X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 9
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 4 5 6 7 8 9 template Next
  • The Jabba Master
    TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 250
    #121
    Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    No one wants to look at your thing, pervert. Please stop making homersexural passes at out newbies.
    I was talking about my intoduction Page Pervert
    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
    Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
    Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

      Comment

      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056
        #122
        Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
        Friend, we have nearly 400 years of taking the Bible seriously.

        Wow! A woman who's honest about her age! Trust me, it doesn't show - you don't look a day over 300.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

          Comment

          • Sista Lateefah
            Honorary White Woman.
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2007
            • 522
            #123
            Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

            Originally posted by Dances with Hoagies View Post
            Wow! A woman who's honest about her age! Trust me, it doesn't show - you don't look a day over 300.
            I know you is jealous of how Sista Tali look, but that don't mean you hafta bust out with the rude comments. Remember, there do not be anythang you can hide from the DOF. Lotsa folk at Landover know what you looks like, and you knows as much as we do that you ain't got no room to make negative comments about somebody appearance.

            sigpic
            "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

              Comment

              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056
                #124
                Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
                I know you is jealous of how Sista Tali look, but that don't mean you hafta bust out with the rude comments. Remember, there do not be anythang you can hide from the DOF. Lotsa folk at Landover know what you looks like, and you knows as much as we do that you ain't got no room to make negative comments about somebody appearance.


                LOL! You found the pictures from Zeke's last birthday party!
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

                  Comment

                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553
                    #125
                    Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                    Originally posted by Dances with Joos View Post
                    LOL! You found the pictures from Zeke's last birthday party!
                    Woman, I have never had the misfortune of being in the same room with you, so that photograph of you couldn't have come from my last birthday. In any event, cameras are not allowed at my celebrations. I'm no fool.

                    The DOF provided us with that revolting picture of you. I'm sorry I had to see it. Part of me wants to tear my eyeballs out of their sockets.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                      Comment

                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056
                        #126
                        Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Woman, I have never had the misfortune of being in the same room with you, so that photograph of you couldn't have come from my last birthday. In any event, cameras are not allowed at my celebrations. I'm no fool.

                        Obviously, you don't always know the cameras are there.

                        The DOF provided us with that revolting picture of you. I'm sorry I had to see it. Part of me wants to tear my eyeballs out of their sockets.

                        I want video.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

                          Comment

                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #127
                            Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                            Dont worry they hate me too and i feel the same way some times
                            What, so we hate you, and you hate you? That's pretty sad. Did you know Jesus wants to love you, if only you'll let Him?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

                              Comment

                              • The Jabba Master
                                TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 250
                                #128
                                Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                What, so we hate you, and you hate you? That's pretty sad. Did you know Jesus wants to love you, if only you'll let Him?
                                Like i said before you suck at reading Context
                                Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

                                  Comment

                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #129
                                    Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                                    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                    Like i said before you suck at reading Context
                                    And you suck at reading the Bible. I know which I consider more important.
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

                                      Comment

                                      • The Jabba Master
                                        TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 250
                                        #130
                                        Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                        And you suck at reading the Bible. I know which I consider more important.
                                        I Never Read the Bible so realy it dosent matter
                                        Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                        Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                        Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                        Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                        Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

                                          Comment

                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78553
                                            #131
                                            Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                                            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                            I Never Read the Bible so realy it dosent matter
                                            May I ask you exactly why you are here? This is a Christian forum for discussing the Good News about Jesus, not blabbering about a lousy old movie about chinkery.

                                            If you don't read the Bible, then you are deeply lost. Why are you here?
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                              Comment

                                              • The Jabba Master
                                                TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 250
                                                #132
                                                Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                May I ask you exactly why you are here? This is a Christian forum for discussing the Good News about Jesus, not blabbering about a lousy old movie about chinkery.

                                                If you don't read the Bible, then you are deeply lost. Why are you here?
                                                To show you idiots the Falling of Grace that you have become, I havent read the bible but i know enoughf about it to know your wrong on manny acounts
                                                Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                                Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                                Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                                Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                                Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 12414
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                                                    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                                    To show you idiots the Falling of Grace that you have become, I havent read the bible but i know enoughf about it to know your wrong on manny acounts
                                                    You haven't read the Bible but you know enough about it to tell people who have read it cover to cover that we're wrong? Tell me, have you ever read an anatomy book? If not, do you walk into hospitals and correct surgeons? How well versed are you in suck-ular law? I ask, because I imagine you walking into courtrooms and telling judges and lawyers where they're mistaken.
                                                    Posted via Prayer

                                                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                                                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78553
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                                                        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                                        To show you idiots the Falling of Grace that you have become, I havent read the bible but i know enoughf about it to know your wrong on manny acounts
                                                        Could you please give me an example of how we are wrong? Show me which verses we've gotten wrong. Help correct us, boy.

                                                        Go ahead, I'll wait.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                                          Comment

                                                          Previous 1 4 5 6 7 8 9 template Next
                                                          Working...