying question here.