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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457
    #16
    Re: Hi Everybody

    Originally posted by Timtheroofer View Post
    The rope was too long.
    Well Tim, I am mighty confused. If the rode was too short, she never could of knotted it, too long and her feet would be on the ground. For the rope to of worked as God intended, it would have to be just right.

    Are you sure she did not just run away to band camp?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Timtheroofer
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        • Nov 2009
        • 14
        #17
        Re: Hi Everybody

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Well Tim, I am mighty confused. If the rode was too short, she never could of knotted it, too long and her feet would be on the ground. For the rope to of worked as God intended, it would have to be just right.

        Are you sure she did not just run away to band camp?
        Although she was a big fan of band camp she is definitely not there (unless of course there is band camp in heaven)! Sorry for the confusion about the rope. You use the rope as a swing so when you jump off the bridge you swing down close to the bottom. If the rope is too long you hit the bottom and go squish just like grape!

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          • Timtheroofer
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            • Nov 2009
            • 14
            #18
            Re: Hi Everybody

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            What? Not even an obituary? That sounds fishy. Christian persecution maybe?



            Many of the "churches" you listed above aren't even Christian, and some are false Christians which is just as bad. You might want to take a look at our false religions registry HERE and investigate that. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, friend.

            Why don't you try an Independent Baptist Church. You pretty much can't go wrong there.
            We went to a couple different independent baptist churches but the preachers mostly just wanted to date my sister. Seeing as she isn't around anymore I figured I should try again and I found this place. Maybe someday I can take a road trip to Landover!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Hi Everybody

                Sorry, but the unsaved aren't welcome in Freehold. It's a private gated True Christian(tm) community.

                We'll be more than happy to help guide you into the loving arms of Jesus though.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Timtheroofer
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 14
                    #20
                    Re: Hi Everybody

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Sorry, but the unsaved aren't welcome in Freehold. It's a private gated True Christian™ community.

                    We'll be more than happy to help guide you into the loving arms of Jesus though.
                    I didn't plan on coming unsaved. That's just silly! Hey is there a place for good fish tacos there. I love fish tacos!!

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29457
                        #21
                        Re: Hi Everybody

                        Morning Tim!

                        Now I understand about the rope. Next time, she should tie a tire to the end. That is what we do.

                        I see you took her picture down and replaced it with one of some Homer.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Timtheroofer
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                            • Nov 2009
                            • 14
                            #22
                            Re: Hi Everybody

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Morning Tim!

                            Now I understand about the rope. Next time, she should tie a tire to the end. That is what we do.

                            I see you took her picture down and replaced it with one of some Homer.
                            Tires aren't much help at the end of a 200' rope but we did have a tire swing when we were kids and it was probably a gateway activity that led to my sister's untimely death. Maybe I should start a petition to get them banned!!

                            The new picture is my nephew. His name isn't Homer it's Richard but that was a good guess sir. He's down in Peru right now delivering shoes, building houses, digging wells, teaching God's favorite language, and handing out and teaching the Bible.

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